I am on the lam this weekend so just in case I haven't received the final Mr. LA Sports Czar update, here's the quickie report from week 10:
Standings to date:
Scores from last week (Week 10):
Mr LA Sports Fan 109, Meanie Breanie 58
Dusty Baker 92, Mr. Customer 70
Steve Dittmore 113, Spanky 92
Jason M 109, Nic J 72
Paul 114, karina 97
East: Dusty Baker (8-2), Mr. Customer (5-5), Mr. LA Sports Fan (4-6), Jason (3-7), Nic J (3-7)
West: Steve Dittmore (8-2), Paul (6-4), karina (5-5), MeanieBreanie (4-6), Spanky (4-6)
Smack away in Week 11!
UPDATE: But wait, here's the detail:
MLASF 109 (4-6) - Meaniebreanie 56 (4-6): I get my third resounding victory in four weeks, this time pulling even with MB and just a game out of a playoff berth. 25 points from Roddy White and 24 from Maurice Jones-Drew helped give me a strong advantage. MB received 26 points from Ben Roethlisberger while Brandon Lloyd added 21, but the rest of her team combined for just 11 points.
Dusty Baker 92 (8-2) - Mr. Customer 70 (5-5): The battle of two highly potent offenses never materialized, but that was enough for Dusty, who clinches a share of the Eastern Division crown with his eighth win. Knowshon Moreno hauled 21 points for DB, and Mario Manningham added 15. Mr. C saw 20 points from Steven Jackson and 19 from Eli Manning go in vain.
Prof. Dittmore 113 (8-2) - Spanky 92 (4-6): The Professor gets his eighth win of the season while Spanky suffers his second straight loss. Mike Wallace, formerly owned by Spanky, brought 25 points in for P. Ditty; Andre Johnson added 20 and LeSean McCoy threw in 15. Chatsworth High product Matt Cassel dropped 32 for the Spankster, who lost despite attaining his second largest score so far.
Jason (3-7) 109 - NicJ 72 (3-7): The luck stops for Nic after his upset over Dusty as he suffers his seventh loss in eight games; meanwhile, Jason pulls out of the doldrums and stays in the race for the last playoff berth. 30 points for Dwayne Bowe led the way for Team Deltalina, while Joe Flacco snagged 19 points. Nic's top scorer was Detroit QB Shaun Hill with 14 points, followed by Percy Harvin and David Akers with 12 apiece.
Paul 113 (6-4) - Karina 97 (5-5): Paul laps Karina for second place in the Western Division thanks to his last second win. Michael Vick's 49 points MNF outburst saved the proud pappa from what looked like certain defeat. Frank Gore added 20 points for Paul. Karina received 24 points from David Garrard and 18 from Jamaal Charles, but it went for naught.
Week 11 features Nic and MLASF, Dusty and Prof. Dittmore, MB and Karina, Mr. C and Jason, and Paul and Spanky. Will it be DB to suffer his third loss, or will he hand the Professor defeat? Who will win the battle of the SoSG female contingency? Will Mr. C tie Paul for the first wild card berth? Find out only at SoSG Fantasy Football! Or, if you prefer, the pirated Chinese version, Football Dreams Between Steve Garvey's Offspring.It's hard to believe there's only three weeks left of the regular season. It seems like it was just yesterday we held the draft. Anywho, here's last week's action to get you caught up:
159 comments:
Hey, really sorry that we couldn't post yesterday. Lasorda sucks. Thanks for bearing with us.
I'm actually connected via gogo inflight right now. Pretty sweet.
Working on a Sunday. What's the opposite of sweet?
I believe the opposite of 'sweet!' is 'dude!'
Working on a Sunday sucks. Unless you're a football player or minister.
From MLBTR: "The Dodgers would like to add a veteran "who can step up and be vocal when times are tough." Cafardo speculates that A.J. Pierzynski, Juan Uribe, or Johnny Damon could be a good fit."
NOOOO!
Here's what's wrong with the above thinking: Instead of signing a veteran who can step up and be vocal when times are tough, why not sign someone who can step up and PLAY GOOD BASEBALL SO THERE ARE NO TOUGH TIMES?!
In honor of Orel, I will work on a sundae.
I for one welcome our new veteran overlords.
At least Cafardo suggests the Dodgers could pursue Marco Scutaro. Going against the grain that Ned's putting all of his stock into Theriot.
*SMACK*
Vince Young is a Beast.
Looks like I'll regret benching OchoCinco this week.
Should've taken my deal, Paul. F-Jax hangs ten in the first quarter.
Vikes turn one over. I'll alert the media.
Touchdown Peyton Hillis!
I am perfectly willing to trade Thomas Jones at this point.
And again.
Dan Fouts Sux.
J.J.!
Looks like I over thought my QB situation. Again.
This is not MJD's day.
C'mon Minnesota, It's over. just mail it in for the rest of the half.
Just like you did in the first half, actually.
SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THOMAS JONES FROM ME I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE
T.J.!!!
When was the last time Jones had that many points?
I think he had 17 a couple of weeks ago.
Picking up F-Jax and Keiland were the two smartest moves I've made so far, aside from drafting Roddy White when everyone passed him over.
Paul has been at 12 points for a long time. He is due for MegaPoints.
One of these days I'm going to put Holmes in there.
I had F-Jax for 3 weeks and he did not do anything. Well, he did keep my bench warm.
Epale Y'all!
MB is a happy camper with her Cowboys presently on top. Here's hoping for another win!
Here comes Paul.
Rusty Smith is now the QB for the Titans.
Huh.
Of course I drop Barber and he is having a decent game.
(cries)
Must be the reason why Randy Moss has 0 points. Nah, he is most likely taking a siesta.
Keller is the most useless backup ever. He's in double digits every time I bench him, but he's never had more than five if I play him.
Mr. C - your pain is shared. My guy is Santana Moss. He currently has 15 points. I have him on the bench. For some strange reason I thought it would be Mile Austin's week.
(sheds more tears)
I am going to bench Hines Ward from now on. Steelers have too many players sharing the ball and I am not getting mine.
Right now I have 18 points from Santonio Holmes, 17 points from Thomas Jones, and 15 points from Ryan Fitzpatrick sitting on the bench.
Whoever hired Dan Fouts as a color commentator should be fired. His voice is like nails scratching a chalkboard.
You were saying about Miles Austin?
I hope Austin make me eat my words. I still see Santana on my bench with 15 points. Miles has a bit of work to do :-)
Now it's 19 for Fitzpatrick.
^makes
Poor Karina, she left Greg Jennings' 33 points on the bench.
The Bills have a back named Jehuu Caulcrick? He could have a promising career as a railroad robber-barron.
60 Minutes getting it done.
I love my sistah Karina but her loss is my gain. This girl needs a break. Spank, you and I are tied at the bottom of the barrel in our division.
60 minutes is my curse.
Nobody better vulture MJD's TD.
Thanx for reminding me, Meanie. You are such a sweetheart.haha
Spank, at least you have company.
I need MB to win so Karina gets knocked down a notch.
(cries)
Mr. LASC, are those actual words of support? I will take them and run with them.
Bironas is a machine. The dude don't miss I tells ya.
Steelers defense is making up for the -7 crap they pulled last week.
That's right, MB. I want you to win.
Josh Freeman better have one helluva game.
Mr. LASC, you need to get on facebook if you are not already. There is a reason why. I believe Karina might have reached out to you.
I wish you had started Steve Johnson though.
(cries)
OMG, I just saw Steve Johnson. I had not noticed. He really rose to the occasion.
(cries uncontrollable sobs)
Johnson has 31 points. It's probably the most he has ever scored. Last week he only gave something like 3. I'm feeling extremely nauseous!
Meanie
I would be nauseous too.
I give. I've set up a facebook page. You win, Mark Zuckerberg.
(cries)
Big Ben doing me right and the Cowboys playing the way they should have been playing all season long.
Yipee!
Mr. LASC I am proud of you! Now look for me to connect (you know my real name) or the SoSG refugees.
Welcome to the world of social media.
Is that all it took for Mlasf to join FBook.
YES MJD
If I had started Ivy League I'd be at 100 with four guys still left to play.
Sonuvabitch, I'm gonna lose.
Let the wild LSD-induced delusions of a 9-7 season for Dallas begin.
The Fightin' Grossmans are falling apart.
I would drop acid every day if that would help my boys go 9-7 (just kidding).
Mr. C - I'm sorry. I know the feeling. IT BITES!
What are you worried about Mr.C. You still have BenJarvus left to play.
Rub it in Spank. I'm still smarting from dropping BenJarvus.
Hooray for garbage TD, F-Jax!
@Spank
Five minutes ago, I was down by 9. Now I'm down by 34.
Mr.C
Shit Happens, Bro.
No offense Mr. C, but I'll dance naked in the streets with salmon if Jason wins.
LASC - Salmon, schamon. Spanky can lend you a Sharktopus and you can snap a pic for your profile/avatar.
Just saw the final. Big Ben did me right with 34 points. I'm still mad at myself that I didn't start Johnson. I could have had a really super week. Oh well.
@MLASF
Better get that thing defrosted, because I'm in deep shit.
If Mlasf,MeanieBreanie and I were to win our games and Mr.C loses his,the final 2 weeks of the season will be very interesting. And it would probably get ugly.
I've still got a decent schedule, but my upcoming showdown with MLASF is looking more epic by the moment.
Indeed we are seeing some interesting scenario's.
No one touches my sharktopus. NO ONE!
No one on my team has had a point in over an hour. I obviously know nohing about football.
The Bucs make Ebonic Blount do all the work then they give Cadillac the TD touches.BASTARDS!
I'm hoping NE being up early means more catches for Wayne to play catch-up.
Drew Brees up in dis bish!
This is exactly why I don't play fantasy baseball. It drives me crazy, and I'd rather enjoy baseball.
Woodhead finally scored 1 measly point. My other RB is -8 yards.
DUIDB!
Wilkommen!
Welcome DB! What's the refreshment status today?
Reggie Wayne, you're my only hope. More of that please.
Refreshment status: Sam Adams Winter Lager on draught at the restaurant. Now that I'm home: Sam Adams Winter Lager in bottles.
I think DB needs to invest in Sam Adams stock.
I think Sam Adams needs to invest in me.
DB - it sounds like a very codependent relationship.
Paul,All our Wide Receivers Suck!
When Sam Adams fills out its taxes, it lists Dusty as a dependent.
I'm in love with Drew Brees! And the Seahawk D!
Sam Adams doing taxes? No! He would have thrown tea into the harbor and rebelled.
Real Baker household Sunday NFL conversation edition 436:
Mrs Dusty: Mark Sanchez hasn't aged a bit since he was at SC.
Dusty: He hasn't gotten any better, either.
Justin Forsett, you are worthless!
Keep throwing to Colston, Drew.
I LOVE YOU DANNY WOODHEAD!
Fucking Woodhead.
Heh. You said woodhead.
Yes, and your point? ;~)
Do it Brees. Give me one more.
My little MSB Woodhead is really starting to get some MOJO.
Manning got Favre'D
So did Brees.
Woodhead is a MSB. Totally true. Eckstein <> Woodhead
They may both be MSB's but Eckstein is in a league of his own. I love Woodhead. I can't say the same about the other.
Mr. C and Jason are tied at 89 each.
Ditty and Dusty are tied too
Did you just taunt me with an extraneous apostrophe, MB? How cold you? Here I was feeling good about Dallas and all.
DB - did you just say "how cold you" instead of how could you?
Garret Hartley missed a 27 yard field goal. Poor guy.
Speaking of cold, I just turned on our heater for the first time this "winter."
I miss southern California "winters." I can see the snow falling outside of my Seattle window.
Paul is going to need a miracle to beat me.Or Michael Vick.
And Paul begins the comeback.
I'll buy that for a dollar. It took "DK" the whole quarter to score a TD.
Burn that clock up. I don't need DK on the field.
Oh you had Jackson, Vick. Wide open and you overthrow him.
GodDamn! He got jacked on that hit.
Knofed in the robs.
I may have over exaggerated a bit on that comment.
Break his fucking neck Giants!
I can't believe I escaped!
Who is injured?
Some lil bitch they need to scrape off the field soon so they can resume the game. I ain't got all night.
Playing fantasy football means I just really don't enjoy watching. I just about broke my foot kicking the side of the fireplace a second ago.
I'm going to be 5-6 after this week while probably scoring the most points in the league so far.
Hey how come you're not up in our bish, Mr F?
I didn't think I'd be that interested, and 10 people signed up before me. I offered to play if y'all needed another player, but 10 people already signed up.
I wish you were in our bish not some other over there bish, Mr. F.
Aw, thanks Dusty.
That TD has got to hurt,Dusty.
I'm down by 2.5 now. I need yards. Fuck.
That TD hurt more than you could ever know.
Just got in trouble for taking fantasy football too seriously and yelling screaming and hitting the sofa pillow.
LESEAN!!!! EAGLES DEFENSE! 4 CLUTCH POINTS!
(cries)
Trash time interception, at least.
So MB, Spanky, Karina and I go to 5-6, Nic and Jason drop to 3-8, and Mr. C and Paul move to 6-5.
Just a game out of a playoff berth, and I play one of the holders of that berth next week.
For the next week, Mr. C and I are mortal enemies.
Barring a major* Denver offense collapse, I have scored my first division win. Playoffs?! Playoffs?! Alls Y'alls have the firepower to get there. All I have is luck. And OchoCinco.
*MAJOR
@MLASC
So be it. Your lot has been on quite a roll. Hopefully I'll have Gates back to give you a run for it, though.
The Bills and Cowboys are going to be in the Super Bowl!
I just noticed that this next week I'm up against Spanky. This could get ugly.
*shudders*
Say your prayers Meanie. For the both of us.
Just noted Spanky's "Playoffs?! Playoffs?!" reference. Nice.
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