Kenta Maeda (3-0, 0.36) vs. Jose Fernandez (1-2, 4.37).
"Ha ha, Dodgerfuckers! It is I, Don E. Mattingly, freed from the clutches of the nerd cartel of Kasten, Friedman, Zaidi, LLC! And I've got current Gold Glover, Silver Slugger and NL batting champion — and FORMER Dodger — Dee Gordon, and Giancarlo "Don't Call Me Mike" Stanton, and tonight's starter Jose Fernandez on my team!
"And now my plans for revenge are almost realized, with my beloved Marlins taking at least three of four from the suddenly slumping (there's a shock!) Blue Crew. Eat my mustache dust, Dodger Stadium! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
photo by Jeff Roberson/AP
38 comments:
FUCK YOU MUTTINGLY
I don't know, I kinda like the guy.
First inning, one-out double for the Marlins is stranded.
Utley leads off with a single.
Seager walks. Two on, none out.
A-Gon strikes out. One out
Grandal!!!
Grandal doubles to center, scoring Utley. Seager to third.
1-0 LA
PUIG!
need to see that highlight...: Puig RBI single on a popup to Dee Gordon?!?!
2-0 LA through 1
of course, Crawford GIDP
whoops, Maeda gives up a solo HR. 2-1 LA, still in the second
I'm just gonna say this...I am totally digging Chutley. I know dude is old, old, old but he is so hard nose, smash mouth, in your face old school! He is all about the hustle. I'm thinking he's earned some new tennis balls for his walker.
so far so good for Maeda
Seager singles Chutley to 2nd. 2 on. i like this Seager guy
weak sauce. runners left on second on third
Dre sighting in the Dodger dugout.
cc: Spank
good thing i wasnt looking at the tv screen. i would have thrown the remote at the tv when Dre popped up.
tummy starting to feel squishy...
Shoulda yanked Kenta at 94 pitches.
Fuck Mattingly...and Joe Torre for sticking us with him.
i hate pitch counts. just take pitchers out when they are tired. also i doubt it would have helped taking Maeda out when you replace him with Baez. Baez is a hack. game over
Goddammit Baez.
little fly ball out after giving up two runs. FUCK YOU BAEZ!
I don't want to scare anyone here but a couple of weeks ago there was talk among the brass about Baez being the closer of the future.
The horra!!
I don't recall Mutt being this quick with the hook when he was our manager.
Muttley takes on for the team, he even leaned into it a bit. I'll take it. Bring 'em home, Corey!
@Karen, I wouldn't be able to take it. He makes Broxton look like a pillar of consistency.
Well that sucked
@Cliffy...I believe in God and I gotta think no way in hell he would let them do that to us!!!
And just like that, Buttley says, "I don't deserve the tennis balls, Karen!"
It's like watching old film of the Hindenburg...
Toast as in Baez's arm
fuck this game
Swept in four games by the Marlins. Gonna be 2016 in a nutshell.
I can't believe these mofos swept four.
the Dodgers are losers on the field. I'm a loser in life. we're a match made in heaven
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