This is how we all feel today
Alex Wood (8-7, 3.74) vs. Jesse Chavez (6-12, 3.84)
Sax is feeling too salty to speak publicly. Stubbs is still wandering around a hot parking lot looking for free beer. And Nomo is figuring out which urban city in decline he'll insult next on Twitter. We're all feeling salty after last night's bullpen debacle.
I think loyal SoSG reader Karen summed up last night's shittacular the best:
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THE WORLD"
Indeed. Let's get out there and take one back this afternoon. It won't cure what ails us but it'll be a start.
Bonus game note: Dodgers are now 0-1 with Ron Roenicke coaching third.
28 comments:
Rollins SS
Crawford LF
Gonzalez 1B
Turner 3B
Ethier RF
Grandal C
Van Slyke DH
Pederson CF
Hernandez 2B
(Wood P)
Am I wrong, or does our Ron bear some resemblance to the Dodgers' newest Ron? We should do a switcheroo and get into some shenanigans.
FB still angry
For a team with a lot of depth, and allegedly some power hitting, having SVS in DH slot is kinda meh. No cut to SVS, but...
I guess that "worst first place team" stuff we were discussing is holding true. No way they go anywhere in October without some sort of miraculous hot streak.
(Though, I'm convinced that's how ALL teams win in the postseason. Goddamn crapshoot.)
Simultaneous hamstring Twitter jokes?
Did someone say streak?
I've caught the shitty Photoshop bug lately.
Is that what you do in a van down by the river?
Chase Buttley? Whatever, Farhan.
Chutley
I'm too sober for baseball
I am getting drunk, Jason. What's your problem man?!? #Staycation2015
Oakland's favorite son comes home!!! JRoll 2 run homer puts Good Guys up 2-1....
Wonder who we traded for Utley
I hope we traded Baez.
Feeble reasons to lime Utely:
Grew up a Dodgers fan
From Pasadena
That's all I got.
...and the unraveling has begun...
Hatcher up in the arson pen...somewhere, FB just got a cold chill up his spine...
3-2 A's
I think Victorino was the last Phillie guy we got midseason. So as long as Utley plays better then he did, I'll like him.
Rick just called him Adrian Ethier.
we got the bullpen doing it's best Hiroshima impressions and the GM goes out and gets Muttley. i'm done.
Jim Johnsoning
I LOVE MY TEAM...I LOVE MY TEAM...I LOVE MY TEAM
*now click ruby slippers 3 times*
BOOM
wow, I know it's hot in Fresno, but 2 meltdowns and no offense?
It's taken me 120 games to realize we are dogshit in the road and I should just be happy we win at all away from Chavez Ravine
Giants lose!
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