Clayton Kershaw (0-0, -.--) vs. Tyson Ross (0-0, -.--).
It's time for Dodger baseball! FINALLY!!!
With Dave Roberts at the helm in his managerial debut, the Dodgers go absolutely crazy and start Clayton Kershaw, who has started the last five opening days (hilariously, Kershaw took over for Vicente Padilla after the Battletoad started in 2010, and lost to Pittsburgh 11-5). The Dodgers have won all five of Kershaw's Opening Day starts, dating back to 2011.
I figure Roberts will probably have some nostalgia returning to Petco Park, where he was bench coach for the last two seasons. However, there's no time like the present for us to defend our third-straight NL West title. Let's get to it.
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Is my memory correct in that Vinny is doing this game? I'm off at 4 and hope to hear him on my drive home.
Dusty up in dis bish!
MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY!!!
(Original) Orel saying that after Kid K the 2-5 pitchers may need to be platooned.
Oh yeah, it's time for Dodger Baseball!!
@Q7...Vin up in dis bish!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB_nWFmHVNA
too cool Spank!!!
Hedley
Of course I get a phone call right before I'm supposed to leave. Ugh!
In my office, Vinny!!!
no Vinny here in San Diego land but i have 2 options for my rants...Dick Enberg and Padres crew or the ESPN dumbasses with the exception of Jessica Mendoza. she's awesomeness
Fuck you Dick Enberg!
Here! Not a robot!
Utley's a noted speedster, dontcha know.
Could have done without Chutley being the first Dodger to appear this season.
Hurr durr beat el lay!
I gotta say, I don't hate these new madres uniforms.
Utley gets on with a leadoff double!
doble for Mutley!
I'll still take it, though
On the recliner listening to Vin! Thanks unlocator and mlb.tv. Screw you TWC!
ROY drives in the first run! Eat mah shit, San Diego!
Boys open with back to back doubles!! 1-0 Blue...
Glad to "see" all you guys here! Happy Opening Day, SoSGes!
The butter and egg man up to try to get something done early.
Dusty with this seasons first Vinnyism.
This is fun!
2-0 Blue!
A lead for Kid K! I love it!
Man, do I want to see Puig step up this season. Not a great first at-bat though. Oh well, Kid K time.
I want some butter and eggs now
Kid starts with a K!!
Shadows!!!
Everybody sit down and be quiet...Mattys up!!!!
*whimpers*
well that half inning was uneventful. the way i likes it.
HAVE NO FEAR - DELINO IS HERE!
Peace, love and blue!
How was everyone's winter vacas?
I had this strange dream that the Mets made it to the series then gave every game away.
Spanky...I just threw a rock at you...let me know when it gets there.
love Kruk in the studio. now i don't have to hear his bullshit during games.
still waiting Karen.
booze flowing nicely. wish y'all were here with me because i may need someone to get me more later.
Kershaw on his game
Hello to the GT and glad to see all of you back in action. Makes me think about a post I need to make...
Hey it sounds like there are more Dodger fans than Padre fans at Petco Park. I've got the game live on the ESPN feed...
but the shadows? Seager can give less fucks.
UTLEY IS SO FUCKING SLOW
Look at old-ass Buttley getting on base like an actual lead-off man. Aaaaaand right as I typed that he gets gunned down at the plate.
If Utley had done a slide outside the baseline, he probably would have scored
Turner is shaking his head, knowing he was robbed of an RBI.
At least A-Gon gets Turner for a RBI.
If Woody had gone to the police, this would never have happened
AGon says, "No matter!" 3-0 Dodgers.
Enberg and Co. crying foul over Mutley's slide. whatevs
come on Puig you little bitch. do something
Yeah woody reference!
Puig with a walk. Two on, two out.
Crawford up there, hacking like a fucking idiot
...just like last year
Crawford grounds to short. Thanks, Carl!
3-0 LA
Who is third base coach
Tyson Ross is in mid 50s on pitches after 3 innings. We need to pounce the next inning.
still waiting,Karen.
NOIOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Still waiting Spank? See, I knew I was ready for the number 5 spot!
This is a good start. Happy Kershaw day!
Ajellis needs to retire.
i think you can be a number 3 karen. maybe even 2.
sit the fuck down Matty!
Cant have Kemp without the K.
goddamn that was a nasty curve. pinchi Kershaw.
i'm hard for Kershaw right now
KKKKKKKershaw!
Don't rub Yasiel...
Puig takes a Tyler Ross fastball off the elbow and runs to first. Ethier foul tips a ball off his shin and well...you know the rest. Culero.
YungJoc brings in number 4!!!
holy shit! Pederson with the rbi double. who knew he'd hit the ball this season.
6-0 Blue!!!
holy shit! Ajellis with a 2rbi single. who knew he'd hit the ball this season.
KERSHAW! 7-nil
Nothing like hearing the madre faithful boo their team on Opening Day!!
PLAYOFFS
my addition is wrong
now i'm right. 7-0
i heart Matt Kemp
Bad call ump!!!
8-0!!! Came back to a great result
My dad told me a story once about an Opening Day at Wrigley. There was an older Cubby fan sitting in the bleachers with a sign that said 'Wait til next Year'!
Think Kershaw can start throwing underhand...
Karen - LOL!
Rancho for Kershaw!
I expect nothing less than a slammy here. Or else I'm over Kershaw forever!
F--K a D--K
After fouling off about 5, he strikes out.
But Utley doesn't! 2 more in on his single.
Still think Utley's a punk. Surprised he didn't take out the pitcher on a slide.
Naming my next kid Perdomo
I like this strategy of scoring a bunch of runs and only allowing one hit by the other team. We should do this all season, Dodgers.
Every Dodger who's come to the plate has scored. Great start to the season boys.
100!
LOL
PWEEEEEEEEEG!
madres get Puigged
Dodgers still batting?
I am pleased with this turn of events.
still no outs? dayum
until now. thanks Ajellis.
Hope I don't jinx things but got to rolll....
Good night and good luck
Shutout party!
PGT up!
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