(Thanks again to ThkBleu!)
Zack "Spongeworthy" Greinke (18-3, 1.65) vs. Jake "Skeevy" Peavy (7-6, 3.83)
So, it's come to this, huh? Despite plenty of chances to have this thing closed out before this series, the Dodgers roll into Frisco needing one win out of four to clinch the NL West. I'm certain we were all hoping this would be long done by now, but alas, it was not to be.
There are some upsides to this scenario, though. First, the Dodgers are throwing co-ace Greinke against a perfectly beatable Peavy tonight, meaning this might not drag on much longer. Second, Enrique Hernandez is back. That might not seem like that big of a deal, but it will be helpful to have the human rally banana around, should the Dodgers manage to fall behind. And last, but in no way least, when the Dodgers seal the deal in SF, Vin Scully will be there to call it.
OK kids, here we go. Cross your fingers, clench your cheeks, and pray to your relevant deities. This one's gonna be something!
104 comments:
FUCK THE GNATS!!
HATEHATEHATE
Fuck Muttingly tambien. you best not put in the bomb squad ya stupid bastard.
HATEHATEHATE
Crawford LF
Seager SS
Gonzalez 1B
Turner 3B
Ethier RF
Utley 2B
Grandal C
Pederson CF
Greinke P
Oh man!!! I would LOVE to get a clinch from Zack...but I digress...a win tonight to nail this baby down would also be nice. We need to pull out all the tricks tonight....Spank is chafing in the trusty, crusty rally thong...I spent the day sacrificing virgins in Utah and am challenging the rest of the SoSG faithful to do that voodoo that we all do so well!!
Victory tonight and in THEIR house.
Fuck it's sweet to HATE this much!!
No Vinny????
NOOOOOOOO...don't do this kind of pregame montage. you're fucking with the baseball gods.
here we go
Win, clinch division, cement Sponge's Cy Young. Let's go!
alrighty then. looks like i'm streaming the game circa the internet 1993.
I HATE YOU DIABLO PAGAN....SIT YOUR ARSE DOWN!!
that's my boy,Greinke! strike them all out!
one inning in the books. no score
"Hmmmm...I wonder how many 12 year olds dreams I can screw over tonight" - Oyster Pubes.
goddamnit. not this guy.
weak sauce. wasted Dre's double and my mojo.
I'm already breaking out the ice cream...it's gonna be a long, fattening night...
Greinke'D
definitely a fattening night,Karen. killing my pizza like a starving African.
fucking hell
SHIT FUCK SHIT
todays internet pirate stream is sponsored by diarrhea....stop and go,stop and go....
seager singles home crawford. 2-1
wasted a chance to get another run.
that's a wrap. just put Jason to bed in fantasy football. RANDALL FUCKING COBB. pulled a fantasy sweep this weekend.
Spank...I can't find your number. Call me back...
sack up Agone! don't fade away now mofo
I'm starting to get that pissy feeling...
Vin not being there has really fucked the mojo of the whole night. Supposedly it was announced beforehand, yet almost everyone was surprised when the game started.
SIDDOWN DIABLO
@Gnomes...I know I am a worrier but it makes me nervous when Vin is suppose to be there and he isn't.
That was awfully close at first...Sponge Worthy picked him off I think...
meanwhile Greinke is getting ice cold. smart move Muttingly.
wow we got a call.
HOT DAMN!!! One went our way...
Nomar....shut the fuck up!
VENOMOUS HATE!!!
meh. Fuck Dre
Why is Chutley playing? Is Howie hurt again?
Mmm Tex Mex...
Good question Dust...I haven't heard why, probably we can chalk it up to Muttingly's brilliant management...
@ DBT - nah. just Muttingly trying to save Howie for when the games count.
fuck. the Bomb Squad is coming in. remember what i told you,Karen!
Spank...As soon as Charley said Howie was going to hit for Zack I thought 'Here's Spanky's theory right on freaking schedule.
I'm thankful a cold unstretched Howie didn't pull a hamie. stupid donnie
Muttingly...the chess master.
Hatcher being Hatcher.
I blame Roenicke
Karen,i don't want to be right but you can't fool fate.
FUCK THIS GUY. STRILE HIM OUT!!
HATEHATEHATE
It's okay Spanky...if you're right, we'll blame Roenicke...cause we all know this mess is his fault...
Hatcher with the big K.
Check out the vagiants dugout...they are all standing at the railing cheering on their comrades...
why you bring that shit up then Nomar,if it don't matter lefty or righty? dumb fuck.
DAYUM!!STRILE OUT!
Hatcher with another K. Impressive!
Hatcher looked pretty damn good...
COREY YOU STUD!!!!
Two on none out. Now the closer is coming in.
two on. no out. rally thong in full effect.
OMG...I'm going to stroke out you guys...
We are in business people!!!
do it,Turner. Fuck Dre. You can't depend on him
Spanky...it seems the crustier that bad boy thong gets the better it works. Sorry dude but NO washing it till we win the whole damn shabang....
Muttingly over thinking again. going with the sacrifice.
GODDAMMIT. NOT DRE
We'll take it!
TIED TIED TIED TIED TIED
Can I survive this??
That was the most Dodgers run possible. Get two men on, then the next three batters make outs and can't even get the ball out of the infield. Tie game.
Nicasio?? I'm frightened Aunty Em....
Nicasio? that's a wrap.
Grandal earning his pay with those frame jobs.
Nicasio getting cute with the pitches.
Nicasio getting cute with the pitches.
don't fuck around with the off speed shit
off speed. fuck.
off speed. fuck.
He didn't listen to you Spank. Shook off the fastball and gave up the double.
Setting up the double play with the intentional walk. This always works.
So glad we tied it up so we can lose on a walkoff
Marlon Fucking Byrd. heart attack time
Tummy queasy...
Nicasio gets out of it. Extra innings.
wasted out . Muttingly...the chess master.
Kike singles. noice failed sacrifice.
DON'T LISTEN TO MCGWIRE,SEAGER!!
now playing first base for the Dodgers...Hillbilly Jim
Hendry with a noice catch in center field
going to 11 people......echo echo echo
I hear you Spank...
You are not alone.
I am here with you.
My wi-fi just died. Gonna follow on Gameday from my bed.
We suck so hard
Not looking good for Yimi.
Um... not looking great.
Um... not looking great.
Weak grounder to third for the first out. Still puckered here.
Libby in now.
And we're 0-7 in bird shit park.
So that happened.
So that happened.
So that happened.
I FELL ASLEEP!!! I am assuming by Orel's last comment it's just as well that I did flake out. What's happening to us you guys???? What kind of fresh hell are we being set up for????
not feeling too thrilled about the rest of the season. Dodgers can't score runs for shit.
I am leaving work early to add as much bad mojo as possible, I haven't been to bird shit park for a game this season, but my record is good there. Just for added affect, I'm gonna throw a lot of pretzels on the ground near the vagiant dugout, so more birds will be there!
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