Sunday, April 01, 2012

Preseason Game 30 Thread: April 1 vs. Snakes, 1p

Frank's last game at his beautiful oasis in the desert.

Get him a win, boys!

45 comments:

Frank McCourt said...

Suck my balls, LA!

Hideo Nomo said...

See? He's the COOLEST.

Frank McCourt said...

$400,000 SS
$2,500,000 2B
$6,375,000 1B
$2,250,000 CF
$1,150,000 RF
Pennies 3B
Pennies LF
$421,000 C
$9,000,000 P

Frank McCourt said...

These Diamondbacks don't even have diamonds on their backs. What a misnomer!

Spank said...

Bring back Jimbo!

Frank McCourt said...

Jimbo is a good player, but he doesn't have the tools we were looking for.

We're talking about Jim Edmonds, right?

Frank McCourt said...

I barely paid more than $11 million for those three outs. I know what I'm doing.

Frank McCourt said...

What do I need to do to win you guys over this month? Firework Mondays? Half-dollar Dodger Dogs? Lindsay Lohan singing the National Anthem on Opening Day? Tell me, and I'll do it!

Frank McCourt said...

James Loney with an RBI-double! Who needs Albert Pujols? Certainly not me!

Fred's Brim said...

James Loney hits a double to bring in Ellis from first, 1-0 good guys!

Frank McCourt said...

"1-0 good guys!"

Somebody likes me!

Fred's Brim said...

Mr McCourt, could you ask Tony Gwynn Jr to shave off that beard? That's against the team dress code

Frank McCourt said...

All of the players have stopped returning my calls. Though most say it's because they refuse to pay collect.

Fred's Brim said...

Mr McCourt, after this experience in LA, do you think you will ever get back into baseball parking lot ownership?

Frank McCourt said...

Sorry, Fred's Brim, but I'm starting to expand into bridges now. In fact, a kind man named Chad Moriyama has a bridge in Manhattan that he'd like to sell. Hope it works out!

Fred's Brim said...

oops!

Dean said...

What can we get for Chad? Gummy bears?

Frank McCourt said...

Watching my home-town Celtics take it to the lowly Miami Heat!

Who's this strapping fella on the halftime show named Magic? I like the cut of his jib!

Dusty Baker said...

Great final tune-up for the old Chad-ster today, eh!

Hideo Nomo said...

Fields kinda sucks, but I trust Frank knows what he's doing with him.

Frank McCourt said...

"I trust Frank"

A wise choice, indeed!

Frank McCourt said...

Funny story: I personally asked Ned Colletti to sign Josh Fields because I thought he owned fields that I could turn into parking lots.

Boy, do I have egg on my face!

Frank McCourt said...

I can't remember, do I still own Camelback Ranch?

Dusty Baker said...

Even with egg on your face, you're still cute as a button, Frankie-poo!

Frank McCourt said...

Thanks a bunch, Dusty! If you ever need a parking spot at Dodger Stadium, give me a call and I'll hook you up!

Dusty Baker said...

Steiner just called that home run correctly. You know, Steiner's being such a big part of the Dodger broadcast is something else we have Frank McCourt to thank for.

Frank McCourt said...

I delegated most of the broadcasting responsibilities to my ex-wife, so you can blame her!

Fred's Brim said...

Can we hire Brad Ausmus to figure out what happened to Chad?

Dusty Baker said...

That's two fly balls in a row that Charley has just nailed. Unbelievable!

Frank McCourt said...

If I sold Dodger Stadium's naming rights, which would you prefer?

a) FedEx Field at Chavez Ravine
b) Carl's Jr. Park
c) Union 76 Stadium
d) All of the Above

Dusty Baker said...

Gotta be a). That way you get the corporate logoed shittiness plus you remind many of being displaced from their homes in order to build the stadium. It's a win-win!

Frank McCourt said...

Uh-oh, Starbucks won't let me keep using their WiFi unless I buy something. Can I borrow a buck-fifty for a cup of coffee from someone? I promise to pay you back!

Frank McCourt said...

These Diamondbacks sure have a good team. Maybe I should buy them. Do they have nice parking lots?

Dusty Baker said...

Some of these Dodger kids....are they even going to make the Great Lakes Loons roster this season?

Frank McCourt said...

This place got quiet fast. Kinda like a Dodger game! Heyo!

Dusty Baker said...

I'm making noise. It's just inside my head. Or is it?

Dusty Baker said...

Runny goodness!

6-2 with no hope, though.

Dusty Baker said...

Zagurski it a fat little toad of a pitcher.

Frank McCourt said...

That was disappointing. Good thing I'm selling these losers. They're your problem now, Earvin!

Frank McCourt said...

I have to say, this is quickly becoming my favorite blog. You guys have been so kind and understanding. Hell, I think I'll buy Blogger from Google just so I have an excuse to spend more time with everyone here!

Frank McCourt said...

(cries)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Terrible April Fool's Day. Only three posts and a game thread? You guys sicken me.

Hideo Nomo said...

It's April Fool's Day?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

FUCK.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

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