Zack Greinke (12-2, 1.59) vs. Anthony "Gwen" DeSclafani (7-7, 3.75).
Don't speak. Just know that the Dodgers have maintained their 2.5-game lead in the West, despite having a record worse than the third-place Chicago Cubs, clawing out unexpected victories from Alex Wood (Friday) and Brett Anderson (Saturday). And now today, we've got arguably our best starter on the mound, in Zack Greinke--who hasn't lost since June 13.
Should Greinke paint his own surprise, and get shelled today (Joey Votto, in particular, is 10-for-24 against Greinke), and the Dodgers' lead shrink a little bit? I know just what you're saying, So please stop explaining. Don't tell me 'cause it hurts.