The Fighting Illini's Eric Finney had some inspired answers to the News-Gazette's insipid survey, including this tidbit about our own Yasiel Puig:
If you could ask the media that covers you one question, what would it be?
If the circumference of a banana is 13.72 cubic feet squared, and the radius is 12 yards, what is the square root of a block of ice?
Other than your teammates, who is your Heisman favorite?
Have you seen Yasiel Puig? Go, Dodgers, Go!
Well played, Mr. Finney.