Thursday, January 26, 2012

Finish The Limerick

We're way overdue for a nice round of Finish the Limerick. You know what to do!
This offseason, quite frankly, is sad,
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ps- This doesn't seem right without EK. Here's hoping he weighs in with a saucy little number.

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17 comments:

Jeff J. Snider said...

This offseason, quite frankly, is sad.
Our team looks to still be quite bad.
So some of our hope's died,
But look on the bright side:
At least Frank McCourt's not your dad.

MeanieBreanie said...

The offseason, quite frankly, is sad.
There is no baseball to be had.
Spring training approaches.
Renewed hope for players and coaches.
Dodger fans are holding their breath.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

This offseason, quite frankly, is sad.
Let's hope it's all simply a fad.
We'll get a new guy,
and victory will be nigh,
with Magic or Cuban or Dad.

Franklin Stubbs said...

This offseason, quite frankly, is sad.
But the news isn't totally bad.
We'll escape Frank's regime
Without seeing a scheme
For moving the our team to Riyadh.

Loney Fan said...

This offseason, quite frankly, is sad.
Frank McCourt is an asshole.

Neeebs * said...

This offseason, quite frankly, is sad.
No Free Agents, No EK, it's bad.
But Frank is a goner,
And new Sons have the honor.
So just beat the Giants and I'll be glad

Pancho said...

This offseason, quite frankly, is sad,
but there are two thoughts that make me glad,
Frank will be gone
and Jaimie anon
and all in all that can't be bad!

Fred's Brim said...

This offseason, quite frankly, is sad.
But things can be great when not had.
Like owners so thefty,
Or first basemen so hefty,
Or Felix Pie's twisted nad.

Jason said...

This offseason, quite frankly, is sad,
What's next, alternate jerseys in plaid?
I'll miss Hiro haiku,
And Wide-Eyes turning two.
Vin will be back so it's not all bad.

Dusty Baker said...

This offseason, quite frankly, is sad.
No huge FA signing to be had.
But the beer will be cold,
The team will be sold,
And let's hope for a good season from Chad.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

You have the soul of a poet, LF.

QuadSevens said...

This offseason, quite frankly is sad,
There were plenty of big names to be had;
We didn't get ONE!?!
Fuck Ned in the bum!!
But scotch helps me stop being so mad.

Dusty Baker said...

Oh, you nailed it, Q7.

Hideo Nomo said...

This offseason, quite frankly, is sad,
But that Bison deal wasn't half-bad,
With a whole lotta luck,
They can shake off the suck,
Then to our six titles we'll add.

Dusty Baker said...

This offseason, quite frankly, is sad.
Spanky ran around with a fish, unclad.
We laid rest to EK,
SoSGSACBEWPCL we did play,
And what's with the Sons' new triad?

QuadSevens said...

Thanks DB. LoneyFan's hate filled limerick was my inspiration. His is just more direct.

Dusty Baker said...

It took a page of my famous "Fuck you Shane Victorino" line from a few years back.

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