Saturday, October 10, 2015

NLDS Game 2 Thread: Oct. 10 vs. Mets, 6p

Zack Greinke (19-3, 1.66) vs. Noah Syndergaard (9-7, 3.24).

Cut cut CUT! (throws script to ground) Can't this cast get anything right?

In Take 1 you guys just repeated what you did last time. The character of Clayton read 6 strong pages then ran into trouble on Page 7, and the character of Donnie ended up doing the wrong thing. AGAIN. The rest of the cast stood around and contributed next to nothing.

You call that acting?

What's that? What's your motivation? How about the millions of dollars we pay you? How about your audience of millions that just wants to see you hit your marks, say your lines and make this series a hit?

No more bullshit, OK? And...ACTION!

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spank said...

time to recast this shoot

Steve Sax said...

Kike for Joc is a good start

Dusty Baker said...

This is terrible: http://www.latimes.com/sports/dodgers/la-sp-dodgers-dugout-dodgers-mets-game-2-20151010-htmlstory.html

Dusty Baker said...

Kendrick 2B
Seager SS
Gonzalez 1B
Turner 3B
Ethier RF
Crawford LF
Grandal C
Hernandez CF
Greinke P

Greg said...

At the ballyard for more abuse.

Dusty Baker said...

Represent, Greg! And stay hydrated.

karen said...

Kiki in...that's a start...

Dusty Baker said...

ps- Come on, El Tri!!!

spank said...

broxton in for the Chards. haven't seen that fool in a long long time. meh

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Fuck Thor! Go Blue!

Delino DeShields said...

Loki here rooting on Thor. Peace and love to SOSG nation. But tonight let's go mets

Greg said...

Whew.

Orel said...

(mutes Delino)

Orel said...

Both Trevor Cahill and Jonathan Broxton threw scoreless innings today. Something about putting on a Dodger jersey turns relievers into noodles.

Orel said...

100 mph to K Seager

Steve Sax said...

We gotta kick Delino off the blog.

Orel said...

Looks like another long night

karen said...

Delino needs to be stripped of his Son status. Or even just stripped, I'm ok with that too.

Orel said...

Cespedes HR. Fuck.

karen said...

Fuck. That didn't take long...

Greg said...

Should I leave now?

Delino DeShields said...

Who just panted me at the game? Don't matter. This shows his hammer. I show mine.

Delino DeShields said...

Thor shows his hammer. F autocorrect

Delino DeShields said...

SOSG Todd and I are going to fight at the playground. Fourth inning. Thunder done style

Orel said...

2-0 Mets. Game over.

karen said...

Oh my fucking god

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Bring in Baez!

Neeebs (The Original) said...

I predict a sweep.

Delino DeShields said...

Since it's the mets I plan to keep any happiness in check.

Orel said...

Wow this is depressing.

Greg said...

People ask me why I'm always so pessimistic about the Dodgers.

Orel said...

Coming up: an 11-pitch inning for Syndergaard

karen said...

Is there any way Delino can be blocked tonight????????????????

Erin Scot said...

Stepping out of lurk mode to join in the pessimism. We need runs. Now.

Orel said...

Wow, Ethier works the walk!

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Great AB Dre

Orel said...

Carl "Overmatched" Crawford

Orel said...

ERIN! NEEEBS!

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Erin sighting

Erin Scot said...

Sling TV obviously has a delay.

Orel said...

Sorry, Karen. But nice new avatar!

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Crawford can't get around on the fastball

Orel said...

We should get a run for Crawford not striking out

Steve Sax said...

Fuck you and fuck your statcast

karen said...

ERIN!!! Stick around, you may be bringing the good juju with you!!!

Thanks Orel!!!

Steve Sax said...

If Erin is here, we will win.

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Cut your hair, Blondie

Erin Scot said...

Ah, that's nice, Sax. Please don't blame me if it's not true.

(Thanks for the welcomes, guys! Nice to be here!)

Orel said...

FUCK

Neeebs (The Original) said...

RISP fail

Neeebs (The Original) said...

At least my Bruins won't lose this weekend.

spank said...

Dodgers can't score a goddamn run

spank said...

btway

MEXICO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!

spank said...

holy damn

USA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

Orel said...

At least the Cubs won

Steve Sax said...

2-0 through 2 and my feed is slow

karen said...

I blame Paul DePodesta. Ever since he pulled his "New sheriff in town" shit this team can't even piss straight.

Orel said...

That was Kevin Malone, but you can still be mad at DePo

Orel said...

Banana power!

Steve Sax said...

Banana man!

karen said...

Kiki is our Rally Monkey!!

karen said...

Orel...Well then I'm just bitch enough to blame both the dirty bastards!!!

Delino DeShields said...

I'm calling it. Air guitar cam is the fucking worst

Delino DeShields said...

It's been a long time since the mets made me feel hope. It's a nauseating feeling

Orel said...

Howie single! Thought for sure that was a GIDP

Greg said...

Hey now.

Wicks said...

Missed bunt costs us a possible run.

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Failed sac bunt looms large.

Orel said...

WICKS!

Orel said...

Misery really brings out our old friends!

Wicks said...

I've been lurking all year...happy to be back.

Steve Sax said...

Why can't we bat

spank said...

fuck yeah. soccer match has turned into a boxing match

spank said...

fucking AGone. hit the goddamn ball

Orel said...

2 LOB. Progress?

Steve Sax said...

Enough, delino.

Orel said...

Dylan Hernandez ‏@dylanohernandez

Through 3 innings, Syndergaard at 58 pitches, Greinke at 56.

Erin Scot said...

I hate baseball.

Steve Sax said...

A-Gon, come on

Orel said...

Dustin Nosler ‏@DustinNosler

Gonzalez "chose" the wrong time to go into a slump. Last 2 months: .238/.316/.371.

spank said...

fuck Muttingly. hate the guy

spank said...

noice double play

karen said...

I feel violated....

Orel said...

Greinke at 69 pitches through 4

spank said...

i think we needs to strip Delino of his SoSG sonage. can't root for another team and be a son. that's just me.

karen said...

Spank...How crusty is the rally thong??? I think it's time to get that bad boy on...

Delino DeShields said...

I'm at the game and murphys steal looked like it was in slow motion. F a duck

Orel said...

Zack's pitch on the strike-'em-out-throw-'em-out play was nasty!

Wicks said...

RED BEARD!

Orel said...

I was looking away and assumed Turner's double was a Mets hit

spank said...

apparently not crusty enough Karen.

spank said...

can we score a fucking run this time then

Orel said...

DRE!

Orel said...

GIVE IT UP SPANK

Wicks said...

DRE DAY!

spank said...

RALLY THONG BITCHES!!!

spank said...

FUCK DRE. I TAKE CREDIT FOR THAT HIT!

Orel said...

Ethier thrown out at third is such a Dodgers play

karen said...

WTF DRE???

spank said...

that's your boy Dre

Erin Scot said...

I'm surprised Ethier and Crawford didn't both manage to get tagged out at third, one after another.

karen said...

Spanky...Remember what I told you about Gwenyth Paltrow's head in a box?? It's time....

Steve Sax said...

Ethier, why the Kemp-like base running error?!

Orel said...

Too soon, Erin

Steve Sax said...

Erin that is hilarious. +1

Orel said...

Fear the banana!

karen said...

Get good and pissed Sponge Worthy that they're walking Kiki to get to you...

Orel said...

Let's do this, SW

Orel said...

FUCK FUCK FUCK so close

spank said...

damnit

karen said...

Spanky volunteers to go to the nearest, skankiest dive bar and find the beastiest woman in the bar and take one for the team. A slumpbuster is the only sure fire way to break a curse of this magnitude...

Orel said...

You heard the lady, Spank

Orel said...

Zack sets up the pitcher's spot the lead off next inning. Nice

spank said...

the world is a happier place when Mart Hart sits front row.

karen said...

I know you're a team player, Spank. Just remember, for it to work she's gotts be gnarly and you have to leave the lights on and your eyes open...

spank said...

WHY ME??!!!





(cries)

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Rally time

Orel said...

Need to run up Syndergaard's pitch count, so of course Kendrick and Seager swing early. Two outs in the 5th

karen said...

Because you da man!!!!

Orel said...

This happened with deGrom yesterday. On the brink and the Dodgers give him a free inning

karen said...

DAMN DAMN DAMN AGON!!!

spank said...

Yo Neeebs!!! what bar is your mom drinking at tonite? i have something i've gots to give her.

Steve Sax said...

Adrian Gonzalez is playing HORRIBLY

Delino DeShields said...

I picked the world week to give up unhealthy foods and beer

karen said...

THAT'S MY BOY!!!

Orel said...

4-pitch K of Syndergaard to start the 6th. Greinke at 90 pitches

Steve Sax said...

Delino, enough!

spank said...

noice

karen said...

UJTD!!!

Orel said...

Ethier works another walk!

Greg said...

Now, as long as he doesn't run us out of the inning...

karen said...

RALLY!!!

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Crawford of old.

Orel said...

Wow. Gotta bench Crawford for Game 3

spank said...

fuck! you suck crawford

spank said...

great soccer match between usa and mexico. lots of energy at the rose bowl

karen said...

I'm willing to make a deal with the devil himself for this win. Does anyone have Angel Pagan's number??

Orel said...

One pitch, one down?

Orel said...

I believe Neeebs' mom does, Karen

Orel said...

Seager really is smooth on D

Hideo Nomo said...

Epale, y'all. Watching silently, alone on my couch, scared to death.

karen said...

WIN FOR VIN WIN FOR VIN WIN FOR VIN WIN FOR VIN
WIN FOR VIN WIN FOR VIN WIN FOR VIN WIN FOR VIN
WIN FOR VIN WIN FOR VIN WIN FOR VIN WIN FOR VIN
WIN FOR VIN WIN FOR VIN WIN FOR VIN WIN FOR VIN

Orel said...

Remember when you said you wouldn't care as much this year?

Orel said...

Shaikin ‏@BillShaikin

That could be Greinke's last pitch as a Dodger and Nancy Bea's last note of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."

Delino DeShields said...

Shared a moment with SOSG Todd. We put our swords down and walked on. Neither man choosing to die on the field of battle tonight.

Orel said...

Grandal even looks hurt just holding the bat

Orel said...

Kiké works the walk!

karen said...

Maybe Kiki can get balked all the way around...

spank said...

not muttley!! fuck

Steve Sax said...

why is chase frickin' utley PH????

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Orel spells without insulting

spank said...

stolen base for the banana republic

Orel said...

Kiké SB!

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Kiké with a swipe

Orel said...

Thanks for noticing Nééébs

Orel said...

He could've made it home...?

karen said...

Should Roenike have held him???

spank said...

i can't sit down. pacing like a mofo

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Utley delivers. Runners on the corner.

karen said...

Once again Orel...great minds.

spank said...

kike would have been thrown out i believe

Steve Sax said...

Utley singles, I can't believe it.

spank said...

shit........

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Tough angle for Kiké. Might have been caught just over outstretched glove. Had to hold up on contact.

karen said...

Those bananas on sticks look like something purchased in an adult book store...just sayin'

Orel said...

Fuck, a bunt attempt?

spank said...

close up of Roenicke just for Saxy

Orel said...

Just get your bat on it, Howie

Orel said...

CHUTLEY GO HARD

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Utley with the hip check. Just like hockey.

spank said...

haha! fuck ueah! Utley destroyed Tejada

karen said...

IT'S A WHOLE NEW GAME BABY!!!!!

GREAT SLIDE BY CHUTLEY!

spank said...

Utley got the worse of that slide.

Wicks said...

Utley was safe he never touched the bag but hey neighborhood play.

Erin Scot said...

I guess in the minority in hating hard slides like that. Glad the game is tied, but that was just way too much.

Neeebs (The Original) said...

He never touched second base.

karen said...

That was a clean slide all the way...

Orel said...

I know, Erin. But when it's your guy...

Orel said...

MY BABY ISN'T UGLY

spank said...

no one touched the bag

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Utley never touched second either

Orel said...

Jerry Hairston, Jr. ‏@TheRealJHair
Clean play by chase. Touch bag with the left hand. Hard nosed play. Can't pirouette around the bag in the #postseason #TheShow #MLB

Erin Scot said...

I don't like it when anyone pulls that slide. Utley never touched the bag, so I don't know how they will call him safe even on replay.

Steve Sax said...

Ouch. Feel bad for Tejada there.

karen said...

I love this good, hard baseball. Pubes screwed us out of all the great plays at the plate...

Wicks said...

Ty Cobb approves of that slide.

Erin Scot said...

Sucks for Tejada. I'm always in the minority when it comes to hard slides or beanball. I don't think it's what the game's about, and there's no need for it as far as I'm concerned. Just generates needless injuries and controversy.

spank said...

holy shit! safe!!!

Orel said...

WOW HE'S SAFE

spank said...

holy shit! safe!!!

karen said...

I hope this puts some fire in the Dodgers bellies...They sure as hell need something to motivate them...

Erin Scot said...

Because Tejada not touching the bag supersedes Utley not touching it? That call is weird.

Erin Scot said...

Now can the Mets challenge whether Utley touched the bag? I'm unable to actually listen to any coverage -- only watch -- so I don't know if the announcers are covering that.

Orel said...

Everyone is confused, Erin

Orel said...

Fuck, Corey! Gotta take advantage of that shit

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Announcers said it should be an appeal play by pitcher stepping off rubber and challenging missed base.

spank said...

Come on AGone. your treading in Dre waters over here. best hit the ball

Orel said...

Eric Stephen ‏@truebluela

BUTTER AND EGGS

spank said...

fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah

Orel said...

HOLY FUCK

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