Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Game 67 Thread: Jun. 15 @ DBacks, 12:30p


Clayton Kershaw (9-1, 1.52) vs. Patrick "Not Baron" Corbin (3-5, 4.81)

Lunch baseball! Lunch baseball on Kershaw Day! Grab yourself a bite*, take a looooonnng lunch break, and watch (well, uh, listen to?) the best pitcher in baseball do his thing.

Wait, what's that?

Oh.

Yeah.

So...

Hey, at least the offense woke up last night! That's something, right?

*But not Subway. C'mon, Clay, that's just gross.

13 comments:

Hideo Nomo said...

Hernandez LF
Turner 3B
Seager SS
Thompson CF
Gonzalez 1B
Kendrick 2B
Van Slyke RF
Ellis C
Kershaw P

spank said...

i used to live off the Subway sub melts back in 2000-2001 which is why i have such a svelte physique.

Steve Sax said...

Hopefully not like Jared

Pride of Dong said...

Downside of new job, I'm south of Kingsburg, which means, I'm in the black out zone. I mean really, do they expect people north of Bakersfield to travel 2 hours to a game, if it's home?

karen said...

KeyKay shaved his head?!!?

spank said...

just noticed Joc is not playing today. great managerial move Roberts. we don't need runs. fucking idiot.

spank said...

DAVE ROBERTS IS A GENIUS!

Pride of Dong said...

we are some salty morose MFers today!

Hideo Nomo said...

WHAT, NO SVS LOVE?!

spank said...

we're a tough crowd today,Gnomes.

spank said...

that was an odd situation for Kershaw to be taken out of the game. after his 11th strike out. must be the infamous pitch count. 104 pitches.

Pride of Dong said...

Just Keep Repeating: "DAVE ROBERTS IS A GENIUS!" "DAVE ROBERTS IS A GENIUS!""DAVE ROBERTS IS A GENIUS!" "DAVE ROBERTS IS A GENIUS!" "DAVE ROBERTS IS A GENIUS!" "DAVE ROBERTS IS A GENIUS!"

Fred's Brim said...

Yay winz!
Who's ready to split a series with the Brewers?!