Alright, I'll take my due punishment as Master of the Revels here at SoSG that presided over that debacle. Congratulations to our new abalone overlords, the Guernsey Ormers. As we all know, however, off-season competitions around here end like Highlander, so it's time to pit you against each other! In a contest that requires much less skill and tactical awareness!
Next week, you start... The Elimination Round! Team Guernsey will be divided into 3 factions. You objective will be to comment as much as possible in a 1 minute window. The faction that has the MOST SEQUENTIAL COMMENTS in that time window will be further divided for a final round. In case of a tie, the next longest uninterrupted sequence will be counted, and so on. And, oh yes, there will be victory spoils.
If there can be only one, why are there so many damn sequels?