So here we go, the 2012 season's first game in Dodger Stadium. Except this one doesn't count.
The last two weeks or so, Sax here has been hibernating through the tail end of spring training. And tonight, Sax awakens!
Sax will be there tonight, drinking a beer under the cool spring evening aura. Eating a hot dog or four. Wearing a SoSG softball shirt that I stole from Orel (possibly concealed by a Dodgers warmup jacket, depending on how cold it is tonight). Kicking back and enjoying watching my favorite Dodgers and Juan Uribe. Thinking about myself in the third person (and with a pseudonym, at that).
Hit me up in the PSGT if you want to catch up (Nomo will be in attendance as well, if my Batman decoder ring translated the teletype correctly).
89 comments:
It's bear porn time!
It's always bear porn time
until you chafe
fanerman, are you at tonight's game?
Nope. I just want see some bear porn.
Gordon SS
Mellis 2B
Kemp CF
Loney 1B
Rivera RF
Gwynn LF
Uribe 3B
Ajellis C
Harang P
GMKLRGUAH
Nomo, check your email
On the davenport, Vinny!
Just sat down after a long day at work even though I shouldn't' have gone because I'm still sick as a dog, Vinny!
Just saw Nomo. He's got the More Bear Porn sign.
Mellis!
Very atrange, I'm getting reception here at the Stadium. Betting it's because of low turnout rather than upgraded cell towers...
So they were chanting "MBP", not "MVP"?
Thanks for the slap and tickle, Saxy.
Kemp luring the league into a false sense of security with all these Ks.
Seems like a different voice of the dodgers this year on the stadium PA?
Whoever is filling in for Eric Smith sounds like he's eating while announcing.
@Hideo 7:28 I sure hope you are right
Fuck off, Pulgas!
DelinO also in attendance with deshields jr. Worst concession line evere. Wound up getting carls jr. CARLS JR!!!!!!!
HORRIBLE queues at concession stands. Can't move in concourse
Harang with the laserbeam up the middle!
My son declared that he was scared of the picture of ervin santana.
Dee Gordon is 5'11"??? I thought he was about 5'3".
Anyone else thinking about Dee from Whats Happening?
Shitty cell service: check
Long concession lines: check
Let the season begin!
I was thinking about Dee Snyder.
Some poor fielding help Dee get on, 1st and 2nd, 1 out, Mehllis is up
no double plays, please. Let Matty get up with some guys on
Matty can't resist the breaking ball again
Pulgas gets a taste of nighttime hitting in LA
Oh Urine
Wow, nice play by Ellis
Aaron Miles would still be running for that one
THEY SHOW JACKIE JOHNSON ON THE DODGERVISION NOW.
Leave our catchers alone!
Vin talking about the Hairston generations: check!
Ajellis: Getting on base any way he can.
Saw DelinO, and just bumped into Eric Stephen on the escalators. He's looking sweet with the new creds
Rancho Ardiendo!
HBP, walk and a Deesingle have us in business with no outs
cmon Matty!
Wow, flyouts are often better than strikeouts, Kemp!
Useless spring RBI!
Eric Stephen got new threads? About time!
Oh wait, creds you said.
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Matty gets the job done with the sac fly
Daaaaaaaamn....BoSox closer Andrew Bailey out 4-5 months with a thumb ligament.
Scoop age from Eric Stephen: he thinks Sellers made the team
Kendrys is a tub, isn't he?
Thanks for that Sax, and Eric!
I'm cool with Sellers.
Kendrys has been on the bananas foster regimen since being sidelined, it would seem.
Sanchez not so good here, and here comes some guy named Albert
Sanchez balks two men into scoring position, then serves up an Almost HR to Albert
Sanchez will have to get dirtier to get people out.
Pujols and Kemp, tied with SFs
@Sax and Nomo - looks like a lot of Angel fans in the crowd, more than there should be
Come on gwynn
FB, no worries, the Angels fans are just wearing red so they can get security escorts to their cars before they drive behind the orange curtain
Nice bunt there by kennedy
cmon, Jus - don't make them rethink their decision
that'll work!
Tony just put the Guh in Guh-wynn
Tony didn't know where the fielders were, took him a second to figure out they wouldn't be able to get to it
My intel says the dodgers have sold only 9000 tickets for tomorrow's game. I expect only one concession stand will be open.
Matt Treanor's screencap has crazy bugeyes
I'm seriously getting freaked out here with hyperthyroid up there
Wait , 2-run RBI for bug eyes
Oooey-gooey runny goodness! 4-1 Blue Men
nice work, Jerry. If you get on base like this, I won't mind at all
Attaboy Matt
And Vin is well-aware of Treanor's better half
Takahashi, can we play you every day?
Fucking wave is going
Rancho still diendo.
Why did you start the wave, Sax?
As in "They waving Takahashi goodbye now"
Wow, Kemp. Loney could have done that.
Matt Kemp is not going to get 50-50 this year, I reckon.
hmm
They just showed the "name that tune" thing, and DIDN'T play the songs. What the fuck?!
They are still doing GBA.
Eight year old doing it at the speed of James Baldwin. Ugghggggggggghhhhhhhh
OK I need to work my way into these west-coast mid-week games. I feel good getting into the 7th but I am gonna hit the showers. I trust you guys can finish off this win. Gnite, all.
Weird orange blotch in the middle of Dodgervision.
Mr. Walter sir, can we please have an HD screen?
It's not a spring thread unless Sax extrapolates meaningless spring results.
Suddenly the Angels are using the DH.
Free half inning!
Feels like we won twice! (takes what he can get)
I'm sorry, I was drinking. Was there a game?
Seriously, be at the game tomorrow just to keep the kids quiet.
I'm still in line for Dodger Dogs.
Is it too soon to be worried about our bench? Where's the power bat? *cries*
That WAS the power bat
I finally got to the front of the hot dog line. (Notice time of post)
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