Our own Dusty Baker's Toothpick, my second cousin once removed, summed it up nicely tonight:
"...our offense sucks big donkey [redacted]...Tijuana style..."Although Ryu got off to a shaky start, he righted the ship and pitched a jewel, only for the Dodgers' noffense to shit the bed. Clinging to a one-run lead thanks to a Carl Crawford RBI, the bullpen collapsed under the weight of Brian Wilson's new, modified beard, allowing a solo Seth Smith home run and some Chris Denorfia RBIs.
I don't begrudge anyone their home opener, but...yeah, I do. I wanted this one. The team has an off day tomorrow to think about what is and what should have been.