Monday, September 28, 2015

Game 156 Thread: Sept. 28 @ Giants, 7p


(Thanks again to ThkBleu!)

Zack "Spongeworthy" Greinke (18-3, 1.65) vs. Jake "Skeevy" Peavy (7-6, 3.83)

So, it's come to this, huh? Despite plenty of chances to have this thing closed out before this series, the Dodgers roll into Frisco needing one win out of four to clinch the NL West. I'm certain we were all hoping this would be long done by now, but alas, it was not to be.

There are some upsides to this scenario, though. First, the Dodgers are throwing co-ace Greinke against a perfectly beatable Peavy tonight, meaning this might not drag on much longer. Second, Enrique Hernandez is back. That might not seem like that big of a deal, but it will be helpful to have the human rally banana around, should the Dodgers manage to fall behind. And last, but in no way least, when the Dodgers seal the deal in SF, Vin Scully will be there to call it.

OK kids, here we go. Cross your fingers, clench your cheeks, and pray to your relevant deities. This one's gonna be something!

104 comments:

spank said...

FUCK THE GNATS!!

HATEHATEHATE

spank said...

Fuck Muttingly tambien. you best not put in the bomb squad ya stupid bastard.

spank said...

HATEHATEHATE

Hideo Nomo said...

Crawford LF
Seager SS
Gonzalez 1B
Turner 3B
Ethier RF
Utley 2B
Grandal C
Pederson CF
Greinke P

karen said...

Oh man!!! I would LOVE to get a clinch from Zack...but I digress...a win tonight to nail this baby down would also be nice. We need to pull out all the tricks tonight....Spank is chafing in the trusty, crusty rally thong...I spent the day sacrificing virgins in Utah and am challenging the rest of the SoSG faithful to do that voodoo that we all do so well!!

Victory tonight and in THEIR house.

Fuck it's sweet to HATE this much!!

karen said...

No Vinny????

spank said...

NOOOOOOOO...don't do this kind of pregame montage. you're fucking with the baseball gods.

spank said...

here we go

QuadSevens said...

Win, clinch division, cement Sponge's Cy Young. Let's go!

spank said...

alrighty then. looks like i'm streaming the game circa the internet 1993.

karen said...

I HATE YOU DIABLO PAGAN....SIT YOUR ARSE DOWN!!

spank said...

that's my boy,Greinke! strike them all out!

spank said...

one inning in the books. no score

karen said...

"Hmmmm...I wonder how many 12 year olds dreams I can screw over tonight" - Oyster Pubes.

spank said...

goddamnit. not this guy.

spank said...

weak sauce. wasted Dre's double and my mojo.

karen said...

I'm already breaking out the ice cream...it's gonna be a long, fattening night...

spank said...

Greinke'D

spank said...

definitely a fattening night,Karen. killing my pizza like a starving African.

spank said...

fucking hell

karen said...

SHIT FUCK SHIT

spank said...

todays internet pirate stream is sponsored by diarrhea....stop and go,stop and go....

spank said...

seager singles home crawford. 2-1

spank said...

wasted a chance to get another run.

spank said...

that's a wrap. just put Jason to bed in fantasy football. RANDALL FUCKING COBB. pulled a fantasy sweep this weekend.

karen said...

Spank...I can't find your number. Call me back...

spank said...

sack up Agone! don't fade away now mofo

karen said...

I'm starting to get that pissy feeling...

Hideo Nomo said...

Vin not being there has really fucked the mojo of the whole night. Supposedly it was announced beforehand, yet almost everyone was surprised when the game started.

karen said...

SIDDOWN DIABLO

karen said...

@Gnomes...I know I am a worrier but it makes me nervous when Vin is suppose to be there and he isn't.

karen said...

That was awfully close at first...Sponge Worthy picked him off I think...

spank said...

meanwhile Greinke is getting ice cold. smart move Muttingly.

spank said...

wow we got a call.

karen said...

HOT DAMN!!! One went our way...

spank said...

Nomar....shut the fuck up!

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

VENOMOUS HATE!!!

spank said...

meh. Fuck Dre

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Why is Chutley playing? Is Howie hurt again?

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Mmm Tex Mex...

karen said...

Good question Dust...I haven't heard why, probably we can chalk it up to Muttingly's brilliant management...

spank said...

@ DBT - nah. just Muttingly trying to save Howie for when the games count.

spank said...

fuck. the Bomb Squad is coming in. remember what i told you,Karen!

karen said...

Spank...As soon as Charley said Howie was going to hit for Zack I thought 'Here's Spanky's theory right on freaking schedule.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

I'm thankful a cold unstretched Howie didn't pull a hamie. stupid donnie

spank said...

Muttingly...the chess master.

karen said...

Hatcher being Hatcher.

Steve Sax said...

I blame Roenicke

spank said...

Karen,i don't want to be right but you can't fool fate.

spank said...

FUCK THIS GUY. STRILE HIM OUT!!


HATEHATEHATE

karen said...

It's okay Spanky...if you're right, we'll blame Roenicke...cause we all know this mess is his fault...

QuadSevens said...

Hatcher with the big K.

karen said...

Check out the vagiants dugout...they are all standing at the railing cheering on their comrades...

spank said...

why you bring that shit up then Nomar,if it don't matter lefty or righty? dumb fuck.

spank said...

DAYUM!!STRILE OUT!

QuadSevens said...

Hatcher with another K. Impressive!

karen said...

Hatcher looked pretty damn good...

karen said...

COREY YOU STUD!!!!

QuadSevens said...

Two on none out. Now the closer is coming in.

spank said...

two on. no out. rally thong in full effect.

karen said...

OMG...I'm going to stroke out you guys...

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

We are in business people!!!

spank said...

do it,Turner. Fuck Dre. You can't depend on him

karen said...

Spanky...it seems the crustier that bad boy thong gets the better it works. Sorry dude but NO washing it till we win the whole damn shabang....

spank said...

Muttingly over thinking again. going with the sacrifice.

spank said...

GODDAMMIT. NOT DRE

QuadSevens said...

We'll take it!

karen said...

TIED TIED TIED TIED TIED

Can I survive this??

QuadSevens said...

That was the most Dodgers run possible. Get two men on, then the next three batters make outs and can't even get the ball out of the infield. Tie game.

karen said...

Nicasio?? I'm frightened Aunty Em....

spank said...

Nicasio? that's a wrap.

QuadSevens said...

Grandal earning his pay with those frame jobs.

spank said...

Nicasio getting cute with the pitches.

spank said...

Nicasio getting cute with the pitches.

spank said...

don't fuck around with the off speed shit

spank said...

off speed. fuck.

spank said...

off speed. fuck.

QuadSevens said...

He didn't listen to you Spank. Shook off the fastball and gave up the double.

QuadSevens said...

Setting up the double play with the intentional walk. This always works.

Orel said...

So glad we tied it up so we can lose on a walkoff

spank said...

Marlon Fucking Byrd. heart attack time

karen said...

Tummy queasy...

QuadSevens said...

Nicasio gets out of it. Extra innings.

spank said...

wasted out . Muttingly...the chess master.

spank said...

Kike singles. noice failed sacrifice.

spank said...

DON'T LISTEN TO MCGWIRE,SEAGER!!

spank said...

now playing first base for the Dodgers...Hillbilly Jim

spank said...

Hendry with a noice catch in center field

spank said...

going to 11 people......echo echo echo

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

I hear you Spank...
You are not alone.
I am here with you.

Hideo Nomo said...

My wi-fi just died. Gonna follow on Gameday from my bed.

Orel said...

We suck so hard

QuadSevens said...

Not looking good for Yimi.

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

Um... not looking great.

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

Um... not looking great.

QuadSevens said...

Weak grounder to third for the first out. Still puckered here.

QuadSevens said...

Libby in now.

QuadSevens said...

And we're 0-7 in bird shit park.

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

So that happened.

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

So that happened.

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

So that happened.

karen said...

I FELL ASLEEP!!! I am assuming by Orel's last comment it's just as well that I did flake out. What's happening to us you guys???? What kind of fresh hell are we being set up for????

spank said...

not feeling too thrilled about the rest of the season. Dodgers can't score runs for shit.

Pride of Dong said...

I am leaving work early to add as much bad mojo as possible, I haven't been to bird shit park for a game this season, but my record is good there. Just for added affect, I'm gonna throw a lot of pretzels on the ground near the vagiant dugout, so more birds will be there!