

TONIGHT! The irritable force meets the indecipherable object!
Zack Greinke (14-3, 1.61) vs. Ashley Madison (16-6, 2.97)
If it's possible to die from prolonged exposure to INTENSE GLARES, then we're all dead tonight. (sad trombone)
But wait! The sad trombone was silenced last night, though most of you were probably asleep when it happened. Last night's win put the Dodgers up 4.5 games in the NL West. Even if Debbie Downer Sax's worst fears come true and the Dodgers lose this series, they'll still walk away with a 2.5 game lead. Plus, it's September 1st! The reinforcements are arriving! (mildly upbeat piccolo)
Of course, there's still the whole Roenicke thing...
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BOOOOOOOOOOO SS
BOOOOOOOOOOO 2B
BOOOOOOOOOOO 3B
BOOOOOOOOOOO 1B
BOOOOOOOOOOO RF
WHOOOOOOOOOO LF
BOOOOOOOOOOO C
SPONGEWORTHY P
BOOOOOOOOOOO CF
I'm excited for this matchup!
We're gonna win!
Rollins, SS
Peraza, 2B
Turner, 3B
Gonzalez, 1B
Van Slyke, LF
Ruggiano, RF
Ellis, C
Greinke, P
Pederson, CF
Joc bats AFTER Greinke! Wow
Cauldrons of hateHateHATE are a 'bubblin......
Kourtney @court_with_a_K
Tonight I'm giving 40,000 people permission to go home with @redturn2. You're welcome.
I don't get it
^^^Oh Good!!! I thought it was just me!
Sponge Worthy v Ashley Madison....there's gotta be a joke here, right?
booze is chillin, spanks is getting amped up and karen's starting with the sex jokes. it's gonna be a good night.
that was a quick top of the 1st
Sponge Boy made too many pitches there...
Rollins K's. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Didn't Ruggiano beat the Russians in the Olympics about 35 years ago in hockey??
0-0 through 1
SoSG AC is in the house
instead of dancing like a nerd that little kid needs to slap the nachos out of that Gnats fans hands.
Chutley looks disturbingly like Jim Tracy hanging over the rail in the Dodgers dugout.
almost Dodgers owner Dennis Gilbert big pimpin' with them blondes trying to get his mack on. get it,holmes!
that was a gold glove play by your second baseman
Vin is saying how Peraza had no reason to be involved in that dropped ball play.
Glad we got out of it.
jesus christ Peraza is a flaky fielder.
@ Karen-i thought Chutley was Jim Tracy for a second. it was a WTF? moment.
Ron Jeremy taking in the game
Spank...Same here!
Dusty checking in. On the sofa now, Vinny! Sorry I'm late.
I love that AJellis walk up music is from the '70s
haha. Dennis Gilbert got cock blocked.
Byrd can't make a catch? I can't believe it
Bumgarner tries to throw a two-strike breaking ball to Greinke, and Greinke's hit was just foul. Darn it
Almost a WP there... 2-2 count to Zack with runners at the corners
FUCK
Dammit, Greinke was so close to a two-run double!
0-0 through 2
Are we losing yet?
We're not winning. So we're losing.
very late start there for SVS, but he gets to the fly out. one away in the third
HIT HIM ZACK!
Rollins, yet another K
goddamn Rollins. you suck.
booze is going down faster with every out
beer status: Pilsner Urkel
two out hit for the gold glover.
Peraza bloop single. No-hitter averted!
safe mofos!
Roenicke sends Peraza...and he scores! Bet Roenicke didn't expect that outcome!
SVS K looked horrible
In the replay you can see where Roenicke tries to trip him...
1-0 LA through 3
The run quieted the gnat fans behind me and the Mrs in the stadium. It was sweet!
Siddown, obnoxious fans behind Mr. & Mrs. 7777!
1-0 through 3.5
uneventful top of the third. that'll work for me.
4th
This game could very well end 1-0.
OKC Dodgers knotted up at 4 in the bottom of the 19th
And aren't they playing doubleheader?
Hack, Zack!
^a doubleheader
someone needs to break oyster pubes leg again. just a thought.
Giants fans in area getting appropriately heckled.
FYI...Kershaw draws a pretty sad looking palm tree.
^ game two in OKC starting up soon me thinks.
booze status : bud light platinum
on the cheap at rite aid
damn you diablo
^^^hehehe
^right
Bumgarner escapes on the Turner check swing (dammit)
1-0 LA
Wow we're through five innings already?!
@CliffB...ditto
i'd rather listen about Durocher's sweaters than Bummutt.
Spongey made Duffy look silly on that last pitch
Spank...rally thong?
I like this but take this redneck mothefucker deep Zack.
always karen. ALWAYS
pinche Greinke. quit fucking with my emotions
Take your word for it, Spank
giants threatening, first and second with none out in T7
holy hell. not Byrd
Zack issues a walk for the first time since...
Gnat fan behind us said "Posey is good at sniffing out balls." I can't make this stuff up.
Nicasio sighting
uh oh
oh come on. don't freeze up on me now bitch! stupid pirate sites.
GOT HIM!
Byrd grounds to third, so 5-3 with runners at second and third.
oh no, it's under review
Roenicke called for a review again. that dirty bastahd.
siddown bochy
Honeymutt can only make things worse for Spongemeister
YES!!
one hell of a pitch by Greinke there
Greinke needed that
noice
Escapes!
let him go 8
EX-cellent, smithers
mildly upbeat piccolo
Shut the fuck you you redneck piece of shit Peavey!
uh oh
JOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOC DAMN
FUCK THE GNATS!
Joc looks my son running around the bases he is so happy. Nice one!
Did Pederson just HR there? WOW
2-0 Dodgers through 7
JOC LE COQ GRANDE!
Uh on Zack went down the tunnel with the trainer.
Dylan Hernandez @dylanohernandez 10s
Bochy was ejected.
Nevermind.
Ken Gurnick @kengurnick 49s
Greinke taking his warmups.
These rooks are going to give me a stroke
Greinke can give less fucks. Fuck You Vin with your 7 inning bullshit.
Jesus, Ruggs, don't do that
Not a good start.
Blasphemy, Spank!
2-1 Dodgers, two on and one out for SF in the eighth
5 more outs for the pen to nail this one down.....
*faints*
@spank: hey man, you gotta channel your hate toward SF, not our guys
I'm getting nervous...
he proved me wrong,Orel. that's all
That was a scary first pitch.
relax,Saxy.
Down 0-2. Don't lose this guy.
2-2. Big pitch here. I have no confidence he can get him out without a little luck.
that was sick!
OMG!!! UJTD!!!
Peraza redemption with that glove backhand!
UP JUMPS THE DEVIL!!!
Keep channeling the hate, Spank!
2-1 LA, mid-8
Opening a bottle of Maker's Mark. Who wants some?
Geico now!
(raises both arms)
Don't get that alcohol too close to the bullpen.
AGon double!
A-Gon double off the LF wall! He is fucking locked in.
FUCK THE GNATS!
Laser beam sounds!
So...what's happening folks? Me, I don't have TWC. I blame Frank.
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffin' glue.
leadoff double for A-Gon off of non-Madison
I'm happy to report Spank is back on the Giants hate wagon
Richard Grieco!!?
NEEEEEEBS
mom
i'm channeling my energies to my booze
Don't look now but Ethier's up
CC sacrifices A-Gon over to third.
Hudson is yanked. Thanks, Tim!
The Giants are not afraid to use former starters as relievers
I need to channel some energies to booze.
Right now, however, I can't do that.
How many POS scruffy white boys can one team have?
Strickland is an ass clown and not the good kind.
Brutal stat displayed: Dodgers second-worst in scoring runner from third with fewer than two outs.
Andre already in an 0-2 hole
@Dusty: Almost as many as the number of sweater-around-the-neck-wearing douchebag fans the gnats have.
come on Roenicke. AGone would have scored on the fly. you're losing your touch.
ROENICKE HOLDS A-GON
(of course, Ethier's fly ball was so shallow, that probably made sense).
BUT STILL
I think Dre was 0-2 when he stepped in.
"sweater-around-the-neck-wearing douchebag fans"
Nice phrase!
There are good assclowns?
Ellis down 0-2...now 1-2
Guys, we can do it. We can make 200 comments.
dammit ellis, you had that slider (foul)
Like this:
http://sanfranista.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/giants4.jpg
Welp.
Not sure if the syntax of my last comment is correct, but fuck it. I blame the beer and madison.
more depressing stats
Ellis fans. Dodgers remain second-to-last in scoring runners from third.
we need more hate and booze to reach 200 comments. i'm trying.
LA: 1-for-8 with RISP tonight
hatehateHATE
boozeboozeBOOZE
I hate the Giants more than I hate the San Jose Sharks.
@Orel
Ask Neeebs. He did his thesis on Ass Clowns.
SEAT BELT TIME...
Here's KJ, just for Orel
come on. don't get cute,Janley.
"Exploring the Mediating Effect of Assclowns on Human Capital in Economic Well-being: A Micro-analysis of Four Countries"
2-0 to start off Posey. Come on Kenley!
Don't remind me Sax OH WAIT YOU JUST DID
The thesis conclusion was never go to a proctologist named Dr. Chuckles.
One down!
GOT BUSTER
One down.
Solid advice, Neeebs. Solid advice.
Keep those comming Jansen.
Two down!
Buh bye Byrd
Pajaro shot down
cmon cmon cmon
Wait that's the Marlins fan back there?
Three down!!!
WIN!
5.5!
VICTORY!!!
(collective whew)
Jansen made 8 pitches!
WE WIN!
Whoo hoooo!
Squeeeeee
Mrs Dusty in Law just piped up and said "Wow, we're good." I told her not to get too carried away.
Holy shit did I need this. Thank you, Kenley!
Only 8 pitches? Wow. Good stat, Orel.
Yeeeee Hawwwwwww
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