Monday, June 13, 2016

Game 65 Thread: Jun. 13 @ DBacks, 6:40p


Original image by @ThkBleu, expert Photoshop by me.

Mike Bolsinger (1-3, 5.75) vs. Zack Greinke (8-3, 3.84)

After a disastrous trip to SF (which I blissfully mostly missed, thanks to being on my own trip to Vegas), the Dodgers run up against their old friend and resident odd duck, Zack Greinke.

Hopefully they didn't wash their hands after pooping. I hear that drives him crazy.

27 comments:

spank said...

Utley 2B
Seager SS
Turner 3B
Gonzalez 1B
Thompson RF
Pederson CF
Grandal C
Van Slyke LF
Bolsinger P

Orel said...

Dodgers 1-0! Unfortunately that will be the sum total of their scoring tonight.

Steve Sax said...

1-1 already

spank said...

good game 5 of NBA finals

spank said...

2-1 Greinke's with the shitty uniforms.

Steve Sax said...

And, we're already losing.

Orel said...

Blowsinger

Steve Sax said...

Still losing, 3-2 mid 6

Steve Sax said...

whoops, make that top 6

Steve Sax said...

okay, now make that mid-6. Van Slyke pops to second, with a runner on third.

We can't score with this lineup.

spank said...

we're losing but Dave Roberts is happy. what a guy.

Steve Sax said...

Greinke is keeping us down

spank said...

Joc Pederson is the new Pete Reiser. i just hope he doesn't kill himself in centerfield.

Steve Sax said...

3-2 AZ through seven

Giants and Brewers tied at four

Steve Sax said...

new pitcher for snakes. any better result?

a-gon pops out

spank said...

i figured it out. them D-bags unis look like the football Cardinals unis.

spank said...

Joc walks. 2 on one out. Gandalf up.

spank said...

dude walks the bases loaded.

spank said...

fucking KeyKay. just make contact.fuck the homerun,mutt.

spank said...

idiot strikes out in 3 pitches.

spank said...

Kendrick Lamaar Latrell up.

Steve Sax said...

Bases loaded, one out. Kike fans, and then Kendrick (a .224 BA in the leadoff spot) makes the third out. Yeah, that's good.

3-2 AZ through 7.5

spank said...

diving catch by D-bag centerfielder kills the inning. i hate this fucking Dodgers team.

Steve Sax said...

SF takes the lead. this day is going from hope to despair pretty quickly

Steve Sax said...

we're going to be out of it by the all-star game

Steve Sax said...

And, it's over.

And the Giants are going to win as well.

Steve Sax said...

That's a damn good photoshop gnomes