Brett Anderson (8-8, 3.36) vs. Jake Peavy (4-6, 4.21).
The Dodgers go for their third no-hitter in their last 10 games against Peavy tonight — it won't be easy, given that Peavy sometimes leaves eminently hittable balls up in the zone, but I'm confident the bats will find a way to miss. Meanwhile, it won't matter if Anderson throws his own no-hitter, because he won't get any offensive support. SAD TROMBONE
380 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 380 of 380If I weren't dying of ulcers, I'd say this was a great game.
why do the Giants have PH batting .368, and we have Chase Utley's .210?
@Cliff: If Woody had gone to the police...
@Cliff I am still laughing at your comment (10:58p). Brilliant
Can't play MPQ with all these ulcers!
If I weren't dying of this game, I'd at least have ulcers.
0-3 playing Dead Pool Daily Whole Enchilada node today. I gave up. That last wave with panther is soul crushing.
Chase Utley manages to ground into a triple play despite leading off the inning. Baseball historians are confounded by this play in the box score until they realize Ron Roenicke was prominently involved.
Utley is gonna die and disappear like Yoda soon.
JASON!!! That is so funny!!
Hey look! Some weak ground balls. Giants would have scored six runs on those two nubbers.
Turner can hit this guy.
But he won't! Heartless.
FUCK.LOOKS LIKE I PICKED THE WRONG TIME TO PICK THE WRONG TIME
Still giggling at Jason's comment.
Jimson again? Pushing our luck here.
This is like standing on a mount and thumbing our noses at the Baseball Gods by keeping Jimson in.
Too much orange behind home plate.
Jack Johnson plays some cool beach tunes.
MUTTINGLY SHOULD BE MANAGER OF THE YEAR...AT THE DOLLAR TREE
I hope they sent Greinke home to get a good night's sleep
"Chopper Back to Johnson" sounds like a Van Damme movie
I wonder what it says about us that this is actually what we all do for fun...bunch of sick, twisted mofos.
Hello, beautiful blonde mom. Lady Luck part deux?
But enough about the Dodgers!
Wow, just wow!
Another scoreless inning for Jimson. Quick, give him a two-year $17M contract!
GOTTA WIN HERE CAUSE WE'RE FUCKED. NO MORE PLAYERS LEFT.
Anti-entroenicke field engaged
Sick, masochistic, twisted mofos. That sounds about right.
That Jack Johnson comment cracked me up, PJ.
Crawford is thinking it is way past his knees' bedtime .
Kid K hitting??
I'm getting sleepy and wanting this to end. My good buddy on the Least Coast is still up watching, loyally, so I can't tap out before he does.
Yep, Kid K PH. IF they get there.
Kershaw coming in to pinch hit. I like it...though Greinke would be better.
You go Crawdaddy!!!
Crawdaddy with a Giantesque bloop single
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DON'T GIVE ME HOPE FUCKERS
You godaddy!
Is Joc Pederson in the stands now?
Greinke has to pitch tomorrow so probably not the best move to PH him.
Anybody else worried about Clayton PHing? Worried he'll be HBP or get hurt somehow
That group of orange-wearing bastards behind home plate is really getting to me. It's like a black hole of douche.
Pederson is cleaning out the bathroom stalls on top deck now. And it ain't a rookie hazing thing.
Peraza has Miley Cyrus teeth.
I'M NOT WORRIED,OREL. NOTHING CAN GO WRONG WITH KERSHAW BATTING.NOT WITH THE DODGERS.
Kershaw the least you can do for this team is get a walk off hit.
Get back in the hole Bochey. You ain't Phil Jackson
Nice. Way to get screw yourself out of any close calls now, Casilla.
THAT'S A WRAP
Are we even over .500 this month?
This game has me so hyper now I won't be able to fall asleep until Thursday.
Kershaw at the plate....
Um.... that's our option for Pinch Hitting?
Was Latos busy inking?
Chris Hatcher: Throwing nothing but fastballs since 2015
Fuck Dodgers! I have my waterobics class in like 5 hours. I was gonna learn the froggy disco.
Wow that ball really carried.
That really carried...
A pair of very loud outs. I guess that's the best you can hope for from Hatcher.
That one was kinda too close...
We could probably do better with Teri Hatcher.
HIT HIM IN THE PUBES
I'm a quarter beer away from having to use the Amazon 1 hour booze delivery.
Screw you, Roenicke!
A very gnats-esque weak slap hit for Poser, because of course.
And of course that brings up Byrd
Hate to disagree with Vin, but he said it was a good piece of hitting. The hell it was; Posey just threw his bat out there and it happened to bounce off the bat to a space where someone wasn't able to catch it. No credit to Pubes on that.
You hear that Spank? 14 rbi's in first 5 games with gnats for our buddy Marlon.
Gonna walk him
Who IS that Marlins jersey-wearing guy?
SIDDOWN, BYRD!
*FAINTS*
WOW struck him out!
Marlins Man
http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/mlb/miami-marlins/article20600751.html
#GoMoronGo
I DO have an interview with the federal government tomorrow. Come on guys, I haven't had to sweat the feds since that unfortunate night in Mexico.
Karina just favorited a tweet where we essentially called her husband a hobo.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kontos
+1 on the Simpsons reference, Orel.
Wait, Stubbs is alive?!?
More like Can'tos! AmIright!?
/cries
god, we really don't want to win this game
@ KAREN - I DIDN'T HEAR THAT BUT I'M NOT SURPRISED BY THE BYRD NUMBERS. WE KNEW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN FROM DAY ONE.
Byrd stole Uribe's physique
DAMMIT
Thanks, DB! I'd forgotten about him being at the World Series.
It feels like we work our ass off to get three outs then when we're up we just slap at a few balls and then the Gnats are back up again.
So worth it to stay up for this. So worth it.
Phillipe's has a pastrami sandwich now. Apparently, it's pretty good...according to one review on Facebook.
@Dusty: 2016 slogan!
leadoff HBP. We suck
JUST KEEP HITTING GUYS
When we lose this game, these 300+ comments are going to be for naught
When I run out of fingers, I Kontos
Queuing up the "unlucky 13" PGT right now
WE SHOULD JUST END THIS GAME WITH PENALTY KICKS ALREADY.
Thanks, Kontos!
I hope Brandon Crawford really, really hurts.
WHY IS URIAS TWEETING RIGHT NOW
Don't worry, Brandon. Everybody hurts.
Roenicke really wanted us to lose in 11 innings, but now he has a more devious plan for us
We've really killed the curve on comment count tonight.
Win or roenicke, really great to see yinz guys tonight!
Still laughing at Jason's 11:01 comment. It was either really funny or I'm way past my bedtime...
Why not both?
@karen, I agree. I also liked Cliff's 10:58p comment
Send us all to bed Agon...
If misery loves company, you guys are ALL helping keep me miserable
thank you
Bullshit strike zone tonight
Sax...Me, too. I can totally relate.
Now the idiot is hitting the backstop...
Imagine if the Mets had kept Turner
This game has gone so long, Adrian Gonzalez' GameDay icon has grown facial hair
Good. I was so done with August.
If Turner hits a HR here, I have the perfect PGT headline
OK, let's leave shitty-ass August behind and get September off to a good start, Dodgers.
Otherwise I'm going with "No Team Wants To Win The NL West"
Turner with a one-out walk, just to get my hopes up needlessly
Geez, I'm getting so goofy I thought JT was Agon. Couldn't figure out why Orel was asking about the Mets keeping Turner. What happened to Agon, anyway?
When did we start stealing bases?
AGon grounded out up the middle.
Orel...Yesterday.
Van Slyke chases off the plate. This game is never going to end.
Where am I?
MAKE 'EM PAY PERAZA
two on, two out--all set for Peraza to fail and this to go to the 14th
Hatcher?
RANCHO ARDIENDO
there I said it
MAKE 'EM PAY HATHCHHHER
no one left to bat. way to go, donnie
DON'T SWING
PSYCHE
(cries)
DUXXK DUXK DUFC KUFCKFU VUCK
BURY THE HATCHER
I have to be up in 5 hours 48 min
I agree with Orel. 100%.
Dodgers: 1-for-14 with RISP
@Orel: so you're not up for the PGT?
Why is Sponge Worthy still there? I thought he was home in bed.
Sorry, Sax
have we lost this game yet?
Siddown, Belt
Beltdown, Sid
i got nothing. tapped out
SACK UP HATCHER! Don't you go blowing it now.
wow. energy.
Good job Christy!!
What happened to our bullpen?
Bullpenis...good?
win it goddamnit. vin needs to sleep
heh heh
Are we talking about animal genitalia now? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Never seen Ellis so happy to leave the batter's box. Leadoff walk.
Leadoff walk for A.J.!
They've stopped pouring beers over two hours ago
Steal second, A.J.!
Roenicke gets a shoutout from Vin, but Vin's not in on the Roenicke conspiracy.
I think Roenicke was telling Rollins to strike out here.
Kike has the banana suit on in the dugout.
First and second with none out? Roenicke must be totally pissed off.
Rollins going to strike out here
Vin jinxes it by talking about what a dodger win would do to the standings. Even Vin is tired.
Sax...When Vin said that I thought 'He doesn't know what we know'.
Hey look, it's he who is not Marlon Byrd!
How are we going to blow this one? Really.
OF COURSE ROENICKE HOLDS ELLIS AT THIRD
Rancho ardiendo, none out, A-Gon up.
Roenicke trying to figure out how to thwart this now...
RANCHO ARDIENDO
At least Marlon Byrd will not beat us tonight!
We knocked Byrd out of the game!
bases juiced.i think i'm asleep. gotta be a dream. or a nightmare.
Andy's bro pitching?
All we need is one pin, Rodney.
THERE IT IS BABY!!!!!!!!
WE WIN! HALLELUJAH!
damn. i hate to say it. wish this one would never end.
Nighty night all!!!
FUCK YES
GOOD NIGHT ALL
AGon comes through! 4.5 game division lead! Good night, everyone--finally!
Good morning, Vin!
5 and a half hours up in dis bish. good times. goodnight y'all.
PGT up! Nice GT tonight, boys and girls
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