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This offseason, quite frankly, is sad,ps- This doesn't seem right without EK. Here's hoping he weighs in with a saucy little number.
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4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
17 comments:
This offseason, quite frankly, is sad.
Our team looks to still be quite bad.
So some of our hope's died,
But look on the bright side:
At least Frank McCourt's not your dad.
The offseason, quite frankly, is sad.
There is no baseball to be had.
Spring training approaches.
Renewed hope for players and coaches.
Dodger fans are holding their breath.
This offseason, quite frankly, is sad.
Let's hope it's all simply a fad.
We'll get a new guy,
and victory will be nigh,
with Magic or Cuban or Dad.
This offseason, quite frankly, is sad.
But the news isn't totally bad.
We'll escape Frank's regime
Without seeing a scheme
For moving the our team to Riyadh.
This offseason, quite frankly, is sad.
Frank McCourt is an asshole.
This offseason, quite frankly, is sad.
No Free Agents, No EK, it's bad.
But Frank is a goner,
And new Sons have the honor.
So just beat the Giants and I'll be glad
This offseason, quite frankly, is sad,
but there are two thoughts that make me glad,
Frank will be gone
and Jaimie anon
and all in all that can't be bad!
This offseason, quite frankly, is sad.
But things can be great when not had.
Like owners so thefty,
Or first basemen so hefty,
Or Felix Pie's twisted nad.
This offseason, quite frankly, is sad,
What's next, alternate jerseys in plaid?
I'll miss Hiro haiku,
And Wide-Eyes turning two.
Vin will be back so it's not all bad.
This offseason, quite frankly, is sad.
No huge FA signing to be had.
But the beer will be cold,
The team will be sold,
And let's hope for a good season from Chad.
You have the soul of a poet, LF.
This offseason, quite frankly is sad,
There were plenty of big names to be had;
We didn't get ONE!?!
Fuck Ned in the bum!!
But scotch helps me stop being so mad.
Oh, you nailed it, Q7.
This offseason, quite frankly, is sad,
But that Bison deal wasn't half-bad,
With a whole lotta luck,
They can shake off the suck,
Then to our six titles we'll add.
This offseason, quite frankly, is sad.
Spanky ran around with a fish, unclad.
We laid rest to EK,
SoSGSACBEWPCL we did play,
And what's with the Sons' new triad?
Thanks DB. LoneyFan's hate filled limerick was my inspiration. His is just more direct.
It took a page of my famous "Fuck you Shane Victorino" line from a few years back.
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