Every year the media makes a hub-bub about Student-Athletes. Big frickin' deal. After all, I've never added anything to my food that sounds even remotely like 'Tebow'. In my book, it's the Condiment-Athletes who are our nation's true role models.
So please help SoSG select 2008's Condiment-Athlete of the Year among the following candidates who have set an admirable example in gracefully balancing the demands of both a professional sports career and a flavor-enhancing table spice name:
Have a Happy New Year!