Sunday, August 23, 2015

Game 123 Thread: Aug. 23 @ Astros, 11a

Clayton Kershaw (10-6, 2.34) vs. Lance McCullers (5-4, 3.17).

37 comments:

Dusty Baker said...

Rollins SS
Utley 2B
Turner 3B
Gonzalez 1B
Ethier LF
Puig RF
Crawford DH
Ellis C
Hernandez CF
(Kershaw P)

Hideo Nomo said...

Save my butthole. Please?

Hideo Nomo said...

Lance McCullers is a totally made-up Simpsons name.

karen said...

@Gnomes 10:17...I made some fine suggestions on the saving of your butthole in our Game 121 Thread. They might have been a bit extreme but desperate times...

karen said...

Kiki 1 - Wall 0

karen said...

All runs happily accepted. We are beyond pride.

spank said...

what Karen said except if Dre is involved with the run scoring. i can't go for that. no can do.

Hideo Nomo said...

Karen, I need to go back and read the Save My Butthole campaign. I haven't been doing a whole lot of internetting in the last few days.

karen said...

Gnomes...You might need a pretty stiff drink before reading my suggestions...Please remember though, while I love you all, we were talking a 5 game losing streak here!!! :)

spank said...

don't worry,Gnomes. Dr. Spanktopus will be gentle. Bwahaha

karen said...

OUT AT THE PLATE YOU ASSHOLE!!!

AJellis banged up.

karen said...

Uh oh...review and we know how those turn out...

karen said...

OUT OUT OUT!!!

We finally win a review. Stupid ASStro tried to steal home on Kid and AJ. Looked like AJ may have been kicked in the head. Not sure, but I think little stars might be circulating his head. a la Bugs Bunny.

karen said...

AJ taking his AB....What a stud!!!

karen said...

Yeah Dre...I'd be looking over my shoulder too after making the 3rd out at 3rd. Spank can't be far behind!!!

karen said...

No freaking way Kid is letting Arson Squad in this game...

karen said...

Puig'd

karen said...

Hold on tight!! B of 9th and it looks like Kenley is coming in...

karen said...

FYI...Kenley has not pitched in a WEEK....

spank said...

Gnomes butthole is still in jeopardy. i've no trust in Janley.

karen said...

base hit to first batter...

Delino DeShields said...

Greetings from Ralph's in Burbank. Oatmeal purchasing on hold until end of game

Delino DeShields said...

Finish them. I'm starting to look creepy outside the Ralph's.

Delino DeShields said...

Nooooooooooooooooooołooƶo

Hideo Nomo said...

MEIN HEINEY HOLE

Delino DeShields said...

Standing at the deli counter. Seething. Even a free slice of chicken breast isn't helping

karen said...

Shoulda left Kid in....

karen said...

Well, so far Chase has been everything I expected....

Orel said...

Didn't Kenley listen to his own speech?

Orel said...

fuck

karen said...

HATCHER...enough said.

REVIEW!!!!!

karen said...

Home run...another lost review.

Orel said...

ALR

Hideo Nomo said...

RIP MY BUTTHOLE

Cliff Beefpile said...

Rip My Butthole: The Story of the 2015 Los Angeles Dodgers

Dusty Baker said...

Asshole report: ripped

Roenicke: 0-fer

Hatcher: 187 on this mofo

Steve Sax said...

NPUT (scoreboard watching)