Tuesday, September 01, 2015

Game 131 Thread: Sep. 1 vs. Giants, 7p


TONIGHT! The irritable force meets the indecipherable object!

Zack Greinke (14-3, 1.61) vs. Ashley Madison (16-6, 2.97)

If it's possible to die from prolonged exposure to INTENSE GLARES, then we're all dead tonight. (sad trombone)

But wait! The sad trombone was silenced last night, though most of you were probably asleep when it happened. Last night's win put the Dodgers up 4.5 games in the NL West. Even if Debbie Downer Sax's worst fears come true and the Dodgers lose this series, they'll still walk away with a 2.5 game lead. Plus, it's September 1st! The reinforcements are arriving! (mildly upbeat piccolo)

Of course, there's still the whole Roenicke thing...

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spank said...

hateHateHATE
killKillKILL
dieDieDIE


FUCK THE GNATS!

spank said...

FUCK DRE DAY!

spank said...

BOOOOOOOOOOO SS
BOOOOOOOOOOO 2B
BOOOOOOOOOOO 3B
BOOOOOOOOOOO 1B
BOOOOOOOOOOO RF
WHOOOOOOOOOO LF
BOOOOOOOOOOO C
SPONGEWORTHY P
BOOOOOOOOOOO CF

Steve Sax said...

I'm excited for this matchup!

We're gonna win!

Steve Sax said...

Rollins, SS
Peraza, 2B
Turner, 3B
Gonzalez, 1B
Van Slyke, LF
Ruggiano, RF
Ellis, C
Greinke, P
Pederson, CF

Joc bats AFTER Greinke! Wow

karen said...

Cauldrons of hateHateHATE are a 'bubblin......

Orel said...

Kourtney @court_with_a_K

Tonight I'm giving 40,000 people permission to go home with @redturn2. You're welcome.

Steve Sax said...

I don't get it

karen said...

^^^Oh Good!!! I thought it was just me!

karen said...

Sponge Worthy v Ashley Madison....there's gotta be a joke here, right?

spank said...

booze is chillin, spanks is getting amped up and karen's starting with the sex jokes. it's gonna be a good night.

spank said...

that was a quick top of the 1st

karen said...

Sponge Boy made too many pitches there...

spank said...

Rollins K's. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

karen said...

Didn't Ruggiano beat the Russians in the Olympics about 35 years ago in hockey??

spank said...

fuck it. let's swing at the first pitch. fucking idiots.

Steve Sax said...

0-0 through 1

Steve Sax said...

SoSG AC is in the house

spank said...

instead of dancing like a nerd that little kid needs to slap the nachos out of that Gnats fans hands.

karen said...

Chutley looks disturbingly like Jim Tracy hanging over the rail in the Dodgers dugout.

spank said...

almost Dodgers owner Dennis Gilbert big pimpin' with them blondes trying to get his mack on. get it,holmes!

spank said...

that was a gold glove play by your second baseman

Steve Sax said...

Peraza, you fucking idiot

Steve Sax said...

Vin is saying how Peraza had no reason to be involved in that dropped ball play.

Glad we got out of it.

spank said...

jesus christ Peraza is a flaky fielder.

spank said...

@ Karen-i thought Chutley was Jim Tracy for a second. it was a WTF? moment.

spank said...

Ron Jeremy taking in the game

karen said...

Spank...Same here!

Dusty Baker said...

Dusty checking in. On the sofa now, Vinny! Sorry I'm late.

karen said...

I love that AJellis walk up music is from the '70s

spank said...

haha. Dennis Gilbert got cock blocked.

Steve Sax said...

Byrd can't make a catch? I can't believe it

spank said...

Ellis you lucky bastard.,

Steve Sax said...

Bumgarner tries to throw a two-strike breaking ball to Greinke, and Greinke's hit was just foul. Darn it

Steve Sax said...

Almost a WP there... 2-2 count to Zack with runners at the corners

spank said...

FUCK

Steve Sax said...

Dammit, Greinke was so close to a two-run double!

0-0 through 2

Orel said...

Are we losing yet?

Dusty Baker said...

We're not winning. So we're losing.

Steve Sax said...

very late start there for SVS, but he gets to the fly out. one away in the third

karen said...

HIT HIM ZACK!

Steve Sax said...

Rollins, yet another K

spank said...

goddamn Rollins. you suck.

spank said...

booze is going down faster with every out

Orel said...

beer status: Pilsner Urkel

spank said...

two out hit for the gold glover.

Orel said...

Peraza bloop single. No-hitter averted!

spank said...

safe mofos!

Steve Sax said...

Roenicke sends Peraza...and he scores! Bet Roenicke didn't expect that outcome!

Steve Sax said...

SVS K looked horrible

karen said...

In the replay you can see where Roenicke tries to trip him...

Steve Sax said...

1-0 LA through 3

QuadSevens said...

The run quieted the gnat fans behind me and the Mrs in the stadium. It was sweet!

Orel said...

Siddown, obnoxious fans behind Mr. & Mrs. 7777!

Steve Sax said...

1-0 through 3.5

spank said...

uneventful top of the third. that'll work for me.

spank said...

4th

Orel said...

This game could very well end 1-0.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

OKC Dodgers knotted up at 4 in the bottom of the 19th

Orel said...

And aren't they playing doubleheader?

Orel said...

Hack, Zack!

Orel said...

^a doubleheader

spank said...

someone needs to break oyster pubes leg again. just a thought.

Alex Cora said...

Giants fans in area getting appropriately heckled.

QuadSevens said...

FYI...Kershaw draws a pretty sad looking palm tree.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

^ game two in OKC starting up soon me thinks.

spank said...

booze status : bud light platinum

on the cheap at rite aid

karen said...

damn you diablo

spank said...

damn you,Pagan. damn you to hell.

karen said...

^^^hehehe

spank said...

^right

Steve Sax said...

Bumgarner escapes on the Turner check swing (dammit)

1-0 LA

Cliff Beefpile said...

I love, Vinny, but even you and your story-telling abilities can't humanize bumfucker to me. He's a 6'-4" piece of shit.

Steve Sax said...

Wow we're through five innings already?!

karen said...

@CliffB...ditto

spank said...

i'd rather listen about Durocher's sweaters than Bummutt.

spank said...

Spongey made Duffy look silly on that last pitch

karen said...

Spank...rally thong?

Paul said...

I like this but take this redneck mothefucker deep Zack.

spank said...

always karen. ALWAYS

spank said...

pinche Greinke. quit fucking with my emotions

Orel said...

Take your word for it, Spank

Steve Sax said...

giants threatening, first and second with none out in T7

spank said...

holy hell. not Byrd

Orel said...

Zack issues a walk for the first time since...

QuadSevens said...

Gnat fan behind us said "Posey is good at sniffing out balls." I can't make this stuff up.

karen said...

Nicasio sighting

uh oh

spank said...

oh come on. don't freeze up on me now bitch! stupid pirate sites.

karen said...

GOT HIM!

Steve Sax said...

Byrd grounds to third, so 5-3 with runners at second and third.

Steve Sax said...

oh no, it's under review

spank said...

Roenicke called for a review again. that dirty bastahd.

karen said...

siddown bochy

spank said...

Honeymutt can only make things worse for Spongemeister

karen said...

YES!!

spank said...

one hell of a pitch by Greinke there

Orel said...

Greinke needed that

spank said...

noice

Orel said...

Escapes!

spank said...

let him go 8

Steve Sax said...

EX-cellent, smithers

Orel said...

mildly upbeat piccolo

Dusty Baker said...

Shut the fuck you you redneck piece of shit Peavey!

spank said...

put a cork in it cry babies. FUCK THE GNATS!

Orel said...

uh oh

Dusty Baker said...

Work a fucking count already, Dodgers. Get this ass gardener out of the game.

spank said...

JOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orel said...

JOC DAMN

spank said...

FUCK THE GNATS!

Paul said...

Joc looks my son running around the bases he is so happy. Nice one!

Steve Sax said...

Did Pederson just HR there? WOW

Steve Sax said...

2-0 Dodgers through 7

Cliff Beefpile said...

JOC LE COQ GRANDE!

Paul said...

Uh on Zack went down the tunnel with the trainer.

Orel said...

Dylan Hernandez ‏@dylanohernandez 10s
Bochy was ejected.

Paul said...

Nevermind.

Orel said...

Ken Gurnick ‏@kengurnick 49s

Greinke taking his warmups.

karen said...

These rooks are going to give me a stroke

spank said...

Greinke can give less fucks. Fuck You Vin with your 7 inning bullshit.

Orel said...

Jesus, Ruggs, don't do that

Paul said...

Not a good start.

Paul said...

Shit.

spank said...

FUCK YOU VIN!





(cries)

Orel said...

shit

Orel said...

Blasphemy, Spank!

spank said...

and here comes the fucking bomb squad.

Steve Sax said...

2-1 Dodgers, two on and one out for SF in the eighth

Paul said...

5 more outs for the pen to nail this one down.....


*faints*

Steve Sax said...

@spank: hey man, you gotta channel your hate toward SF, not our guys

karen said...

I'm getting nervous...

spank said...

he proved me wrong,Orel. that's all

Paul said...

That was a scary first pitch.

spank said...

relax,Saxy.

Paul said...

Down 0-2. Don't lose this guy.

Paul said...

Fuck he is gonna straighten out one of those foul balls soon

Paul said...

2-2. Big pitch here. I have no confidence he can get him out without a little luck.

spank said...

that was sick!

Paul said...

Fuck yeah!

karen said...

OMG!!! UJTD!!!

Dusty Baker said...

YES!!!!

Double play! Wow. Shit.

Spank, get back to hating Gnats mang!

Steve Sax said...

Peraza redemption with that glove backhand!

UP JUMPS THE DEVIL!!!

Orel said...

Holy shit that was SWEEEEEET

Steve Sax said...

Keep channeling the hate, Spank!

2-1 LA, mid-8

Orel said...

Opening a bottle of Maker's Mark. Who wants some?

Orel said...

Geico now!

Dusty Baker said...

(raises both arms)

Paul said...

Don't get that alcohol too close to the bullpen.

Orel said...

AGon double!

Dusty Baker said...

A-Gon double off the LF wall! He is fucking locked in.

spank said...

FUCK THE GNATS!

Orel said...

Laser beam sounds!

Neeebs (The Original) said...

So...what's happening folks? Me, I don't have TWC. I blame Frank.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffin' glue.

Steve Sax said...

leadoff double for A-Gon off of non-Madison

Orel said...

I'm happy to report Spank is back on the Giants hate wagon

Paul said...

Richard Grieco!!?

Orel said...

NEEEEEEBS

Orel said...

mom

spank said...

i'm channeling my energies to my booze

Orel said...

Don't look now but Ethier's up

Steve Sax said...

CC sacrifices A-Gon over to third.

Hudson is yanked. Thanks, Tim!

Orel said...

The Giants are not afraid to use former starters as relievers

Steve Sax said...

I need to channel some energies to booze.

Right now, however, I can't do that.

Dusty Baker said...

How many POS scruffy white boys can one team have?

spank said...

i am now channeling my energies to Dre. Fuck him.

Paul said...

Strickland is an ass clown and not the good kind.

spank said...

and FUCK THE GNATS!

Steve Sax said...

Brutal stat displayed: Dodgers second-worst in scoring runner from third with fewer than two outs.

Steve Sax said...

Andre already in an 0-2 hole

Cliff Beefpile said...

@Dusty: Almost as many as the number of sweater-around-the-neck-wearing douchebag fans the gnats have.

spank said...

come on Roenicke. AGone would have scored on the fly. you're losing your touch.

Steve Sax said...

ROENICKE HOLDS A-GON

(of course, Ethier's fly ball was so shallow, that probably made sense).

BUT STILL

Dusty Baker said...

I think Dre was 0-2 when he stepped in.

Dusty Baker said...

"sweater-around-the-neck-wearing douchebag fans"

Nice phrase!

Paul said...

Stop molesting the ball Strickland.

Orel said...

There are good assclowns?

Steve Sax said...

Ellis down 0-2...now 1-2

Orel said...

Guys, we can do it. We can make 200 comments.

Steve Sax said...

dammit ellis, you had that slider (foul)

Dusty Baker said...

Like this:

http://sanfranista.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/giants4.jpg

Paul said...

Welp.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Not sure if the syntax of my last comment is correct, but fuck it. I blame the beer and madison.

Orel said...

more depressing stats

Steve Sax said...

Ellis fans. Dodgers remain second-to-last in scoring runners from third.

spank said...

we need more hate and booze to reach 200 comments. i'm trying.

Steve Sax said...

LA: 1-for-8 with RISP tonight

Orel said...

hatehateHATE

Orel said...

boozeboozeBOOZE

Neeebs (The Original) said...

I hate the Giants more than I hate the San Jose Sharks.

Paul said...

@Orel

Ask Neeebs. He did his thesis on Ass Clowns.

karen said...

SEAT BELT TIME...

Steve Sax said...

Here's KJ, just for Orel

spank said...

come on. don't get cute,Janley.

Orel said...

"Exploring the Mediating Effect of Assclowns on Human Capital in Economic Well-being: A Micro-analysis of Four Countries"

Dusty Baker said...

2-0 to start off Posey. Come on Kenley!

Orel said...

Don't remind me Sax OH WAIT YOU JUST DID

Neeebs (The Original) said...

The thesis conclusion was never go to a proctologist named Dr. Chuckles.

Dusty Baker said...

One down!

Orel said...

GOT BUSTER

Paul said...

One down.

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