Clayton Kershaw (1-0, 0.00) vs. Madison Bumgarner (1-0, 5.40)
It's an early-season duel between two of the league's best pitchers, with the Dodgers looking to rebound from the ass pounding they received on Thursday and the gut-wrenching walk-off loss they suffered last night. Personally I'm sick of the texts and messages I'm getting from friends who are Giants fans rubbing it in after both of those games. Let's not let this season turn into a repeat of last season when we could hardly win a damn game up in SF no matter what we threw at them. Speaking of that, we should throw at them. Or at least challenge Hunter Pence to a duel.
This one's an early one, folks, so get those Bloody Marys whipped up and start to feel the hateHateHATE!
[Editor's Note: SoSG does not in any way condone gun violence.]
[Supplemental Editor's Note: SoSG does in fact condone day drinking.]
Saturday, April 09, 2016
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Hernandez 2B
Puig RF
Turner 3B
Gonzalez 1B
Van Slyke LF
Thompson CF
Ellis C
Culberson SS
Kershaw P
Why are the kids sitting when Kershaw is pitching? We have to win every time with our best pitcher, no?
I hate today's lineup. WTF??
Raining at BirdShit. No word yet on delay or not.
Ross Stripling's pops seeked out Dave Roberts this morning and thanked him for protecting his son last night per JHairJr.
*sought.
CC to 15 day DL.
here we go....
Mattingly weighed in too and said he would have pulled Stripling. And Stripling himself said he was tiring and ahould have come out. End of story.
The other real story is why does our bullpen suck/blow.
Dusty...It feels like after the last few seasons that having a sucky pen has become somewhat of a tradition. Once again, the pen was being touted as a bright spot in the 2016 edition of the team and it's like oh yeah, here we go again.
GAME ON!!!
Ashley goes yard on Kid K. 1-0 Fuckers.
RA for Van Slam....
Van Slam maybe hurt on previous swing...Joc running for him.
1-1 tie middle of 3.
Why does Kershaw give BumG a chance to put the wood to it? I am PISSED!
I appreciate the thumbs up on day drinking. My bartender gave me the raised eyebrow when I ordered my 3rd beer.
Also, Dusty needs a better group of friends.
Good work old farts Crawford and Van Slyke. You play about half a second and you're already hurt. That's our team!
I feel like I'm in mid-season hate form.
TIED!! OH YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so is the whole team injured?
I am tired of this
What kind of bartender gives a shit about 3 beers? Was he Mormon?
When you get to double digits, he should start paying attention, but 3?
yeesh, no bench left, Orel talking about the order of succession if pitchers have to play in the field. Maeda was at the top of the list
Agreed, FB. Throw at that bartender!
cc: Spanky
big crowd of blue at the back of the centerfield stands
Anyone getting commercials on fox sports one in the middle of the game? WTF?
Sit down, asshole!!!
@FB
That's the Pantone 294 crowd.
Hatcher ends up K-ing the side to send this mutha to extras.
Hatch works his way out of it
Seager leads off top of tenth w a double.
1-18 w RISP today? MOTHER OF SHIT why?
Is Joe Davis just an alias of Eric Collins'?
Seager (or is it Sager) with a 1-out double, sure to be left out there
But no! The run is in!
attaboy Chuck!
Seager and Culberson with back to back doubles!!! Oh mama the Boys have the lead!!
How many scruffy white guys does SF have on the bench? All of them.
@Dusty that's cool about that group, didn't realize that was a thing. The Mets have that 7-Line Army that is kind of the same thing I guess (except more orange)
I love George Kontos. I remember Matt Kemp abusing him on the regular
FUCK THE METS!!!
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I'd like to slide into the legs of every one of those 7-Line Army mofos.
FB nervous
for real, DB, bunch of fuckwads wearing green Dykstra jerseys
that hair really creeps me out. that's the nasty ape drape you'd see on some sex offender from central Missouri
Kenley's still got his winter Lbs on, doesn't he? I see a leg injury in his future
Got it11!! 3-2 Hells yeah.
WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yessir!
After last night this win feels so damn good!!!!
send those turd Gnats fans home in their garbage bags
(Singing) this is how we do it now
Congratulations to Steve sax for all his hard work
hard work?!
Anyway, PGT up
(Re-reads GT): we have supplemental editors?
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