Sunday, March 30, 2014

Post-Game 3 Thread: See You in TJ

Padres 3, Dodgers 1

Our own Dusty Baker's Toothpick, my second cousin once removed, summed it up nicely tonight:
"...our offense sucks big donkey [redacted]...Tijuana style..."
Although Ryu got off to a shaky start, he righted the ship and pitched a jewel, only for the Dodgers' noffense to shit the bed. Clinging to a one-run lead thanks to a Carl Crawford RBI, the bullpen collapsed under the weight of Brian Wilson's new, modified beard, allowing a solo Seth Smith home run and some Chris Denorfia RBIs.

I don't begrudge anyone their home opener, but...yeah, I do. I wanted this one. The team has an off day tomorrow to think about what is and what should have been.

4 comments:

#ineedmydelino said...

You sit there and think about what you did

Steve Sax said...

Agree with you DB. When we've got one run going to the eighth, we are in trouble. Dee and his stupid non-productive bunting in the eight hole means we cede two outs at the bottom of the lineup.

Dusty Baker said...

How Dee has not learned to bunt after all these years is beyond me.

BJ Killeen said...

The bigger question is Dee is hitting well. Why make him bunt? That's a dumb donnie call..