Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Suck my balls, LA!
See? He's the COOLEST.
$400,000 SS$2,500,000 2B$6,375,000 1B$2,250,000 CF$1,150,000 RFPennies 3BPennies LF$421,000 C$9,000,000 P
These Diamondbacks don't even have diamonds on their backs. What a misnomer!
Bring back Jimbo!
Jimbo is a good player, but he doesn't have the tools we were looking for.We're talking about Jim Edmonds, right?
I barely paid more than $11 million for those three outs. I know what I'm doing.
What do I need to do to win you guys over this month? Firework Mondays? Half-dollar Dodger Dogs? Lindsay Lohan singing the National Anthem on Opening Day? Tell me, and I'll do it!
James Loney with an RBI-double! Who needs Albert Pujols? Certainly not me!
James Loney hits a double to bring in Ellis from first, 1-0 good guys!
"1-0 good guys!"Somebody likes me!
Mr McCourt, could you ask Tony Gwynn Jr to shave off that beard? That's against the team dress code
All of the players have stopped returning my calls. Though most say it's because they refuse to pay collect.
Mr McCourt, after this experience in LA, do you think you will ever get back into baseball parking lot ownership?
Sorry, Fred's Brim, but I'm starting to expand into bridges now. In fact, a kind man named Chad Moriyama has a bridge in Manhattan that he'd like to sell. Hope it works out!
What can we get for Chad? Gummy bears?
Watching my home-town Celtics take it to the lowly Miami Heat! Who's this strapping fella on the halftime show named Magic? I like the cut of his jib!
Great final tune-up for the old Chad-ster today, eh!
Fields kinda sucks, but I trust Frank knows what he's doing with him.
"I trust Frank"A wise choice, indeed!
Funny story: I personally asked Ned Colletti to sign Josh Fields because I thought he owned fields that I could turn into parking lots.Boy, do I have egg on my face!
I can't remember, do I still own Camelback Ranch?
Even with egg on your face, you're still cute as a button, Frankie-poo!
Thanks a bunch, Dusty! If you ever need a parking spot at Dodger Stadium, give me a call and I'll hook you up!
Steiner just called that home run correctly. You know, Steiner's being such a big part of the Dodger broadcast is something else we have Frank McCourt to thank for.
I delegated most of the broadcasting responsibilities to my ex-wife, so you can blame her!
Can we hire Brad Ausmus to figure out what happened to Chad?
That's two fly balls in a row that Charley has just nailed. Unbelievable!
If I sold Dodger Stadium's naming rights, which would you prefer?a) FedEx Field at Chavez Ravineb) Carl's Jr. Parkc) Union 76 Stadiumd) All of the Above
Gotta be a). That way you get the corporate logoed shittiness plus you remind many of being displaced from their homes in order to build the stadium. It's a win-win!
Uh-oh, Starbucks won't let me keep using their WiFi unless I buy something. Can I borrow a buck-fifty for a cup of coffee from someone? I promise to pay you back!
These Diamondbacks sure have a good team. Maybe I should buy them. Do they have nice parking lots?
Some of these Dodger kids....are they even going to make the Great Lakes Loons roster this season?
This place got quiet fast. Kinda like a Dodger game! Heyo!
I'm making noise. It's just inside my head. Or is it?
Runny goodness!6-2 with no hope, though.
Zagurski it a fat little toad of a pitcher.
That was disappointing. Good thing I'm selling these losers. They're your problem now, Earvin!
I have to say, this is quickly becoming my favorite blog. You guys have been so kind and understanding. Hell, I think I'll buy Blogger from Google just so I have an excuse to spend more time with everyone here!
Terrible April Fool's Day. Only three posts and a game thread? You guys sicken me.
It's April Fool's Day?
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