Monday, January 02, 2012

Rose / Fiesta Bowl GameThread, 2p / 5p

Sure, there are other bowl games today, but these are the two worth watching: #10 Wisconsin vs. #5 Oregon, then #3 Oklahoma State vs. #4 Stanford. Let's go, Pac-12!

68 comments:

Steve Sax said...

Chrome helmets? Really, Ducks?

Steve Sax said...

21-21 and not even halftime. Where is the defense?

Dusty Baker said...

This is shite football. If I wanted to watch this, I'd just watch PAC-12 tape.

Dusty Baker said...

It's like watching two teams practice.

And those OR helmets are hideous. Look like Victorian gazing globes.

Steve Sax said...

Saw your tweet on the helmets, Dusty--nice!

Dusty Baker said...

I got up to go to the bathroom 2X in the first half. Both times, when I returned there had been a score.

I'm peeing my pants in the second half cause I don't want to miss anything.

Dusty Baker said...

This is like the anti-LSU v Alabama game earlier in the season.

Dusty Baker said...

Fuck a duck

Dusty Baker said...

"[Let's] sneak in a replay of the touchdown before we get another touchdown."

Dusty Baker said...

Wait, the WI kicker was 4-5 on the season before he just nailed that one?

Steve Sax said...

35-31 Vagina ASLers

Dusty Baker said...

42-38 Donald Ducks

Almost ten mins to go. Don't know where this one is going to end up.

Dusty Baker said...

Those OR helmets have gotten uglier as the game has progressed.

Dusty Baker said...

Man I hate that chirpy white girl on the Hyundai commercials.

Dusty Baker said...

Game over. Beavers stuff the Badgers. 45-38 and on to the Fritos Bowl.

Dusty Baker said...

Personified bag of chips ad: unfunny

Tostitos, you're better than that.

Dusty Baker said...

Stanford strikes first on a catch by a receiver who was open wider than....you know.

Dusty Baker said...

14-0 lame band gimmicks team

Dusty Baker said...

And the Hicks Lite strike back. 14-7

Dusty Baker said...

21-14 with...

....shit, 21-21 before I could finish typing this.

Dusty Baker said...

With all these Tostitos commercials, I really am feeling comfortable with my own chip awareness and satisfaction level. Good work, Tostitos PR folks!

Dusty Baker said...

Collitch Boys up 28-21 halfway through the third qtr.

Spank said...

Shasta Bowl

Steve Sax said...

Poor fumble but nice hold by Stanford

Steve Sax said...

28-24 Stanford through three quarters

Steve Sax said...

Come on Cardinal!

Dusty Baker said...

Not sure which way this one is going to go when all is said and done.

Dusty Baker said...

This Blackmon guy is good, mon. Three TDs on the night.

Steve Sax said...

This is killing me

Dusty Baker said...

31-31

Steve Sax said...

Mars Blackmon? Gotta be the shoes

Dusty Baker said...

@Sax

I have some Stanford-supporting friends who are at the game tonight. They are not having much fun.

Dusty Baker said...

Stanford "defense" is on their heels, trying to protect a 38-31 lead.

You still alive, Sax?

Spank said...

nice fucking game

Spank said...

The pressure. The pressure.

Spank said...

Heather Cox should be a porn star with that name.

Dusty Baker said...

I was just arguing with myself on whether this was a nice game. I mainly come down on the side of thinking it wasn't because it's just so unbalanced - no defense at all. There were some huge hits, but just marching back and forth down the field isn't the most appealing football to me.

I'm probably wrong, but then again I'm arguing with myself so I can't lose.

Dusty Baker said...

MISSED IT!!!!

Spank said...

He fucking missed it! What an asshole.

Dusty Baker said...

Under pressure...

Dusty Baker said...

Culero! Culero!

Orel said...

Free roses!

Orel said...

Whoops, I mean free chips.

Dusty Baker said...

Four roses is a fine bourbon.

Dusty Baker said...

45

Spank said...

Four Brothers is a horrible movie.

Spank said...

PASS THE MOTHERFUCKING BALL DUMMIES

Dusty Baker said...

Four Horsemen were an awesome wrestling outfit.

Dusty Baker said...

sorry, meant to cc: Delino

Spank said...

Culero strikes again.

Spank said...

Laces in!

Dusty Baker said...

Bad snap...not necessarily the kicker's fault.

Steve Sax said...

Ouch.

Well, this is not good.

Spank said...

That's exactly what Stanford needed to do.

Dusty Baker said...

You still vaguely sober, Saxy?

Steve Sax said...

Fuck the review. Ok State def deserved to win when Stanford botches two FGs.

Dusty Baker said...

Maybe down. But they'll stick it in if it's called back.

Steve Sax said...

This is prolonging of agony that is really unnecessary...

Dusty Baker said...

This is also prolonging the time I have to sit around drinking beer watching football.

Spank said...

Rolando Blackmon

Steve Sax said...

Does the FG at least beat the spread?

Shit.

Spank said...

I wanna do Heather Cox.

Steve Sax said...

Gonna be a long three more years for that Williamson kid. Oh well.

Congrats, OK State!

Orel said...

Maybe Heather Cox can comfort the kicker.

rbnlaw said...

Well. Between the beer and these games, a good day, I'd say.

rbnlaw said...

Well. Between the beer and these games, a good day, I'd say.

Dusty Baker said...

You can say that again, rbnlaw!

Dusty Baker said...

Anyone else watch the Sugar Bowl tonight? When is the last time this bowl were so inconsequential?

Should have been Arkansas playing in there again. And I'm not saying that with bias.