Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. Everybody in the pool!
The Ormers host the first leg, and home to hold on to that precious home field (court? water? pool?) advantage. Jersey is looking to start off strong on the road so they can potentially advance in front of their home crowd.
Rumor has it that the crocodile for this match enjoyed the local night life in Saint Pierre Port a little too much last night, and is good and ornery.
Go, you local mollusks! Go!
For the record, as acting commissioner, I do not officially support one team over any other. But I DO officially support not getting roughed up by water polo hooligans.
Update 3:57 pm- Unofficial results show the home team posting a 4-0 victory, after the ferry apparently arrived late from Jersey. The requests to shorten the matches and contract to 2 teams are both good ones. I think would be both wise and beneficial towards Spank's continued existence.
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Er, PASS!
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DOES SPELLING COUNT
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If I can figure out what it is, spelling does not have to be perfect
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Spank needs a hand, here.
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I'M LOST
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my head hurts
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SPANK'S BLOCK IS NULL
I CLOSED MY BROWSER!
PASS IT, IDJIT
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WAITS FOR CROC
The road team was out partying with the damn crocodile.
except for Spanky, stunningly.
Where my team at?
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DE-FAULT!
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i neveive up
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FUCK IT LET THE CROC GET HIM.
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GOD DAMMIT
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HOW LONG IS A MATCH?
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I MEAN BLOCK
DO WE EVEN HAVE A POINT?
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SHOVES SPANKY'S HEAD INTO THE WATER
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@MLASC,
I count 2 at least. Can't speak to the last minute.
**Walks off with cheerleaders**
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YOU CAN PASS IT SINCE SPANK WASTED HIS BLOCK
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that's what i thought
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CACTH
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WTF?
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Are you playing the other way, DB?
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I'm confused. i'm out
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SPANK HAS THE BALL
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two minute warning?
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*faints*
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IZZAT IT?
LET STUBBS FIGURE IT OUT.
I felt like we were playing "Keep Away from Karina."
It's mercifully over, just counting the bodies
@Hideo Nomo i think i didn't get it right :(
can i withdraw from the team? i didn't even know we were playing :(
FLO
30 minutes is waaaaayyy too long.
I say we contract the Sots and let the other two teams absorb their remaining players.
Maybe lower the consecutive catches to 3 or 4
for a td
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Would keyboard macros be considered PEDs in this sport?
A drawback is the inability to effectively compete via a mobile platform. Safari on iPhone was not my friend.
At the very least, chaos is fun to watch.
Chaos is cool.
If the Sots are contracted, I call dibs on Stubbs, rnblaw and Paul.
Agree on the length of the match. 15 would be more than adequate.
I count that as 4-nil, stunningly. I'll post official score and discussion thread later tonight.
Someone call Spanks cardiologist, please.
1-nil would have been good enough. 4-nil is nice for goal differential.
DAMMIT! Got caught in a meeting with no Internet access.
*wades into the pool in a speedo*
Took me a long time that my mobile Safari wasn't refreshing properly so I was reacting to the first "page" of the thread at first (e.g., comments 1-200). Thought I was in a time warp.
(does the Time Warp)
Yeaaaaah!
Get an Apple II, Dusty. Worked like a charm.
(cries)
I'm gonna get a god damned TRS-80 from Radio Shack.
This reads just like a Game Thread. Sorry I missed it.
That is so true, Orel.
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Am I too late?
Holy cow what is going on in here?
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