I want to thank all the kindly Dodger fans who opted not to shiv me.
And I want to give a special shout out to the most creative taunt I received. A young man walked right up to my face and shouted "F--K YOU." (Given, I might have replied with something about his Mom taking care of that the night before, with his Father filming, but I digress)
Though I know this d-bag is most likely not one of our readers - since our readers actually know how to read - I do request that any insults at least attempt some form of creativity. To which I offer the following. Please click to embiggen it.