This is how we all feel today
Alex Wood (8-7, 3.74) vs. Jesse Chavez (6-12, 3.84)
Sax is feeling too salty to speak publicly. Stubbs is still wandering around a hot parking lot looking for free beer. And Nomo is figuring out which urban city in decline he'll insult next on Twitter. We're all feeling salty after last night's bullpen debacle.
I think loyal SoSG reader Karen summed up last night's shittacular the best:
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THE WORLD"
Indeed. Let's get out there and take one back this afternoon. It won't cure what ails us but it'll be a start.
Bonus game note: Dodgers are now 0-1 with Ron Roenicke coaching third.