Friday, April 22, 2016

Game 17 Thread: Apr. 22 @ Rox, 5:30p

Scott Kazmir (1-1, 6.43) vs. Jon Gray (0-2, 5.53).

Things that don't mix: Water and oil. Narwhals and beach balls. Scott Kazmir and Coors Field? In reality, he's only pitched there once, giving up 3 ER in 6 innings while with the Rays. But in my head, I'm thinking things could get ugly out there, folks — what with the Rockies' rookie phenom Trevor Story, who's tied with Bryce Harper for the most homers in the majors at 8. Let's hope this is where the Story ends.

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35 comments:

Hideo Nomo said...

Utley 2B
Seager SS
Turner 3B
Gonzalez 1B
Puig RF
Grandal C
Kendrick LF
Pederson CF
Kazmir P

Cliff Beefpile said...

Oh God. Kazmir at Coors! I'm not sure I have the stomach...

karen said...

Favorite memory... teaching my 3 year old daughter to sing Purple Rain at the top of her lungs...and yes, she totally rocked it!!

Rest in Peace Purple One...You'll be surly missed.

Steve Sax said...

Kazmir is the beach ball

karen said...

I'm afraid Cashmere's so called pitches will come to home plate looking like beach balls to the Rox offense...

Better break out the crack pipe.

karen said...

Chutley opens with a triple...I'm falling in love.

karen said...

...and Corey goes yard!! 2-0 on 5 pitches

karen said...

A-GONE!!!! Cargo didn't even move, just turned and watched it. 3-0 Good.

karen said...

Cashmere being Cashmere in the 2nd...holding my breath...

karen said...

and Cashmere juices the bases...

karen said...

3-1 going to 3. C'mere at 46 pitches after 2.

karen said...

3-2 Blue in 4th with no out...

I hear fucking footsteps...

karen said...

All tied up...what a surprise.

Wicks said...

Kazmir is trash...

karen said...

My bad...it's 4-3 we don't even warrant a tie at this point.

karen said...

A-gon with the 2 run RBI...5-4 To the Good...

karen said...

YASIEL!!!! C'mere tries to give the lead back and Yasiel throws Rox dude out at third from the warning track...not even close. WOW!!! Spectacular!!!

karen said...

Guys in the booth putting that throw in the Willie Mays, Roberto Clemente category. One of the best ever.

karen said...

C'mere out, Baez in to start the 6th.

Steve Sax said...

5-4 LA

karen said...

Tied again. Rox have man on 3rd with 2 out in 7th.

karen said...

Yimi coming out with a injury.

Steve Sax said...

Now 5-5

karen said...

Lipitor in. 2 out. Man on 3rd, Inherits 2-1 count.

karen said...

Lipitor gets the K. 5-5.

Alex Cora said...

My cholesterol is holding steady with a dose of Lipitor

karen said...

tummy queasy...

Cliff Beefpile said...

That's about all she wrote for the Kings, ladies and gents. Now it's time to watch the Dodgers disappoint.

karen said...

Sorry for your Kings Cliffy...but come join our miserable little group here!!!

Cliff Beefpile said...

Right on cue.

karen said...

^yep

Alex Cora said...

Dammit hatcher.

karen said...

Nite all...

Cliff Beefpile said...

Le sigh. G'night all.

Dusty Baker said...

Hatcher gonna Hatch.