Tonight on ESPN News, I watched in awe as Steve Phillips took his analytical tools to insightfully break down the Dodgers' open needs for 2008:
- Add Miguel Cabrera or Alex Rodriguez at third base.
- Shift Juan Pierre to left and add Andruw Jones or Torii Hunter in center field.
- Add Johan Santana to the starting rotation.
Wait, is that all we have to do? F'n brilliant! Or to paraphrase Samuel L. Jackson, "You bringing A-Rod, Hunter, and Santana? Shit, that's all you had to say!"
In other news, apparently there is still hope for me to become a talking head on ESPN News.