Monday, November 01, 2010

Dodger Fans Are Miserable, But At Least Rihanna Is Smiling From The Inside

Our club is a mess with no hope in the immediate future, and our hated rival is about to win its first World Series. But hey, Matt Kemp makes Rihanna happy!

Romantically, she is blissfully happy in a relationship with her Los Angeles Dodgers boyfriend Matt Kemp.

Rihanna is genuinely giddy this time around, she reveals in a cover story in the December 2010 issue of Marie Claire UK. Access Hollywood reported that she told the magazine, "I feel like I smile for real this time. The smiles come from inside, and it exudes in everything I do. People feel my energy is different. When I smile they can tell that it's pure bliss and not just a cover up."

At least, even in the darkest of times in Chavez Ravine, I can take solace in Rihanna's happiness.

(cries)

15 comments:

Josh S. said...

WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS, MATTHEW?!

Dusty Baker said...

Stay classy, SF:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/29/giants-fans-brawl-in-mcdo_n_776290.html

Mr. Customer said...

At least SOMEBODY is happy.

(cries)

MR. F said...

(cries)

MR. F said...

Having a crush on a girl with a boyfriend really sucks.

(cries)

Dusty Baker said...

Good thing the FDA just approved a new medication for uncontrollable crying:

"Avanir Drug Nuedexta Wins FDA Approval for Uncontrolled Laughing, Crying
By Rob Waters - Oct 29, 2010
Avanir Pharmaceuticals Inc. won U.S. approval for a drug that curbs bouts of uncontrolled laughing or crying in patients with neurological disorders, regulators said. Shares more than doubled in extended trading.

The medicine, Nuedexta, is the first approved to treat patients with multiple sclerosis or Lou Gehrig’s disease who develop symptoms known as pseudobulbar affect that causes loss of emotional control, the Food and Drug Administration said in a statement. Avanir, which has no other products on the market, plans to begin selling the drug in the first three months of 2011, the Aliso Viejo, California, company said in a statement." [Bloomberg]

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

When is Kemp going to get with a woman who can improve his skill, like Kate Hudson?

Fred's Brim said...

What about (cries)

[Bloombergs]

rbnlaw said...

Let me attempt some karina-ish optimism to cheer us all up.
Posey, Bumgardner, Timmah, Sanchez, and Cain are all in their 20's. We only have to put up with them for about 10 more seasons, then the Dodgers can dominate once again.

(cries) (reaches for the Nuedexta)

Spanky said...

I suddenly have the urge to watch Woody Woodpecker cartoons.


(cries)


*walks into moving traffic*

MR. F said...

My fantasy teams (football and basketball) both suck =(.

MR. F said...

(cries)

Dusty Baker said...

I've come to grips with a Gnats WS win.



(lies)

MR. F said...

I cling to the belief that this will be the most epic soul-crushing sports defeat that San Francisco experiences, yet.

(sighs)

rbnlaw said...

Can't wait to see Timmah hug Bud on the platform.

(dies. . a little inside)