Tim Lincecum (3-1, 2.79) vs. Cliff Lee (3-1, 2.51).
COMMENTS: It's all over, folks. Nothing to see here. Even if Cliff Lee manages to overcome the — who knew? — Giants' offensive juggernaut, there's no way the Rangers, suddenly weak as kittens, win two at Pac Bell, then SBC, now AT&T Park. The only thing left to contemplate is if the Giants will dominate the NL West for years to come. Lincecum/Cain/Bumgarner (all drafted by Dick Tidrow) are a triumvirate of tossing that seems destined to give us fits. (Not to mention the team can use its World Series $$$ to sign a free-agent slugger — Jayson Werth, anyone?) Add to that our Neverending Divorce Story, and, well, I need a drink.
348 comments:
1 – 200 of 348 Newer› Newest»Cain has beaten us once. ONCE.
Just because everybody laid down for him in the postseason doesn't make him any more of a threat.
In fact, most of those guys run hot and cold against us. If the Dodgers don't spend a second consecutive season with their heads up their asses, there shouldn't be too much to worry about.
Oh, and...
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HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE
DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL
FUCK FRISCO!
Wake me up when October ends.
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Wait, I guess October has now ended. Thanks to FOX, the Fall Classic now extends into Spring.
I say we TP Steve Mason's house.
@Dusty Baker it's inconvenient for the bunch of us who follow winter baseball. It's hard to watch playoff games while listening another game on the radio...
Epale everyone!
Josh, you looked GREAT in your Marty McFly costume. How was trick or treating for Luke?
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
I sense a lack of HATE in some of you. It's quite disturbing. Are we mice or men and women? I'll die with my GNAT HATE!
FUCK FRISCO!
Orel, I think you meant "triumvirate of tossers"
Don't do it Marty!!!!
Epale, karina!
He seemed to like it. We only went to about 4 houses. It was kind of a trial run.
They are all tossers, FB.
*scrotches*
*spits*
*hates*
FF!
*Spits
*Turns head
*Scrotches
*Turns head other direction
*Scrotches
Scrotch? Is that a portmanteau?
Yes,Mr.F.
Yes,Mr.F.
I will incorporate that into my lexicon.
That second comment was on purpose.
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DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
KILLKILLKILLKILLKILL
FF!
"Orel, I think you meant 'triumvirate of tossers' "
Very nice, FB.
KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL
@Josh Luke is the cutest boy!. Also, it is very nice you chose Marty McFly in the 25th anniversary of the film release :)
Come on Rangers. Get your shit together.
Fuck le freak
FF!
Everybody says something in the lineup except for Vlad and Bengie.
Timmeh's hair looks oilier than usaul.
Fuck Timmeh
DIEGNATSDIE
McCarver would love it because he is a freaky freak.
What kind of person would be proud to be called "The Freak"??
what do you mean, Czar?
that song was terrible
They do a thing where everybody in the starting lineup says a little tidbit about themselves (nickname, favorite player growing up, etc). The only ones to not say anything were Vlad and Bengie.
I am positive that is Jason Schmidt in that Southwest.com commercial.
Has Vlade ever learned to speak English? Wasn't that the thing with him when he was with Anahind?
I always hear that Vlad steadfastly refuses to learn English. Bengie's lack of words baffles me though.
(in James Carter voice)
Come on LEE
maybe he was eating a hamburger while they shot that?
and a ham
when will it come out that several more of these Giants were using HGH? The resurgence of Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell (especially after was cooked in Tampa) just seems suspicious to me
Rosenthal reminds me of Pee Wee Herman
Muy suspicious. But I will not be bitterly and blindly accuse them of trying to enhance their performance. Of course, if it comes out that they did, I will have a very schaden kind of freude.
Absolutley Spanky! I've been trying to figure out who he looks like!
Also, now that you mention, I agree with Karen. He is a real life Pee Wee Herman.
either way, check his palms before you shake his hand
And don't sit in front of him in a movie theatre.
O-dog would have had that
OK, folks, the Giants aren't going to win the World Series. But if, by some miracle, they do, the best course of action is to not give a shit. Giants fans will go insane if they try to hold this over us and our reaction is a collective "Yeah? And?".
The Reflex- Duran Duran
Nice snag, Cliff. That'll get ya an extra half a mill from New York.
nice catch
that looked like it was way by him
That's as close as we'll get to seeing a Dodger in the World Series.
Josh is right. We should just not give a damn if the unthinkable happens.
PeeWee Herman with long, dirty hair
HOLY SHIT! I can't stop laughing. WTF!
FUCK FRISCO AND HIPPIE HERMAN!
LOL. Nice one, Karen.
Epale Meanie!!
We've missed you around these parts!
MeanieBreanie Lives! HaHa
I've missed you guys too! It's good to be back.
'sup Meanie!
PeeWee hasn't given up a hit yet. Time for the Ranger bats to come alive
DIEGNATSDIE
Back in da hood everyone. Good to be back amongst the peeps.
For better or worse this blog has rubbed off. I found myself at an upscale restaurant with friends. We were having drinks and apps at the bar. This guy was sitting next to me for game 2. I was explaining MSB's, Oyster Pubes, UJTD, etc. I knew he thought I was crazy but apparently not, he was loving it and we were both rooting against those Gnats.
I see Timmah is throwing a no hit-no run
Giants fans your team won the world series?
Pssssh that is soooo 80s.
Suck on that, og kush.
Here we go. Score some runs!
No no-no for you fucker
Hello Meanie! how was new Orleans?
Back from the working world! Epale, boys and girls!
It worked Karina!!
Give the ball to Mike Hart DAMMIT.
Oh! Wrong thread.
Kill the stoner!!'
Epale MrC--Get comfy and let the HATE flow
Epale Mr. C, Congrats on kicking my ass :(
@Karina
Had a wonderful time. Spent a lot of time in the Uptown area, The Quarter and spent a night at a friends weekend house on the coast doing some fishing. It was a blast. What's new with you?
Come on Nellie
Hi, Karen! hate DefCon 3 in full effect!
Hey, MB.
It was Green-Ellis coming back to haunt you, you know.
Come on Texas, have some pride and show these assholes how we got here.
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DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
FF!
Mr. C, the story of my life. I would have never dropped him but a report was put out saying he was being moved to a backup role. That's why he was dropped. Then my hyped up players like the alleged rapist roll over and die.
(CRIES)
I think you and I should go kick the rapists in the bootay,Meanie. He did me wrong.
Annnd they get yet another break.
Epale, Mr C!
Meaniebreanie, I'm afraid I had a nice quiet weekend, I'm studying for my TOEFL.
Spank, I'm in. Let's take the alleged rapist out and while we're at it Joe Suck as well.....MB is feeling saucy and surly tonight.
Hi, K!
GIDP :~)
Well, doesn't hurt to say it twice, I guess!
MB
HaHa. Let's take care of the Pee Wee Hermans', too.
FUCK FRISCO AND HIPPIE HERMAN
FUCK YOU JOE SUCK
Spank, I will be happy to strangle him with his little bow tie.
I think Timmeh looks more like Pee-Wee's contemporary Emo Phillips
Wash yer hair, Timmeh!!!!
I have not heard of Emo Phillips in a long time. Timmeh can be like their bastard child.
Via TBLA:
Mr. and (future) Mrs. KKershaw.
http://mlb.mlb.com/social/hitpix/index.jsp?blast=joshual.mlb&page_num=0&photoid=4861
Way to redeem yourself, Cruz!
Holy crap, that was close!
How close was that to going out? (still at work so can't watch)
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Against the wall,Tiquan.
I guess your comments answer my question.
I'm going to donkey punch a nun if they keep playing .38 Special on this radio broadcast between innings.
@Dusty
I went all Steiner on it.
Too easy. Gotta get the Dirty Hippie out of there.
@ Mr C
Oh, do you want me to leave?
Capital D, Dusty. If I didn't specify, I'd have to join you un exile, as you well know.
Stop already!
Come on LEE . Don't fuck around Man
Hey, it's that guy Jon Heyman hates.
I am going to make sweet, sweet love to my 2 new running backs.
SIDDOWN PAT KNEECANCER!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I think it's time we prepare for the worst.
*heart sinks*
PEDS
PEDS
PEDS
PEDS
PEDS
PEDS
PEDS
PEDS
55!
Is it time to ask my doctor about nuedexta?
Is it time to ask my doctor about nuedexta?
It's as quiet as death in Arlington.
I'm hiding under my covers for the remainder of the game.
and thats why you never by any means necessary root for the Gints.
(love for baseball falls off)
NicJ speaks the truth.
Anybody have the words to that BoysIIMen song?
Do we throw up now or after the game?
Operation Total Fucking Indifference can begin tomorrow.
Right now I am livid.
It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday?
NUEDEXTA NUEDEXTA NUEDEXTA
(cries)
Motownphilly?
@Karen
yes.
Heckuva job, Cliffy.
@Karen
I'm throwing up now. Between the Longhorns, Cowboys, and the Rangers I'm about ready to leave the State.
(cries hysterically)
It's a good thing I have plenty of candy left from yesterday.
You're with me, Snickers.
@MB
There's…TCU, I guess.
(small comfort)
Mini-hooray for Cruz.
What the what? Hold the phone, kids.
Ya pa que? No one is on base IDIOT.
Broke the seal!
MrCzar--I'm hitting the Milky Way and Hersheys
MOAR RUNZ!
Need more.
Keep hating. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
Could we be on the brink of a Ranger Rally?
*saying a little prayer
Mr. C - small comfort is right.
@ Mlasf
You're like Sybill right now.
I want to eat these leftover Halloween cupcakes, but they're so depressingly orange.
Almost everything thatthe Rangers did bad, it's Washington's fault.
Free for all for my leftover candy. I'll go into a coma if I eat that shit.
Mr. C
You've currently got me at 121 to 101. Usually having more than 100 pts counts for a win.
(cries even more)
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DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL
Fuck, there goes my Bengie4MVP campaign.
WTF? Nolan's jacket has orange on it. That my friends is the kiss of death.
@karina
Except for the not hitting part, yes.
The gnats aren't winning this, the Rangers are giving it to them.
Yeah, that makes me feel better.
FUCK THE FREAK
NUEDEXTA NUEDEXTA NUEDEXTA
@MB
I've drawn some really strong weeks from my opponents this year. I've still got the most Points Against in the league by a fair bit. I've really had to pour on the points to win.
it has been a really long fall for FB:
The Dodgers sucked donkeyass.
My football teams, both real and fantasy, are a combined 4-27.
And now the VaGiants are about to win the World Series.
What next will happen to continue this misery?
Luckily the dodgers are too poor for Cliff Lee. That fool cant even beat the gints.
i call dibs on
www.BarryZitosUndeservedWorldSeriesRing.com
We got 6 outs to score 3 runs,Peeps. Can we do this? HELLS YEAH!
FOE FUCKS SAKE,RANGERS.SCORE!
The Rangers scored a run.
Clap clap clap clap.
the dodgers official twitter feed posting a picture of Kershaw watching game 5 isnt doing anything to help my rage.
Four outs away from Armageddon.
@FB - the misery is shared. It's time for Slivovitz shots.
@Mr. C - "I've really had to pour on the points to win". You're doing a damn good job of it.
@FB - the misery is shared. It's time for Slivovitz shots.
@Mr. C - "I've really had to pour on the points to win". You're doing a damn good job of it.
(cries)
@MB
when we've finished the bottle please clonk me over the head with it
Chocolate at the ready.
at least the McRib is back
@MB
Sorry, I won't rub it in. Your lads put up a good fight.
*crawls back under the covers*
I had the McRib for the first time in my life on Saturday. It was good, but not worth the hype.
@FB - it's a pact. We each down a bottle and then clonk each other over the head.
i've never had one, and i've had a decent share of MickeyDs in my life.
Maybe i will give it a try.
I have had only one Shamrock Shake
I'm giving thanks to the baseball gods that we are not having to witness this at phone booth park.
(whimpers and hugs blanky)
What kind of world did I bring my son into?
Fuck!
@Mr. C
I'm just giving you a hard time. I'm surly and it's coming out in a variety of ways.
I never have had a shamrock shake. Even though there's no actual mint in it I just am not attracted to the green and the clovers.
#lakerpride
I might try to kill myself by eating a mcrib.
The chances are 1 out of 2.
@MB that'll have to be a well-timed clonking
and please don't pussy-foot your clonking. I couldn't take it if you don't knock me out
@Paul did you recently pop out a kid?
Do you need a Knofe to eat a McRob?
The worst part of this is that it will only inspire Frank and Ned to pursue over-the-hill veterans.
Well, next to worst part. The whole Giants winning is pretty awful.
All I can say is having to watch the giants play a month after the Dodgers played their last game is hell.
No iPhone I don't want to capatilze hell so stop making it he'll!!!
@Paul
At least for him, it will be like a Bris. He won't remember the horror.
@Mr C - All he'll know is that a man with a funny beard made his daddy cringe.
@FB
Yeah a little boy. He is about a month and cries a lot. I assume it is because of this bullshit.
Cute kid.
This really sucks
it ain't over 'till it's over, ladies and gents. Having said, I'm looking forward for a Brian Wilson meltdown.
Fuck maybe I should get a McRib to try to cheer myself or up.... or give myself a heart attack.
Well, last night I had a stomach ache that lasted 'till this mid-morning. I have a stomach ache now,
:_(
^that
Nice work there, NA.
Nice work too, Press 2 for Espanol.
I don't like this much.
i hate you dodgers.
I wonder how many LAT writers will blame Broxton for this.
Media feed off.
I protest.
*scotches*
*spits*
*cries*
Hope you're happy, Josh!
[just Joshing you]
baseball is dead to me
Not like home field made a lick of difference, in the end.
Well fuck this fucking fuck.
Who else is crying?
THANKS A LOT JOSH!!!
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