Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Wednesday Notes, Hangover Edition

58 comments:

MR. F said...

UGH I still feel hungover.

rbnlaw said...

Come home, Davy Lopes.

Neeebs said...

I concede the election.

Oh, I am also firing PAUL as my campaign manager. What the hell was I thinking. Jolly Rancher tax. Stupid idea. I should have campaigned on taking all of McCourt's money and funding a monorail.

rbnlaw said...

I watched the video of the SF lunacy, and I have two observations:

1. Idiots don't have enough sense to shed the bright orange shirts.
2. No burning mattresses.

Dutchbags, say I!

Josh S. said...

Did we sign Cliff Lee and Carl Crawford yet?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

It was a brave platform, Neeebs. But California just isn't ready for that kind of outside-the-box thinking.

MR. F said...

Apologies again, MRLASC. I did not mean to overreact yesterday.

Hong Like a Chih Kuo said...

So many reasons to not like today.

There's a parade going on in SF and its not for the gays, or vegans, or stoners.

Its November 3rd and its 100 degrees in the I.E.

I have to put together an Ikea bookshelf when I get home.

Mrs. Kuo is going to make me go to the gym tonight and I don't wanna.

Weed isn't legal yet.

On the bright side, there's still some Halloween Kit Kats at the house.

Fred's Brim said...

*kicks that drunken dog*

Josh S. said...

"I have to put together an Ikea bookshelf when I get home."

Shit, man, that trumps all. May the deity of your choosing have mercy on your soul.

Hong Like a Chih Kuo said...

Whoever Allen is, Ima punch him in the balls for inventing the world's most shitty wrench.

"Hmmm... how can I invent a tool that will give someone a hand cramp within 2 min of using it?"

MR. F said...

=(

Don't get carpal tunnel HLaCK. It's a bitch.

rbnlaw said...

I often drive through the Carpool Tunnel.

MR. F said...

My co-worker just came back from the giants parade.

FUCK.

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

Fred's Brim said...

set his ass on FIRE!

Fred's Brim said...

what'll be awesome is that this World Series will be forgotten by most in a few days

Josh S. said...

SF banning Happy Meals is already a bigger story than the Jints winning their first West Coast title.

Dusty Baker said...

How did you know I was hungover today?

rbnlaw said...

Marseilles is on fire.

Metaphorically speaking; nothing like Frisco or the Lakeview District.

Mr. Customer said...

7-Nil? Jaysus!

Meanwhile, Karina's boys just drew even.

rbnlaw said...

C'mon Milan!

The Gunners have gone flat. . .as expected.

Mr. Customer said...

@rbnlaw

I was about to serve up a snide remark, but they tell me that people in glass houses probably shouldn't throw stones

Paul said...
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Mr. Customer said...

...and there's a lead. Suck it, Cristiano!

rbnlaw said...

Milan up on Real!
A bright spot on an otherwise dismal day for this Gunners fan.

Paul said...

@Neeebs

I would have got you elected if would have stopped asking women if they would like to suck on a rancher for a
small fee!

Also I need your input and approval on the flaming menudos new kids fan club "the little flamers".

@everyone

I hate this day. It also reminded that I need to downsize on facebook. Why am I friends with people who I don't talk to and just annoy me with their stupid giant fan status updates.

rbnlaw said...

Mr. C,
Hey, no one seriously thought Liverpool would stay in the relegation zone, did they?

Meanwhile, my Gunners are as confounding as ever.

Mr. Customer said...

No, but they're certainly still well within the "suck" zone. The last few matches have been an improvement, though.

Paul said...

Belter declined the Sox option. He is officially injury prone again!

Mr. Customer said...

Gah, equalizer in stoppage time!

Mr. Customer said...

Damn, they got out with a point.

Mr. Customer said...

Nice find on the LA Observed Article, GNF. The epilogue was a timely reminder that I don't really care what the Dodger's payroll is, I care whether they win or not.

Spanky said...

Not much more to do
Not much more to say
Just thought I'd let Y'all know
I've still gots the hateHateHates

Neeebs said...

@Paul:

Little Flamers it is!!!!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Y'know, we still never found out who the PTBNL is for the Dotel trade.

Josh S. said...

I'm guessing the player will end up being Cole Hardcash.

Josh S. said...

"A transaction including a player to be named later must be completed within six months. The player may not be an active Major League player during the interval between the trade and the date the player is named. As a result, most players to be named later are minor leaguers.

At the time of a trade, clubs sometimes agree on a list of players from which the player to be named will be selected. They also may agree on an amount of money to be exchanged in lieu of a player."

Source

MR. F said...

How long has it been?

Mr. Customer said...

The Bucs should be paying us for taking that walk machine off their hands.

Josh S. said...

About a month and a half, Mr. F.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

__________________________

Laker thread.

MR. F said...

The nice thing about the Lakers being good is a lot of their games are nationally televised, even on weekdays.

ie, I can watch them.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Sac games aren't in your market, Mr F? Or are the Warriors the team?

MR. F said...

I'm in Warriors town. I think you have to be pretty far East to get to the Sac area. And that's usually a good thing.

Spanky said...

WTF is wrong with Lakers. Barely a 4 point lead towards the end of the half. And against the Queens.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Those second of back-to-back games are tough.

Dusty Baker said...

Nice way to end the half for the Lakers, though. We got this.

MR. F said...

Kobe is playing easy. I love it.

Mr. Customer said...

This just in, the Lakers are pretty decent this year.

Dusty Baker said...

Whupped them queens. Did Fish take that gamenover at the end or what?

Fred's Brim said...

*kicks dog again*

umm guys, he ain't moving.
Is anybody here a vet?
Mr C, you know doggie CPR, right?

Dusty Baker said...

Stop the presses! I agree with Plaschke today re: Lopes.

Josh S. said...

Where can I go for a Scott Podsednik decision countdown clock?

Josh S. said...

SCOTTY SAID NO!

(faints)

MR. F said...

O rly?

Josh S. said...

Yes, he said no.
No, I didn't faint.

MR. F said...

This kind of news deserves its own post.

MR. F said...

Also, Orel spelled Jon Weisman wrong.

I was hungover yesterday so I never noticed.