Saturday, April 09, 2016

Game 6 Thread: April 9 @ Giants, 1p

Clayton Kershaw (1-0, 0.00) vs. Madison Bumgarner (1-0, 5.40)

It's an early-season duel between two of the league's best pitchers, with the Dodgers looking to rebound from the ass pounding they received on Thursday and the gut-wrenching walk-off loss they suffered last night. Personally I'm sick of the texts and messages I'm getting from friends who are Giants fans rubbing it in after both of those games. Let's not let this season turn into a repeat of last season when we could hardly win a damn game up in SF no matter what we threw at them. Speaking of that, we should throw at them. Or at least challenge Hunter Pence to a duel.

This one's an early one, folks, so get those Bloody Marys whipped up and start to feel the hateHateHATE!

[Editor's Note: SoSG does not in any way condone gun violence.]

[Supplemental Editor's Note: SoSG does in fact condone day drinking.]

60 comments:

Dusty Baker said...

Hernandez 2B
Puig RF
Turner 3B
Gonzalez 1B
Van Slyke LF
Thompson CF
Ellis C
Culberson SS
Kershaw P

Dusty Baker said...

Why are the kids sitting when Kershaw is pitching? We have to win every time with our best pitcher, no?

karen said...

I hate today's lineup. WTF??

karen said...

Raining at BirdShit. No word yet on delay or not.

karen said...

Ross Stripling's pops seeked out Dave Roberts this morning and thanked him for protecting his son last night per JHairJr.

karen said...

*sought.

karen said...

CC to 15 day DL.

here we go....

spank said...

FUCK THE DODGERS

karen said...

Not sure but I think that might be blasphemy Spank!!!

Game in official delay. FUCK FRISCO!

Dusty Baker said...

Mattingly weighed in too and said he would have pulled Stripling. And Stripling himself said he was tiring and ahould have come out. End of story.

The other real story is why does our bullpen suck/blow.

karen said...

Dusty...It feels like after the last few seasons that having a sucky pen has become somewhat of a tradition. Once again, the pen was being touted as a bright spot in the 2016 edition of the team and it's like oh yeah, here we go again.

karen said...

GAME ON!!!

karen said...

Ashley goes yard on Kid K. 1-0 Fuckers.

karen said...

RA for Van Slam....

karen said...

Van Slam HBP to force in Kike. 1-1 with bases still RA and 1 out...

karen said...

Van Slam maybe hurt on previous swing...Joc running for him.

karen said...

1-1 tie middle of 3.

Dusty Baker said...

Why does Kershaw give BumG a chance to put the wood to it? I am PISSED!

Jason said...

I appreciate the thumbs up on day drinking. My bartender gave me the raised eyebrow when I ordered my 3rd beer.

Also, Dusty needs a better group of friends.

Dusty Baker said...

Good work old farts Crawford and Van Slyke. You play about half a second and you're already hurt. That's our team!

Dusty Baker said...

I feel like I'm in mid-season hate form.

karen said...

TIED!! OH YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fred's Brim said...

so is the whole team injured?
I am tired of this

Fred's Brim said...

catch the damn ball, MJ

Fred's Brim said...

What kind of bartender gives a shit about 3 beers? Was he Mormon?
When you get to double digits, he should start paying attention, but 3?

Fred's Brim said...

yeesh, no bench left, Orel talking about the order of succession if pitchers have to play in the field. Maeda was at the top of the list

Dusty Baker said...

Agreed, FB. Throw at that bartender!

cc: Spanky

Fred's Brim said...

big crowd of blue at the back of the centerfield stands

Alex Cora said...

Anyone getting commercials on fox sports one in the middle of the game? WTF?

Dusty Baker said...

Sit down, asshole!!!

Dusty Baker said...

@FB

That's the Pantone 294 crowd.

karen said...

Hatcher ends up K-ing the side to send this mutha to extras.

Fred's Brim said...

Hatch works his way out of it

Dusty Baker said...

Seager leads off top of tenth w a double.

Dusty Baker said...

1-18 w RISP today? MOTHER OF SHIT why?

Fred's Brim said...

Is Joe Davis just an alias of Eric Collins'?

Fred's Brim said...

Seager (or is it Sager) with a 1-out double, sure to be left out there

Dusty Baker said...

But no! The run is in!

Fred's Brim said...

attaboy Chuck!

karen said...

Seager and Culberson with back to back doubles!!! Oh mama the Boys have the lead!!

Dusty Baker said...

How many scruffy white guys does SF have on the bench? All of them.

Fred's Brim said...

@Dusty that's cool about that group, didn't realize that was a thing. The Mets have that 7-Line Army that is kind of the same thing I guess (except more orange)

Fred's Brim said...

I love George Kontos. I remember Matt Kemp abusing him on the regular

Dusty Baker said...

FUCK THE METS!!!

Dusty Baker said...

45

Dusty Baker said...

I'd like to slide into the legs of every one of those 7-Line Army mofos.

Fred's Brim said...

FB nervous

Fred's Brim said...

for real, DB, bunch of fuckwads wearing green Dykstra jerseys

Fred's Brim said...

that hair really creeps me out. that's the nasty ape drape you'd see on some sex offender from central Missouri

Fred's Brim said...

Kenley's still got his winter Lbs on, doesn't he? I see a leg injury in his future

Dusty Baker said...

Got it11!! 3-2 Hells yeah.

karen said...

WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fred's Brim said...

yessir!

Steve Sax said...

Holy shit we won a game!!!!!

karen said...

After last night this win feels so damn good!!!!

Fred's Brim said...

send those turd Gnats fans home in their garbage bags

Big Daddy Delino said...

(Singing) this is how we do it now

Big Daddy Delino said...

Congratulations to Steve sax for all his hard work

Steve Sax said...

hard work?!

Anyway, PGT up

Steve Sax said...

(Re-reads GT): we have supplemental editors?