Clayton Kershaw (9-1, 1.52) vs. Patrick "Not Baron" Corbin (3-5, 4.81)
Lunch baseball! Lunch baseball on Kershaw Day! Grab yourself a bite*, take a looooonnng lunch break, and watch (well, uh, listen to?) the best pitcher in baseball do his thing.
Wait, what's that?
Hey, at least the offense woke up last night! That's something, right?
*But not Subway. C'mon, Clay, that's just gross.