(Actually, I had a really tough week at work too--but hey, if there was a week to hibernate, I figured this was probably it.)
Mr. LA SF is also underneath a table somewhere, so let me give a quick recap of last week's efforts:
Spanky 72, Neeebs' Mom 54
Mr. Customer 129, Meanie Breanie 103
Steve Dittmore 66, Mr. LA SF 53
Dusty Baker 122, Karina 68
Paul 82, Nic J 44
Today gives us an extra hour of smacktalking. Fire up, people!
UPDATE 9:16a: Now with more Mr LA SF content!
Prof. Dittmore 66 (6-2) - MLASF 53 (2-6): The Professor takes advantage of my B-team (I had five players on byes) thanks to a late rally by Andre Johnson's 16 points in Monday Night Football. I had 14 points from both Ryan Fitzpatrick and Maurice Jones-Drew go for naught.
Spanky 72 (4-4) - Jason 54 (2-6): The Spankster moves back to .500 thanks to 22 points from rookie LaGarrette Blount and 15 points from the Rams' defense. Chris Johnson hauled 13 points for Jason, but no other player could reach double figures.
Mr. Customer 129 (4-4) - Meaniebreanie 103 (3-5): Mr. C gets his revenge from his juggernaut opening week loss thanks to a staggering seven double-digit showings. BenJarvus Green-Ellis led the way with 24 points, and Antonio Gates followed with 18. MB saw Brandon Lloyd snag 22 points and Terrell Owens add 18 to the mix, but it wasn't enough.
Dusty Baker 122 (7-1) - Karina 68 (5-3): In a battle of the top seeds, Dusty cam out on top. Arian Foster took 22 points in for DB, and Peyton Manning added 18. Jamaal Charles gave Karina 23 points, and Adrian Peterson took 20, but no other player had double-digits.
Paul 82 (5-3) - NicJ 54 (2-6): Nic can't catch a break, suffering his sixth straight loss, while Paul continues his drive for first in the western division. A monster 28 point outburst from Calvin Johnson propelled the new father, while Philip Rivers added 18 points. Tom Brady's 13 points and Percy Harvin's 12 were the crux of Nic's offense.
Week 9 gets Jason vs. MLASF, Spanky vs. Mr C, Paul vs. MB, Nic vs. Dusty, and Karina vs. Ditty. Hopefully, we can answer that immortal question, "If there's no baseball being played, does SoSG make a sound?"Baseball is over, and there's not much left to talk about. So let's talk about football! Because why not!
267 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 267 of 267@rbnlaw hmmmmmmm, I wonder what Dusty has to say about it
the galaxy is winning 2-0 at the half.
if anyone cares.
@rbnlaw
Thanks. I did see the ghost of Alan Shearer was in effect today. Cats and dogs living together in the premiership, I tells ya.
AJAX!
@NicJ not yet ;)
There's my Touchdown.
@karina
I did send him some good-natured trash talk, and he was characteristically gracious. Chelsea's got a ways to go before they have to sweat their position in the table.
I'll be damned, this is gonna be close.
Come on Cowboys. Don't go down like chumps.
I am going to killKillKILL your Cowboys,Meanie.
Spank
You are not alone. Judging by some comments from FB friends they are going to face a lynching mob back in Dallas.
Cowboys have given me just 2 lousy points. That's an all time low.
THEY SUCK!
a couple of things:
earlier today, I saw footage of a very young (and handsome,I've got to say) Steve Sax and my heart just imploded of pure love. I guess it was nostalgia...in that times they wouldn't have allowed you know who do you know what.
(sighs)
on the other hand, you know how the Phillies got Victorino?because he had a great season with Aguilas and he wasn't protected. The Dodgers should get Mastroianni and forget Pods. Mr. Colletti, you should get yourself on a plane and see him playing.
just sayin'
Mr.Cs' Packers D has all your points.
Listen. Just listen. You hear that?
That's the sound of Wade Phillips getting fired.
LASC
Let's hope so.
Just score one more touchdown Dallas. That is all I am asking for.
Unbelievable, too many men on the field. Dallas keeps sinking to new lows.
Too bad DB is nowhere to be found.
The EPL is resembling the NFL with its parity these days.
Moar beer!
Another touchdown missed by a player of mine.
Say, how're mah 'Boyz doin'? The Packers ain't shit.
[/sarcasm]
I'm gonna lose again for the third time in a row
(cries)
Congrats Mr.C.
*hangs head in defeat and in disgust of Kitna
im about to break my 6 game losing streak.
Karina
You are not alone. I'm right with ya sista. What's sad is that my record is still better than the Cowboys.
HaHa. MeanieBreanie is in the name changing business. Welcome.
@Meaniebreanie I'm with you on this.
Why do I feel like it's 9:00?
Damn ESPN filters wouldn't let me word it the way I wanted. And they don't take symbols.
@#$%^*!
I don't know why Bill Cowher would want to be part of this mess.
I feel the need for a stiff drink. Who's with me?
Meanie
You gotta be slick to get it by. There are ways. Word it different.
Hey, I just saw karina's post about (the real) Steve Sax.
Someday, I'll tell you the story of a friend of mine (female) who had a "rendezvous" with Mr. Sax on the way to San Diego.
Spank
I tried a number of ways. That was the only one I could get to work.
@LASC
It's going to take a LOT OF MONEY to convince ANYONE to take it on.
(cries)
@RB
Are you saying we have an imposter? Oh crush a girl even more.
@rbnlaw hahahahaha though we all could agree that professional athletes are very prone to womanizing ways and ball players get top marks on that ;)
specially if they are good-looking successful big leaguers
I want to hug you, sistah
Thanks Karina. I could use a hug. A big one right back at ya!
RB
You're a tease. Do tell!
damn, Lakers schooling the Blazers.
Brandon Roy only has eight points.
steve blake is throwing passes of the backboard.
I couldn't even get a field goal out of these mutts.
The boys scored a whopping 5 points for the T&A Deflators.
(cries)
They scored 18 for the Grossman.
Thanx Cowboys!
i got a booming 14 points out of Dez Bryant.
Which i used to defeat the 1st place Stat Lickers of Los Angeles.
Dusty has had two bizarre losses.
If I lose, it's the Redskins fault and my fault to trust them
(cries)
I tend to bring down my opponent to my level. Except when I play P.Ditty who I also happen to play next week.
Frank McCourt was going to do this Undercover Boss thing, but the network executives thought six bodyguards surrounding a stadium usher would be a dead giveaway.
well that and the fact that he wasnt going to get paid for the usher work
If it were Frank, he'd have taken those hot dogs out of the trash and sold them again.
Even with a disclaimer and self imposed "censorship" my shit sounds messed up.But I have to say in simpler, more "politically correct" terms:
I did not know Peyton Hillis is caucasian.
It blew my mind when I found out.SERIOUSLY.
Peyton Hillis is Caucasian?
Good god, the Packers D keeps scoring even when the game has been over for hours.
8 were the first fumble recovery/touchdown, I believe.
I didn't see it but I think you mentioned something about it in a comment yesterday.
In other news: Austin Collie was sitting upright.
Here's the 411 on Mr.Cs' twentyfuckingeight point Packers D:
TD,2INT,2FR,7PA and who knows how many sacks.
Basically they kicked the Cowboys and mine collective ass.
One last time: Thanx Cowboys!
Epale Y'all
Are you ready for some Monday night football?
Epale MB! I guess nobody was ready for Monday Night Football =(.
I really want to put a red cape on Meanies' dog. PLEASE! Let Me!
Somebody wake me up at 6a.m.
*takes a MegaShot of Sunny Brook then "acquires" and burns neighbors 49ers flag
MB, I guess you and every other C'boys fan got their wish. And Garrett's been waiting in the wings for a while now, so hopefully the change will be good.
I know they have a game lead, but who will end up with the worse record, the Bills or Cowboys?
FB - Phillips firing is something that should have happened some time ago. Jones had to make the change. The city was about to lynch him and the entire team.
While Garrett is well liked and respected in Dallas, many including myself don't see him as head coach material(yet). I'm hoping he delivers a pleasant surprise. If the Cowboys improve this season it will come from some major attitude and play adjustment. It starts from within the players themselves. I want the team to improve but I wouldn't be shocked if the Bills fare better.
(cries)
I'm heading to Dallas for several days. I'm curious what the local media has to say, Dale Hansen in particular.
Spank
You can put a red cape on my dog under two conditions:
1)you catch her
2) if you can actually get the thing on her
GOOD LUCK!
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