Clayton Kershaw (16-7, 2.13) vs. Jacob deGrom (14-8, 2.54).
After almost a week of waiting, this is IT. The weight of past postseason shortcomings, on the shoulders of our three-time Cy Young Award winner and reigning National League MVP. The pressure of a first postseason appearance on the pulse of the 2014 NL Rookie of the Year. The hangover from nightmare NLDS' past, tightening any Dodger fan's sphincter to total constipation.
Let's get this party started. Let's grab the first of 11 wins, starting tonight!
Mattingly on NLDS photo: Chris Carlson / AP
UPDATE FROM SOSG AC: Let's do this.
313 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 313 of 313got a bad feeling on this inning here, the Duda leadoff walk doesn't help
Donnie better be ready to make a move if Clayton's cart starts shaking
Turner is playing like a beard on fire
Mart Hart is gone but Larrt King is still there
well said, Spank
don't lose this guy, Clayton
Mart Hart had to pee. leave my broad alone FB!
My heart is breaking for Kershaw here.
ugh that was terrible, 0-2 to a walk
deGrom to bunt but were gonna fuck this up
(clicking my ruby slippers) I believe in Clayton Kershaw, I believe in Clayton Kershaw. I believe in Clayton Kershaw....
Give me a double play, guys.
Grandy gonna slap a ball somewhere to make it 3-0
shit, he was on the first one
balls to throw that curve. you go kid k!
On your feet!
fastball inside!fastball inside!
Kershaw still touching 95
Baez in to fail against Wright
We ded
WRONG!
FUCK YOU MUTTINGLY!
FB's heart can't take this shit
FB's brain can't take these matthew mcconaughey commercials
Put Kenley in!
If we lose this game, because of Mattingly and his goddamn ridiculous lineup choices...
I am going to get violent.
Now now, Sax.
You mean WHEN we lose this game
Baez? Hooooo boy.
throw strikes, stupid!
2-1 to Wright.
First batters faced by Baez, batting .320? Great fucking move, Don.
3-1
damn
Well that was crappy.
Dammit.
Can we please fire Mattingly NOW NOW NOW
you could see that coming from last Sunday
booooo
I am so mad at Don Mattingly right now, I want to punch him in the face. He is a horrible, horrible manager who makes horrible, horrible decisions based on gut instinct that are inevitably wrong. He can't win with the biggest lineup in the game, because the team has to overcome his idiocy.
Zaidi and Friedman should put on uniforms and kick Mattingly out of the dugout and cut off his access pass.
Nice knowing ya, Donnie
now i gets to hear about the greatness of David wright. thank you dodgers
why oh why is Joc in the lineup?
at least the Mets are ruining deGrom's arm forever
Joc was on that one
stupidass
Utley.
Yes, let's bat the .200 hitter here.
shit went south when Mart went to pee
shoulda held it, Mart!
Don't worry, guys. The Dodgers are sure to score a meaningless run before this is all over
Clippard for the 8th, Familia for the 9th?
And Chase Ks. What a surprise.
MATTINGLY YOU SUCK
@Orel - maybe 2!
oh god, Joel "white flag" Peralta
Darling just said "he had a pretty good year for the Dodgers"
Dre makes an ugly catch just to torture spank
man this ump is terrible!
Not once, not even out of sheer dumb luck has a single one of Mattingly's moves worked in the postseason.
that goddamn walk to Duda, that was the end
inexcusable
Mattingly should think about what his gut is telling him, and then do the opposite.
Mart sitting on the ghost of Larrt King
Hey, maybe Peralta last inning.
@Saxy just like George Costanza
"My name is Don. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
fuck that draftkings shithead wearing the Pats throwback
howbout we score a run, just to remember how it feels?
Crawford made contact. Good for him!
Don't pinch hit for Carl or anything.
Howie with a double
the crowd has stayed in it somehow, maybe out of ignorance
Howie double!
Sweet, sweet ignorance
Carl Crawford will end the game 0-for-4 with 2 Ks. Well done, Carl. Great job.
Maybe Seager thought he was supposed to hit like Rollins today.
hey a run
WE ARE ON THE BOARD
SAX CAN DRINK!
AND THERE IT IS
Familia coming in, Clippard muttering
The run prevents SoSG AC from having to streak, so that's good
(maybe not so good for the ladies, however)
my feed is running so late, it's still on commercial break and I know the count is at least 1-1 to Turner
Fuck.
DAMMIT
3-1 through 8.
get bent, Oyster Pubes!
i've been on commercial break since the count was 3-1,whatever that means
Mattingly is probably going to Kenley right now.
Or Greinke.
fuck you and your stupid dad who bought 3 field level seats for some 8-year olds
Quit showing these annoying Mets kids just because they're the illegitimate kids of Ron Darling
@FB: if you see any of those rugrats @ Citi Field, you had better kneecap them
Carl Crawford needs to scoop up the horse poop after the game
i haven't read anything today, why Ellis over Grandal? Yaz's bad shoulder or Clayton wanting AJ to catch?
Greinke pitches a 2 hit shutout tomorrow then say's bye to the Dodgers in the winter.
@Saxy you know it, although i'll mostly be protecting my own kneecaps, especially if we're down 0-2
@spank - win tomorrow, lose 3 and 4?
this is your LIFE, muttingly! best pull out all the stops or else Machete is going to visit you.
Bottom of the ninth. Here we go.
Last gasp, ladies & gents
if Vin were healthy, was he supposed to do the whole game on the radio?
i don't want to say FB but yes me thinks.
why Rollins for AJ? Why not Yaz?
whatcha got Andre
JRoll...our saviour!
Ethier, 0-for-4 tonight. Great call, Donnie!
Jimmy Rollins now comes in. Great.
Mattingly with his big shoutout to AARP, making sure both Utley and Rollins get playing time
Yaz hurt
I will stop bagging on Joc Pederson if he hits a two-run HR here.
hit it in the hole Joc! be a team player
Joc trying to pull the ball
shot of mattingly in the dugout, looking like he has no idea where or who he is
maybe tomorrow night
Game over. Season over.
pulls the ball
Mattingly, you SUCK
don't forget about McGwire too. he sucks even worse than them all...except for Muttingly.
Angry, but not as angry as I'd be if this was the Cards again.
Just...tired of the same old pain. Why can't we lose in new painful ways?
Figured. Kike doesn't start. No spark. Kershaw gets out pitched. Meh. Fuck meh.
Joctober...that's a laugh.
(cries)
I had to bow out early. I couldn't take it. I watched but couldn't move my fingers to comment. After a semi-nights sleep I am ready for a brave new world...One where we win with Sponge Worthy. All at once...let's squeeze our eyes shut real tight and do our guided imagery meditation picturing Sponge Worthy bounding off the mound after a complete game win tonight.
And stop laughing at me!!! WTF else is left that we haven't already tried??
PGTs are for winnners.
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