Sunday, November 21, 2010

SoSG Fantasy Football Week 10 Update (and Week 11 SmackThread)

I am on the lam this weekend so just in case I haven't received the final Mr. LA Sports Czar update, here's the quickie report from week 10:

Scores from last week (Week 10):
Mr LA Sports Fan 109, Meanie Breanie 58
Dusty Baker 92, Mr. Customer 70
Steve Dittmore 113, Spanky 92
Jason M 109, Nic J 72
Paul 114, karina 97

Standings to date:
East: Dusty Baker (8-2), Mr. Customer (5-5), Mr. LA Sports Fan (4-6), Jason (3-7), Nic J (3-7)
West: Steve Dittmore (8-2), Paul (6-4), karina (5-5), MeanieBreanie (4-6), Spanky (4-6)

Smack away in Week 11!

UPDATE: But wait, here's the detail:

It's hard to believe there's only three weeks left of the regular season. It seems like it was just yesterday we held the draft. Anywho, here's last week's action to get you caught up:

MLASF 109 (4-6) - Meaniebreanie 56 (4-6): I get my third resounding victory in four weeks, this time pulling even with MB and just a game out of a playoff berth. 25 points from Roddy White and 24 from Maurice Jones-Drew helped give me a strong advantage. MB received 26 points from Ben Roethlisberger while Brandon Lloyd added 21, but the rest of her team combined for just 11 points.

Dusty Baker 92 (8-2) - Mr. Customer 70 (5-5): The battle of two highly potent offenses never materialized, but that was enough for Dusty, who clinches a share of the Eastern Division crown with his eighth win. Knowshon Moreno hauled 21 points for DB, and Mario Manningham added 15. Mr. C saw 20 points from Steven Jackson and 19 from Eli Manning go in vain.

Prof. Dittmore 113 (8-2) - Spanky 92 (4-6): The Professor gets his eighth win of the season while Spanky suffers his second straight loss. Mike Wallace, formerly owned by Spanky, brought 25 points in for P. Ditty; Andre Johnson added 20 and LeSean McCoy threw in 15. Chatsworth High product Matt Cassel dropped 32 for the Spankster, who lost despite attaining his second largest score so far.

Jason (3-7) 109 - NicJ 72 (3-7): The luck stops for Nic after his upset over Dusty as he suffers his seventh loss in eight games; meanwhile, Jason pulls out of the doldrums and stays in the race for the last playoff berth. 30 points for Dwayne Bowe led the way for Team Deltalina, while Joe Flacco snagged 19 points. Nic's top scorer was Detroit QB Shaun Hill with 14 points, followed by Percy Harvin and David Akers with 12 apiece.

Paul 113 (6-4) - Karina 97 (5-5): Paul laps Karina for second place in the Western Division thanks to his last second win. Michael Vick's 49 points MNF outburst saved the proud pappa from what looked like certain defeat. Frank Gore added 20 points for Paul. Karina received 24 points from David Garrard and 18 from Jamaal Charles, but it went for naught.

Week 11 features Nic and MLASF, Dusty and Prof. Dittmore, MB and Karina, Mr. C and Jason, and Paul and Spanky. Will it be DB to suffer his third loss, or will he hand the Professor defeat? Who will win the battle of the SoSG female contingency? Will Mr. C tie Paul for the first wild card berth? Find out only at SoSG Fantasy Football! Or, if you prefer, the pirated Chinese version, Football Dreams Between Steve Garvey's Offspring.

163 comments:

Steve Sax said...

Hey, really sorry that we couldn't post yesterday. Lasorda sucks. Thanks for bearing with us.

Steve Sax said...

I'm actually connected via gogo inflight right now. Pretty sweet.

Orel said...

Working on a Sunday. What's the opposite of sweet?

Eric Karros said...

I believe the opposite of 'sweet!' is 'dude!'

Working on a Sunday sucks. Unless you're a football player or minister.

Josh S. said...

From MLBTR: "The Dodgers would like to add a veteran "who can step up and be vocal when times are tough." Cafardo speculates that A.J. Pierzynski, Juan Uribe, or Johnny Damon could be a good fit."


NOOOO!

Josh S. said...

Here's what's wrong with the above thinking: Instead of signing a veteran who can step up and be vocal when times are tough, why not sign someone who can step up and PLAY GOOD BASEBALL SO THERE ARE NO TOUGH TIMES?!

Josh S. said...

In honor of Orel, I will work on a sundae.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I for one welcome our new veteran overlords.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

At least Cafardo suggests the Dodgers could pursue Marco Scutaro. Going against the grain that Ned's putting all of his stock into Theriot.

Mr. Customer said...

*SMACK*

Spanky said...

Vince Young is a Beast.

Spanky said...

Looks like I'll regret benching OchoCinco this week.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Should've taken my deal, Paul. F-Jax hangs ten in the first quarter.

Mr. Customer said...

Vikes turn one over. I'll alert the media.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Touchdown Peyton Hillis!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I am perfectly willing to trade Thomas Jones at this point.

Mr. Customer said...

And again.

Spanky said...

Dan Fouts Sux.

Spanky said...

J.J.!

Jason said...

Looks like I over thought my QB situation. Again.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

This is not MJD's day.

Mr. Customer said...

C'mon Minnesota, It's over. just mail it in for the rest of the half.

Mr. Customer said...

Just like you did in the first half, actually.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THOMAS JONES FROM ME I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE

Spanky said...

T.J.!!!

Spanky said...

When was the last time Jones had that many points?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I think he had 17 a couple of weeks ago.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Picking up F-Jax and Keiland were the two smartest moves I've made so far, aside from drafting Roddy White when everyone passed him over.

Spanky said...

Paul has been at 12 points for a long time. He is due for MegaPoints.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

One of these days I'm going to put Holmes in there.

Spanky said...

I had F-Jax for 3 weeks and he did not do anything. Well, he did keep my bench warm.

MeanieBreanie said...

Epale Y'all!
MB is a happy camper with her Cowboys presently on top. Here's hoping for another win!

Spanky said...

Here comes Paul.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Rusty Smith is now the QB for the Titans.

Huh.

MeanieBreanie said...

Of course I drop Barber and he is having a decent game.
(cries)

Spanky said...

Must be the reason why Randy Moss has 0 points. Nah, he is most likely taking a siesta.

Mr. Customer said...

Keller is the most useless backup ever. He's in double digits every time I bench him, but he's never had more than five if I play him.

MeanieBreanie said...

Mr. C - your pain is shared. My guy is Santana Moss. He currently has 15 points. I have him on the bench. For some strange reason I thought it would be Mile Austin's week.
(sheds more tears)

Spanky said...

I am going to bench Hines Ward from now on. Steelers have too many players sharing the ball and I am not getting mine.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Right now I have 18 points from Santonio Holmes, 17 points from Thomas Jones, and 15 points from Ryan Fitzpatrick sitting on the bench.

Spanky said...

Whoever hired Dan Fouts as a color commentator should be fired. His voice is like nails scratching a chalkboard.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

You were saying about Miles Austin?

MeanieBreanie said...

I hope Austin make me eat my words. I still see Santana on my bench with 15 points. Miles has a bit of work to do :-)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Now it's 19 for Fitzpatrick.

MeanieBreanie said...

^makes

Spanky said...

Poor Karina, she left Greg Jennings' 33 points on the bench.

Mr. Customer said...

The Bills have a back named Jehuu Caulcrick? He could have a promising career as a railroad robber-barron.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

60 Minutes getting it done.

MeanieBreanie said...

I love my sistah Karina but her loss is my gain. This girl needs a break. Spank, you and I are tied at the bottom of the barrel in our division.

Spanky said...

60 minutes is my curse.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Nobody better vulture MJD's TD.

Spanky said...

Thanx for reminding me, Meanie. You are such a sweetheart.haha

MeanieBreanie said...

Spank, at least you have company.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I need MB to win so Karina gets knocked down a notch.

Spanky said...

(cries)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

FUCKING DAVID GARRARD

MeanieBreanie said...

Mr. LASC, are those actual words of support? I will take them and run with them.

Spanky said...

Bironas is a machine. The dude don't miss I tells ya.

MeanieBreanie said...

Steelers defense is making up for the -7 crap they pulled last week.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

That's right, MB. I want you to win.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Josh Freeman better have one helluva game.

MeanieBreanie said...

Mr. LASC, you need to get on facebook if you are not already. There is a reason why. I believe Karina might have reached out to you.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I wish you had started Steve Johnson though.

(cries)

MeanieBreanie said...

OMG, I just saw Steve Johnson. I had not noticed. He really rose to the occasion.
(cries uncontrollable sobs)

MeanieBreanie said...

Johnson has 31 points. It's probably the most he has ever scored. Last week he only gave something like 3. I'm feeling extremely nauseous!

Spanky said...

Meanie
I would be nauseous too.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I give. I've set up a facebook page. You win, Mark Zuckerberg.

(cries)

MeanieBreanie said...

Big Ben doing me right and the Cowboys playing the way they should have been playing all season long.

Yipee!

MeanieBreanie said...

Mr. LASC I am proud of you! Now look for me to connect (you know my real name) or the SoSG refugees.

Welcome to the world of social media.

Spanky said...

Is that all it took for Mlasf to join FBook.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

YES MJD

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

If I had started Ivy League I'd be at 100 with four guys still left to play.

Mr. Customer said...

Sonuvabitch, I'm gonna lose.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Let the wild LSD-induced delusions of a 9-7 season for Dallas begin.

Mr. Customer said...

The Fightin' Grossmans are falling apart.

MeanieBreanie said...

I would drop acid every day if that would help my boys go 9-7 (just kidding).

MeanieBreanie said...

Mr. C - I'm sorry. I know the feeling. IT BITES!

Spanky said...

What are you worried about Mr.C. You still have BenJarvus left to play.

MeanieBreanie said...

Rub it in Spank. I'm still smarting from dropping BenJarvus.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Hooray for garbage TD, F-Jax!

Mr. Customer said...

@Spank

Five minutes ago, I was down by 9. Now I'm down by 34.

Spanky said...

Mr.C

Shit Happens, Bro.

Mr. Customer said...

Indeed.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

No offense Mr. C, but I'll dance naked in the streets with salmon if Jason wins.

MeanieBreanie said...

LASC - Salmon, schamon. Spanky can lend you a Sharktopus and you can snap a pic for your profile/avatar.

MeanieBreanie said...

Just saw the final. Big Ben did me right with 34 points. I'm still mad at myself that I didn't start Johnson. I could have had a really super week. Oh well.

Mr. Customer said...

@MLASF

Better get that thing defrosted, because I'm in deep shit.

Spanky said...

If Mlasf,MeanieBreanie and I were to win our games and Mr.C loses his,the final 2 weeks of the season will be very interesting. And it would probably get ugly.

Mr. Customer said...

I've still got a decent schedule, but my upcoming showdown with MLASF is looking more epic by the moment.

MeanieBreanie said...

Indeed we are seeing some interesting scenario's.

Spanky said...

No one touches my sharktopus. NO ONE!

Mr. Customer said...

No one on my team has had a point in over an hour. I obviously know nohing about football.

Spanky said...

The Bucs make Ebonic Blount do all the work then they give Cadillac the TD touches.BASTARDS!

Mr. Customer said...

I'm hoping NE being up early means more catches for Wayne to play catch-up.

Spanky said...

Drew Brees up in dis bish!

Mr. Customer said...

This is exactly why I don't play fantasy baseball. It drives me crazy, and I'd rather enjoy baseball.

MeanieBreanie said...

Woodhead finally scored 1 measly point. My other RB is -8 yards.

Dusty Baker said...

DUIDB!

Mr. Customer said...

Wilkommen!

MeanieBreanie said...

Welcome DB! What's the refreshment status today?

Mr. Customer said...

Reggie Wayne, you're my only hope. More of that please.

Dusty Baker said...

Refreshment status: Sam Adams Winter Lager on draught at the restaurant. Now that I'm home: Sam Adams Winter Lager in bottles.

MeanieBreanie said...

I think DB needs to invest in Sam Adams stock.

Dusty Baker said...

I think Sam Adams needs to invest in me.

MeanieBreanie said...

DB - it sounds like a very codependent relationship.

Spanky said...

Paul,All our Wide Receivers Suck!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

When Sam Adams fills out its taxes, it lists Dusty as a dependent.

Spanky said...

I'm in love with Drew Brees! And the Seahawk D!

Dusty Baker said...

Sam Adams doing taxes? No! He would have thrown tea into the harbor and rebelled.

Dusty Baker said...

Real Baker household Sunday NFL conversation edition 436:

Mrs Dusty: Mark Sanchez hasn't aged a bit since he was at SC.

Dusty: He hasn't gotten any better, either.

Spanky said...

Drew Fucking Brees!

MeanieBreanie said...

Justin Forsett, you are worthless!

Dusty Baker said...

Keep throwing to Colston, Drew.

MeanieBreanie said...

I LOVE YOU DANNY WOODHEAD!

Spanky said...

Fucking Woodhead.

Dusty Baker said...

Heh. You said woodhead.

MeanieBreanie said...

Yes, and your point? ;~)

Spanky said...

Do it Brees. Give me one more.

MeanieBreanie said...

My little MSB Woodhead is really starting to get some MOJO.

Spanky said...

Manning got Favre'D

Spanky said...

So did Brees.

Dusty Baker said...

Woodhead is a MSB. Totally true. Eckstein <> Woodhead

MeanieBreanie said...

They may both be MSB's but Eckstein is in a league of his own. I love Woodhead. I can't say the same about the other.

MeanieBreanie said...

Mr. C and Jason are tied at 89 each.

Spanky said...

Ditty and Dusty are tied too

Dusty Baker said...

Did you just taunt me with an extraneous apostrophe, MB? How cold you? Here I was feeling good about Dallas and all.

MeanieBreanie said...

DB - did you just say "how cold you" instead of how could you?

Spanky said...

Garret Hartley missed a 27 yard field goal. Poor guy.

Dusty Baker said...

Speaking of cold, I just turned on our heater for the first time this "winter."

Jason said...

I miss southern California "winters." I can see the snow falling outside of my Seattle window.

Spanky said...

Paul is going to need a miracle to beat me.Or Michael Vick.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

And Paul begins the comeback.

Spanky said...

I'll buy that for a dollar. It took "DK" the whole quarter to score a TD.

Spanky said...

Burn that clock up. I don't need DK on the field.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Oh you had Jackson, Vick. Wide open and you overthrow him.

Spanky said...

GodDamn! He got jacked on that hit.

Dusty Baker said...

Knocked the fuck out.

Dusty Baker said...

Knofed in the robs.

Spanky said...

I may have over exaggerated a bit on that comment.

Spanky said...

Break his fucking neck Giants!

Mr. Customer said...

I can't believe I escaped!

MR. F said...

Who is injured?

Dusty Baker said...

Some lil bitch they need to scrape off the field soon so they can resume the game. I ain't got all night.

Dusty Baker said...

Playing fantasy football means I just really don't enjoy watching. I just about broke my foot kicking the side of the fireplace a second ago.

MR. F said...

I'm going to be 5-6 after this week while probably scoring the most points in the league so far.

Dusty Baker said...

Hey how come you're not up in our bish, Mr F?

MR. F said...

I didn't think I'd be that interested, and 10 people signed up before me. I offered to play if y'all needed another player, but 10 people already signed up.

Dusty Baker said...

I wish you were in our bish not some other over there bish, Mr. F.

MR. F said...

Aw, thanks Dusty.

Spanky said...

That TD has got to hurt,Dusty.

MR. F said...

I'm down by 2.5 now. I need yards. Fuck.

Dusty Baker said...

That TD hurt more than you could ever know.

Just got in trouble for taking fantasy football too seriously and yelling screaming and hitting the sofa pillow.

MR. F said...

LESEAN!!!! EAGLES DEFENSE! 4 CLUTCH POINTS!

Dusty Baker said...

(cries)

Dusty Baker said...

Trash time interception, at least.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

So MB, Spanky, Karina and I go to 5-6, Nic and Jason drop to 3-8, and Mr. C and Paul move to 6-5.

Just a game out of a playoff berth, and I play one of the holders of that berth next week.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

For the next week, Mr. C and I are mortal enemies.

Spanky said...

Barring a major* Denver offense collapse, I have scored my first division win. Playoffs?! Playoffs?! Alls Y'alls have the firepower to get there. All I have is luck. And OchoCinco.


*MAJOR

Mr. Customer said...

@MLASC

So be it. Your lot has been on quite a roll. Hopefully I'll have Gates back to give you a run for it, though.

Fred's Brim said...

The Bills and Cowboys are going to be in the Super Bowl!

MeanieBreanie said...

I just noticed that this next week I'm up against Spanky. This could get ugly.

*shudders*

Spanky said...

Say your prayers Meanie. For the both of us.

Dusty Baker said...

Just noted Spanky's "Playoffs?! Playoffs?!" reference. Nice.