Monday, January 09, 2012

SEC Championship Rematch GameThread, 5.30p

LSU and Alabama, in the massive collegiate football powerhouse showdown that everyone wanted to see...about four weeks ago. But yet, here we are, once again, in the national championship game. Yay.

It's obvious who's going to win tonight, right? Right?! So let's just get to playing. Roll, Tigers!

71 comments:

Spank said...

Collitch.

Cc:Dusty

Dusty Baker said...

Is that a prediction or just support, Sax?

Dusty Baker said...

Let's get some other predictions going on here in this thread...

I predict LSU but support 'Bama.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I predict I'll be watching HIMYM instead.

Dusty Baker said...

I predict I'm about to open a cold beer, likely a seasonal ale.

Dusty Baker said...

I'm going to go out on a limb here and predict that a team from the Southeastern Conference will win the BCS Championship game tonight.

Dusty Baker said...

Est 65/35 crowd to the Tigers.

Dusty Baker said...

LSU tight on its first possession. This seasonal ale is a little tight, too. Needed to drink it out of a glass.

Spank said...

I'm here but I'm not. Yet.

Dusty Baker said...

Get your ass here, Spanky.

Dusty Baker said...

Tough defense both ways so far. I'm sure whiners who did not like this matchup are starting to talk about how boring a game it is; they are whiny little bitches. I have seen a ton of high-scoring but shite football lately. I'm ready for some balanced football where one or both teams actually play so-called defense.

DodgersKings323 said...

Bama had that last game, just need to polish things up. After seeing the kicker telling the crowd to "shhhh" at the end of the last game i have to say Bama is going to win, that's just the way things go.

Power went out yesterday so i didn't even get to watch Tebow Time!

Dusty Baker said...

Bama with the early 3-0 lead.

Dusty Baker said...

@DK323

You made jesus mad.

Dusty Baker said...

Bama defense looking TOUGH. LSU can't get any time in the backfield to make something happen.

Spank said...

I show up for the game and the goddamm quarter ends. Boooo!

Spank said...

Oooo That should have been a td for 'Bama. The dude was wide open

Spank said...

Fake punt for bama. That's fucking close man.

Spank said...

first down by a nose.

Hideo Nomo said...

I predict HIMYM is a rerun.

Hideo Nomo said...

Reauxl Tiders.

Spank said...

To hell with Doogie.

Dusty Baker said...

Feel bad for Maze having to exit the game after that injury. Gotta hate it for the kid.

AL moving the sticks now.

Spank said...

I thought LSU was supposed to be good.

Dusty Baker said...

9-0 Bama at halftime.

DodgersKings323 said...

They should have put Houston in this game

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

This is so exciting, I can barely keep my eyes open.

Spank said...

My 3 year old cousin could have kicked better than that fool at halftime.

Steve Sax said...

More field goals! More field goals! More field goals!

This is a kicking fan's dream game! Whoo hoo! Yes! Baby! Love it!

Steve Sax said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Field goals > Tebow

Spank said...

Insurmountable lead.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Sax must be overcome with joy.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

It's not just any trophy, but a trophy sponsored by Dr. Pepper!

Dusty Baker said...

Screw a honeybadger. I'm sick of this meme. I was sick of it after about the third time it was used, in fact.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

You could screw a honeybadger because it wouldn't give a shit.

Dusty Baker said...

(dry humps a honeybadger)

Spank said...

That was fucking horrible. Stoopid. Why is LSU in this game?

Dusty Baker said...

@Spank

Because they beat the living shit out of everyone else they played. They are worthy of being number one. Team just didn't show up tonight, but doesn't mean they shouldn't be there. Happens all the time in sports.

And of course give credit to Alabama defense. This is a pro defense.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I think every bowl game they've played so far have been more exciting than this one.

Dusty Baker said...

@MLASC

The Beef 'O' Brady's Bowl, though featuring higher scoring than this game, was not as exciting.

Spank said...

Tru dat,Dusty.

LSU looks shaky on offense.

Dusty Baker said...

LSU looks shaky on offense the way SoSG readers look shaky on Sunday morning.

Fred's Brim said...

that was a dislocated hip, right?

kevin gross!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

46

Fred's Brim said...

kickers with D-Line numbers iz weird

Dusty Baker said...

15-0 Alabama to end the 3rd.

Non-soccer fans are still looking for a TD. From either team.

Fred's Brim said...

this kid's draining threes like Michael Adams, Denver Nuggets, circa '89

Fred's Brim said...

it doesn't mean as much when both teams raise their hands for the 4th quarter

Fred's Brim said...

I bet Alabama's defense is better than the Bills'

Fred's Brim said...

out of habit, Les Miles nearly sent the punt team out after that third play

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Someone check on Sax. I think he had a heart attack.

Spank said...

Can someone shut Mustardburger the hell up?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

LSU is in Bama territory. Incredible defense be damned.

Spank said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

That one was for all the All State insurance policies.

Dusty Baker said...

Did they ever make it across the fitty?

Then there was a penalty, then an incomplete, then a fumble on 4th down try. 50-yard "goal line" stand could still be intact.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

The Crimson Tide will finish the year with a 1-1 record against the Tigers.

Dusty Baker said...

TD!!!

Fred's Brim said...

that counts as 2 field goals

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Garbage time touchdown! How exciting! You couldn't have scripted it any better!

Fred's Brim said...

bonk

Dusty Baker said...

Why are you still watching this, MLASC? It's driven you crazy from beginning to end.

Spank said...

Down wit Doogie.

Fred's Brim said...

Nike Saban is a smelly cockbag of a human being, and a good football coach

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

The long national nightmare is over.

Dusty Baker said...

Damn, FB, that was going to be most PGT comment; you beat me to it.

Fred's Brim said...

I hope I am alive for the day when Duke wins a bowl game

Fred's Brim said...

Sorry DB. Don't you have admin rights as a Son™? You can delete my entry if you want

Dusty Baker said...

#SEC

Just got word that Knile Davis is coming back to Arkansas next year. He was our RB who was out the whole year due to injury. To think what we could have done with a legit RB this season...

Steve Sax said...

Dammit, I had the over for "six field goals"