Tuesday, September 01, 2015

Game 131 Thread: Sep. 1 vs. Giants, 7p


TONIGHT! The irritable force meets the indecipherable object!

Zack Greinke (14-3, 1.61) vs. Ashley Madison (16-6, 2.97)

If it's possible to die from prolonged exposure to INTENSE GLARES, then we're all dead tonight. (sad trombone)

But wait! The sad trombone was silenced last night, though most of you were probably asleep when it happened. Last night's win put the Dodgers up 4.5 games in the NL West. Even if Debbie Downer Sax's worst fears come true and the Dodgers lose this series, they'll still walk away with a 2.5 game lead. Plus, it's September 1st! The reinforcements are arriving! (mildly upbeat piccolo)

Of course, there's still the whole Roenicke thing...

219 comments:

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Orel said...

MR.F driveby!

Cliff Beefpile said...

@Neeebs, the parallels between the Kings/Giants-Dodgers/Sharks these last few years are eerie. It bothers me.

Orel said...

It's what Vin said, Dusty. Therefore it is gospel.

spank said...

FUCK THE GNAFS

Dusty Baker said...

Elias Sports Bureau just called Vin and asked him how many pitches Kenley threw. Vin said 8. Elias: "Book it!"

Dusty Baker said...

Just throwing this out there....do we need a HMFYPGT?

Dusty Baker said...

Teaser: Sax's HMFYPGT is gold!

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Mr. F still celebrating his birthday

Neeebs (The Original) said...

@cliffie I blame the No. Cal. Dicky fans

Cliff Beefpile said...


WOOT!

MR.F said...

I celebrated my birthday by getting off jury duty. Woooo

Dusty Baker said...

@Mr F

Telling them you knew the defendant, Spanky, is what got you out of it, right?

MR.F said...

I just said the word "Spanky" and they said "your hardship is granted".

spank said...

@ Dusty

that's what i did to get off jury duty

Cc: Mr.F

spank said...

cranking out Iron Maiden. i must be happy.

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Iron Maiden rocks

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Spanky. You missed a bad ass concert last Saturday

Steve Sax said...

PGT UP!

spank said...

i know Neeebs. if Aisles was playing i would have been there.

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