Dodger baseball in a Major League stadium! Finally out of Arizona and back in (what Arte Moreno defines as) L.A.!
It's time for the traditional (and what used to be the only) Freeway Series, with a game in Anaheim tonight and games Tuesday and Wednesday at Dodger Stadium. Don't expect any free baseball, though. Both teams have agreed to only play nine full innings, regardless of the score, to keep everyone fresh for Opening Day. (Home team will bat in the bottom of the ninth, even if ahead.)
The season's almost here! Can you smell it?*
*That smell may actually be the load of bullflop we posted about Frank McCourt on April Fool's Day.)
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I feel like when I was kid on Christmas Eve waiting for
my Christmas scotch to be under the tree!!
Oh, those memories of childhood. We'd always get a bunch of Smirnoff mini-bottles in our stocking.
Little known fact Anaheim Is 90% polystyrene.
I once thought the grinch was taking vodkas from my stocking...turns out it was Neeebs' mom.
Gordon SS
Mellis 2B
Kemp CF
Ethier RF
Rivera LF
Loney 1B
Uribe 3B
AJellis C
Kennedy DH(AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Mellis and Jellis. Sounds like a cool cartoon.
Mattingly wanted to best replicate the Opening Day lineup.
I wouldn't put money on Kennedy being able to outhit Kershaw.
When I see this lineup typed out like that...
(CRIIIIIIIES)
I told myself I wasn't going to cry.
I want Fields (or Federowicz) and Cruz to make the roster at some point, to increase the odds of FUCK being spelled out in the lineup.
I thought it was named after the theme song to Taxi by Bob James
the stadium, I mean
It's not a "Who's the Boss?" tribute?
@nomo you can still use FUCK in the lineup for Kennnedy
Is this one on tha TEE-vee?
Not live, sadly. Delayed til the end of the Clipper game on FSW.
Is MLB not showing this one?
Stoopid Klippers!
Hey, anyone going to the game on Wed? Tickets are super cheap, unlike tickets at The Big Hey.
BASEBALL
When did he become "Howard" Kendrick?
The KLAC feed on Gameday isn't working for me, either. You mean I've got to use and actual ray-dee-o thing?
I think he dropped the Howie last year.
Wouldn't you drop the Howie if it were you? Like, after you were 12?
Jamey Wright retires the Angels in order. In other words, it's still spring.
MLB is delaying the start of their broadcast. This means I have to listen to Ken Rosenthal.
Yeeesh.
It's on MLB Network now!
I think Howie was adultified after Howie Long rolled with it.
Wait...what happened?!
Assclowns.
MLB always shows a few minutes of the game before blacking it out.
God damn it, I don't GET MLB network.
At least Gameday Audio is working now.
Charley Steiner Bestiality Reference Of The Night:
"Big Todd [Coffey] was once a 300-pounder.
Then he fell in love with chickens."
I normally hate a position player bunting, but in Kennedy's case, I'll allow it.
Sorry I'm late. Had to watch SEC dominate another college sport.
I'm getting the broadcast on FSW.
Booooooo!
Loney would be awesome if the fences were in 30 feet.
Is it possible the Dodgers are playing worse with Magic as the owner? #FutureTerribleLede
The dodgers are playing worse with Kemp striking out 95% of the time and Kennedy batting in the DH spot.
I hope Kennedy doesn't play the DH during the regular season.
I hope Kennedy doesn't play anywhere on the team this season, but I guess that's too much to hope for.
Adam Kennedy with an RBI-single. In other words, it's still spring.
I'm already measuring out a spot on the grassy knoll in order to take out Kennedy.
Dee went a little wild.
Starting the fifth down 3-1 but two runners on.
I'll let you know what is going on when I finish the fifth.
Jaysus
Crap. Broxton sucks! ....
8-2 and I am not amused.
4-1 Angels. I'm dragging my dumb ass to bed. Will have to miss some of you chuckleheads at the game tomorrow. I'm saving up my strength!
In case you thought this was a legitimate game, they're still going to play a bottom of the ninth, even with the Angels winning.
What in the name of sweet mother Mary's balls happened?
Which, what, who, the?
Meh, still got tix for Wednesday's game. Me and some kids in loge 157; older daughter and her friend in field 43.
@Nomo - There were no comments for 41 minutes after Sax's bestiality remark.
When is Magic Johnson going to tweet that we need to blow this team up?
Gameday has gone final, but the Angels are still batting.
@Nic - When the team starts losing real games that actually matter.
Now it's really over.
BOOOOOO!
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