Zack Greinke (19-3, 1.66) vs. Noah Syndergaard (9-7, 3.24).
Cut cut CUT! (throws script to ground) Can't this cast get anything right?
In Take 1 you guys just repeated what you did last time. The character of Clayton read 6 strong pages then ran into trouble on Page 7, and the character of Donnie ended up doing the wrong thing. AGAIN. The rest of the cast stood around and contributed next to nothing.
You call that acting?
What's that? What's your motivation? How about the millions of dollars we pay you? How about your audience of millions that just wants to see you hit your marks, say your lines and make this series a hit?
No more bullshit, OK? And...ACTION!
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Kike for Joc is a good start
This is terrible: http://www.latimes.com/sports/dodgers/la-sp-dodgers-dugout-dodgers-mets-game-2-20151010-htmlstory.html
Kendrick 2B
Seager SS
Gonzalez 1B
Turner 3B
Ethier RF
Crawford LF
Grandal C
Hernandez CF
Greinke P
At the ballyard for more abuse.
Represent, Greg! And stay hydrated.
Kiki in...that's a start...
ps- Come on, El Tri!!!
broxton in for the Chards. haven't seen that fool in a long long time. meh
Fuck Thor! Go Blue!
Loki here rooting on Thor. Peace and love to SOSG nation. But tonight let's go mets
Whew.
(mutes Delino)
Both Trevor Cahill and Jonathan Broxton threw scoreless innings today. Something about putting on a Dodger jersey turns relievers into noodles.
100 mph to K Seager
We gotta kick Delino off the blog.
Looks like another long night
Delino needs to be stripped of his Son status. Or even just stripped, I'm ok with that too.
Cespedes HR. Fuck.
Fuck. That didn't take long...
Should I leave now?
Who just panted me at the game? Don't matter. This shows his hammer. I show mine.
Thor shows his hammer. F autocorrect
SOSG Todd and I are going to fight at the playground. Fourth inning. Thunder done style
2-0 Mets. Game over.
Oh my fucking god
Bring in Baez!
I predict a sweep.
Since it's the mets I plan to keep any happiness in check.
Wow this is depressing.
People ask me why I'm always so pessimistic about the Dodgers.
Coming up: an 11-pitch inning for Syndergaard
Is there any way Delino can be blocked tonight????????????????
Stepping out of lurk mode to join in the pessimism. We need runs. Now.
Wow, Ethier works the walk!
Great AB Dre
Carl "Overmatched" Crawford
ERIN! NEEEBS!
Erin sighting
Sling TV obviously has a delay.
Sorry, Karen. But nice new avatar!
Crawford can't get around on the fastball
We should get a run for Crawford not striking out
Fuck you and fuck your statcast
ERIN!!! Stick around, you may be bringing the good juju with you!!!
Thanks Orel!!!
If Erin is here, we will win.
Cut your hair, Blondie
Ah, that's nice, Sax. Please don't blame me if it's not true.
(Thanks for the welcomes, guys! Nice to be here!)
FUCK
RISP fail
At least my Bruins won't lose this weekend.
Dodgers can't score a goddamn run
btway
MEXICO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!
holy damn
USA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
At least the Cubs won
2-0 through 2 and my feed is slow
I blame Paul DePodesta. Ever since he pulled his "New sheriff in town" shit this team can't even piss straight.
That was Kevin Malone, but you can still be mad at DePo
Banana power!
Banana man!
Kiki is our Rally Monkey!!
I'm calling it. Air guitar cam is the fucking worst
It's been a long time since the mets made me feel hope. It's a nauseating feeling
Howie single! Thought for sure that was a GIDP
Hey now.
Missed bunt costs us a possible run.
Failed sac bunt looms large.
WICKS!
Misery really brings out our old friends!
I've been lurking all year...happy to be back.
Why can't we bat
fucking AGone. hit the goddamn ball
2 LOB. Progress?
Enough, delino.
Dylan Hernandez @dylanohernandez
Through 3 innings, Syndergaard at 58 pitches, Greinke at 56.
I hate baseball.
A-Gon, come on
Dustin Nosler @DustinNosler
Gonzalez "chose" the wrong time to go into a slump. Last 2 months: .238/.316/.371.
noice double play
I feel violated....
Greinke at 69 pitches through 4
i think we needs to strip Delino of his SoSG sonage. can't root for another team and be a son. that's just me.
Spank...How crusty is the rally thong??? I think it's time to get that bad boy on...
I'm at the game and murphys steal looked like it was in slow motion. F a duck
Zack's pitch on the strike-'em-out-throw-'em-out play was nasty!
RED BEARD!
I was looking away and assumed Turner's double was a Mets hit
apparently not crusty enough Karen.
DRE!
GIVE IT UP SPANK
DRE DAY!
RALLY THONG BITCHES!!!
Ethier thrown out at third is such a Dodgers play
WTF DRE???
that's your boy Dre
I'm surprised Ethier and Crawford didn't both manage to get tagged out at third, one after another.
Spanky...Remember what I told you about Gwenyth Paltrow's head in a box?? It's time....
Ethier, why the Kemp-like base running error?!
Too soon, Erin
Erin that is hilarious. +1
Fear the banana!
Get good and pissed Sponge Worthy that they're walking Kiki to get to you...
Let's do this, SW
Spanky volunteers to go to the nearest, skankiest dive bar and find the beastiest woman in the bar and take one for the team. A slumpbuster is the only sure fire way to break a curse of this magnitude...
You heard the lady, Spank
Zack sets up the pitcher's spot the lead off next inning. Nice
the world is a happier place when Mart Hart sits front row.
I know you're a team player, Spank. Just remember, for it to work she's gotts be gnarly and you have to leave the lights on and your eyes open...
WHY ME??!!!
(cries)
Rally time
Need to run up Syndergaard's pitch count, so of course Kendrick and Seager swing early. Two outs in the 5th
Because you da man!!!!
This happened with deGrom yesterday. On the brink and the Dodgers give him a free inning
Yo Neeebs!!! what bar is your mom drinking at tonite? i have something i've gots to give her.
Adrian Gonzalez is playing HORRIBLY
I picked the world week to give up unhealthy foods and beer
THAT'S MY BOY!!!
4-pitch K of Syndergaard to start the 6th. Greinke at 90 pitches
Delino, enough!
noice
UJTD!!!
Ethier works another walk!
Now, as long as he doesn't run us out of the inning...
RALLY!!!
Crawford of old.
Wow. Gotta bench Crawford for Game 3
great soccer match between usa and mexico. lots of energy at the rose bowl
I'm willing to make a deal with the devil himself for this win. Does anyone have Angel Pagan's number??
One pitch, one down?
I believe Neeebs' mom does, Karen
Seager really is smooth on D
Epale, y'all. Watching silently, alone on my couch, scared to death.
WIN FOR VIN WIN FOR VIN WIN FOR VIN WIN FOR VIN
WIN FOR VIN WIN FOR VIN WIN FOR VIN WIN FOR VIN
WIN FOR VIN WIN FOR VIN WIN FOR VIN WIN FOR VIN
WIN FOR VIN WIN FOR VIN WIN FOR VIN WIN FOR VIN
Remember when you said you wouldn't care as much this year?
Shaikin @BillShaikin
That could be Greinke's last pitch as a Dodger and Nancy Bea's last note of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."
Shared a moment with SOSG Todd. We put our swords down and walked on. Neither man choosing to die on the field of battle tonight.
Grandal even looks hurt just holding the bat
Kiké works the walk!
Maybe Kiki can get balked all the way around...
not muttley!! fuck
why is chase frickin' utley PH????
Orel spells without insulting
stolen base for the banana republic
Kiké SB!
Kiké with a swipe
Thanks for noticing Nééébs
He could've made it home...?
Should Roenike have held him???
i can't sit down. pacing like a mofo
Utley delivers. Runners on the corner.
Once again Orel...great minds.
Utley singles, I can't believe it.
Tough angle for Kiké. Might have been caught just over outstretched glove. Had to hold up on contact.
Those bananas on sticks look like something purchased in an adult book store...just sayin'
Fuck, a bunt attempt?
close up of Roenicke just for Saxy
Just get your bat on it, Howie
CHUTLEY GO HARD
Utley with the hip check. Just like hockey.
IT'S A WHOLE NEW GAME BABY!!!!!
GREAT SLIDE BY CHUTLEY!
Utley got the worse of that slide.
Utley was safe he never touched the bag but hey neighborhood play.
I guess in the minority in hating hard slides like that. Glad the game is tied, but that was just way too much.
He never touched second base.
That was a clean slide all the way...
I know, Erin. But when it's your guy...
MY BABY ISN'T UGLY
no one touched the bag
Utley never touched second either
Jerry Hairston, Jr. @TheRealJHair
Clean play by chase. Touch bag with the left hand. Hard nosed play. Can't pirouette around the bag in the #postseason #TheShow #MLB
I don't like it when anyone pulls that slide. Utley never touched the bag, so I don't know how they will call him safe even on replay.
Ouch. Feel bad for Tejada there.
I love this good, hard baseball. Pubes screwed us out of all the great plays at the plate...
Ty Cobb approves of that slide.
Sucks for Tejada. I'm always in the minority when it comes to hard slides or beanball. I don't think it's what the game's about, and there's no need for it as far as I'm concerned. Just generates needless injuries and controversy.
WOW HE'S SAFE
holy shit! safe!!!
I hope this puts some fire in the Dodgers bellies...They sure as hell need something to motivate them...
Because Tejada not touching the bag supersedes Utley not touching it? That call is weird.
Now can the Mets challenge whether Utley touched the bag? I'm unable to actually listen to any coverage -- only watch -- so I don't know if the announcers are covering that.
Everyone is confused, Erin
Fuck, Corey! Gotta take advantage of that shit
Announcers said it should be an appeal play by pitcher stepping off rubber and challenging missed base.
Come on AGone. your treading in Dre waters over here. best hit the ball
Eric Stephen @truebluela
BUTTER AND EGGS
fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah
Yo Adrian!!!!!!!
AGon takes advantage of the controversy
SAFE!!! 4-2 GOOD GUYS!!!!
ADRIAN!!!
We get the cheapie with Chase. And we finally get a break!
JTJTJTJTJTJT
JTJTJTJTJTJT
JT!
Keep bringing 'em Blue. Bully coming in...
Turner chases a high one and still connects. Wow.
Haven't heard from Delino lately
(crickets)
Hide all the matches and accelerents in the Ravine...
wait, why did Mattingly bring in Puig now??? What is going on here Mattingly
Hatcher K!
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