Tuesday, October 27, 2015

World Series Game 1 Thread: Oct. 27, Mets vs. Royals, 5p

Matt Harvey (13-8, 2.71) vs. Edinson Volquez (13-9, 3.55).

Wait, there's still baseball? I thought the season ended two weeks ago. Have at it, you gluttons.

37 comments:

spank said...

Geaux Lakers!!!!

Orel said...

Go Galaxy!

Orel said...

Quite a beginning for the Royals. ITPHR!

Orel said...

On the first pitch!

Orel said...

Royals have early lead but also leaving men on bases. Where have we heard that before

Orel said...

Mets tie it up in the 4th

Orel said...

Mets take 2-1 lead on Grandy HR

Orel said...

Dammit, Royals, pull it together

Orel said...

3-2

Paul said...

Damn you baseball. Why are you so good?

Paul said...

I must be at the saddest hotel bar in California. Maybe I died on the way up and I'm in purgatory

Paul said...

D bag at the bar explaining all his tattoos. Maybe I'm in hell. This guy doesn't deserve purgatory.

Paul said...

Bucknered.

Paul said...

4-3 Mets heading to the 9th. Paul trying to salvage the night with bad whiskey.

Orel said...

Alex Gordon 9th-inning game-tying HR! Drink to that, Paul!

Paul said...

I'm drinking. Only $3 more for a double of hell water?!? What a deal I will take it!

Orel said...

I picture Paul in Edward Hopper's "Nighthawks"

Orel said...

Also in the Commodores' "Nightshift"

Paul said...



Spanky he was a friend of mine
And he could sing a song
His heart in every line
Spanky sang of the joy and pain
He opened up our minds
And I still can hear him say
"Fuck Dre".

spank said...

it's barely tuesday and i already need to buy more halloween candy. killing that shit watching the game.

Dusty Baker said...

This game is still going on. Anything can happen...very closely matched. Can't be the commercial success MLB was hoping for in terms of viewership. That said it's a great game.

Orel said...

Mad respect to Paul's Spank-conjuring skills

Paul said...

The whiskey makes my eyes think it's the Dodgers and Mets. But the Dodger fans are ghostly white.

spank said...

holy shit! Chris Young striking out the side. what rock did he crawl out from under?

Paul said...

He crawled out from under FB's pet rock Lorenzo.

spank said...

FB's Ren

Paul said...

We need Neeebs to hit that falsetto "sweet sounds" part.

Paul said...

Come on Royals. Chris Young needs to rest up. He is
my accountant.

spank said...

somebody win already so i won't have to hear these fucks announcing the game all night.

Orel said...

Getting ready for that 14th-inning stretch

Paul said...

A Rod found the booth. Pete Rose can't be far behind. Well I'm sure he is far behind.

Orel said...

Bottom of the 14th! Bases loaded! No out!

Orel said...

EVEN THE DODGERS COULDN'T FUCK THIS UP

Paul said...

Gonna be some sweet sounds coming down on the night shift! Royals!

spank said...

noice

Orel said...

sweeeeet sounds

Dusty Baker said...

A pet rock would have been more insightful than Harold Reynolds. Why do the Baseball Gods do this to us?