TONIGHT! The irritable force meets the indecipherable object!
Zack Greinke (14-3, 1.61) vs. Ashley Madison (16-6, 2.97)
If it's possible to die from prolonged exposure to INTENSE GLARES, then we're all dead tonight. (sad trombone)
But wait! The sad trombone was silenced last night, though most of you were probably asleep when it happened. Last night's win put the Dodgers up 4.5 games in the NL West. Even if Debbie Downer Sax's worst fears come true and the Dodgers lose this series, they'll still walk away with a 2.5 game lead. Plus, it's September 1st! The reinforcements are arriving! (mildly upbeat piccolo)
Of course, there's still the whole Roenicke thing...