Sons of Steve Garvey: Preseason Game 30 Thread: April 1 vs. Snakes, 1p

Sunday, April 01, 2012

Preseason Game 30 Thread: April 1 vs. Snakes, 1p

Frank's last game at his beautiful oasis in the desert.

Get him a win, boys!

44 comments:

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Suck my balls, LA!; 4/01/2012 1:05 PM
Hideo Nomo said...: See? He's the COOLEST.; 4/01/2012 1:05 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: $400,000 SS
$2,500,000 2B
$6,375,000 1B
$2,250,000 CF
$1,150,000 RF
Pennies 3B
Pennies LF
$421,000 C
$9,000,000 P; 4/01/2012 1:12 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: These Diamondbacks don't even have diamonds on their backs. What a misnomer!; 4/01/2012 1:13 PM
spank said...: Bring back Jimbo!; 4/01/2012 1:14 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Jimbo is a good player, but he doesn't have the tools we were looking for.

We're talking about Jim Edmonds, right?; 4/01/2012 1:17 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: I barely paid more than $11 million for those three outs. I know what I'm doing.; 4/01/2012 1:21 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: What do I need to do to win you guys over this month? Firework Mondays? Half-dollar Dodger Dogs? Lindsay Lohan singing the National Anthem on Opening Day? Tell me, and I'll do it!; 4/01/2012 1:24 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: James Loney with an RBI-double! Who needs Albert Pujols? Certainly not me!; 4/01/2012 1:25 PM
Fred's Brim said...: James Loney hits a double to bring in Ellis from first, 1-0 good guys!; 4/01/2012 1:26 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: "1-0 good guys!"

Somebody likes me!; 4/01/2012 1:26 PM
Fred's Brim said...: Mr McCourt, could you ask Tony Gwynn Jr to shave off that beard? That's against the team dress code; 4/01/2012 1:29 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: All of the players have stopped returning my calls. Though most say it's because they refuse to pay collect.; 4/01/2012 1:30 PM
Fred's Brim said...: Mr McCourt, after this experience in LA, do you think you will ever get back into baseball parking lot ownership?; 4/01/2012 1:35 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Sorry, Fred's Brim, but I'm starting to expand into bridges now. In fact, a kind man named Chad Moriyama has a bridge in Manhattan that he'd like to sell. Hope it works out!; 4/01/2012 1:36 PM
Fred's Brim said...: oops!; 4/01/2012 1:37 PM
Dean said...: What can we get for Chad? Gummy bears?; 4/01/2012 1:38 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Watching my home-town Celtics take it to the lowly Miami Heat!

Who's this strapping fella on the halftime show named Magic? I like the cut of his jib!; 4/01/2012 1:44 PM
Dusty Baker said...: Great final tune-up for the old Chad-ster today, eh!; 4/01/2012 1:45 PM
Hideo Nomo said...: Fields kinda sucks, but I trust Frank knows what he's doing with him.; 4/01/2012 1:46 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: "I trust Frank"

A wise choice, indeed!; 4/01/2012 1:46 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Funny story: I personally asked Ned Colletti to sign Josh Fields because I thought he owned fields that I could turn into parking lots.

Boy, do I have egg on my face!; 4/01/2012 1:48 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: I can't remember, do I still own Camelback Ranch?; 4/01/2012 1:53 PM
Dusty Baker said...: Even with egg on your face, you're still cute as a button, Frankie-poo!; 4/01/2012 1:53 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Thanks a bunch, Dusty! If you ever need a parking spot at Dodger Stadium, give me a call and I'll hook you up!; 4/01/2012 1:55 PM
Dusty Baker said...: Steiner just called that home run correctly. You know, Steiner's being such a big part of the Dodger broadcast is something else we have Frank McCourt to thank for.; 4/01/2012 1:57 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: I delegated most of the broadcasting responsibilities to my ex-wife, so you can blame her!; 4/01/2012 1:58 PM
Fred's Brim said...: Can we hire Brad Ausmus to figure out what happened to Chad?; 4/01/2012 1:58 PM
Dusty Baker said...: That's two fly balls in a row that Charley has just nailed. Unbelievable!; 4/01/2012 2:01 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: If I sold Dodger Stadium's naming rights, which would you prefer?

a) FedEx Field at Chavez Ravine
b) Carl's Jr. Park
c) Union 76 Stadium
d) All of the Above; 4/01/2012 2:11 PM
Dusty Baker said...: Gotta be a). That way you get the corporate logoed shittiness plus you remind many of being displaced from their homes in order to build the stadium. It's a win-win!; 4/01/2012 2:19 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Uh-oh, Starbucks won't let me keep using their WiFi unless I buy something. Can I borrow a buck-fifty for a cup of coffee from someone? I promise to pay you back!; 4/01/2012 2:30 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: These Diamondbacks sure have a good team. Maybe I should buy them. Do they have nice parking lots?; 4/01/2012 2:49 PM
Dusty Baker said...: Some of these Dodger kids....are they even going to make the Great Lakes Loons roster this season?; 4/01/2012 2:53 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: This place got quiet fast. Kinda like a Dodger game! Heyo!; 4/01/2012 3:16 PM
Dusty Baker said...: I'm making noise. It's just inside my head. Or is it?; 4/01/2012 3:19 PM
Dusty Baker said...: Runny goodness!

6-2 with no hope, though.; 4/01/2012 3:55 PM
Dusty Baker said...: Zagurski it a fat little toad of a pitcher.; 4/01/2012 3:55 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: That was disappointing. Good thing I'm selling these losers. They're your problem now, Earvin!; 4/01/2012 3:57 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: I have to say, this is quickly becoming my favorite blog. You guys have been so kind and understanding. Hell, I think I'll buy Blogger from Google just so I have an excuse to spend more time with everyone here!; 4/01/2012 4:03 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: (cries); 4/01/2012 4:08 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Terrible April Fool's Day. Only three posts and a game thread? You guys sicken me.; 4/01/2012 5:03 PM
Hideo Nomo said...: It's April Fool's Day?; 4/01/2012 5:24 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: 46; 4/01/2012 6:34 PM

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