Friday, July 10, 2015

Game 88 Thread: July 10 vs. Brewers, 7p

Woo Pig Sooooie

Mike Bolsinger (4-3, 3.09) vs. Jimmy Nelson (6-8, 4.50)

Well, thanks for pissing in our cornflakes, MLB All Star Game voting process. And F U Twitter. It's not like Dodgers don't have the best 1 and 1A pitchers in the game today, but you're leaving one at home with his infant and his thoughts. Fine, Kid K will just rip every batter a new asshole after the break and never allow another run, ever.

In the meantime, former Razorback Mike Bolsinger toes the rubber (I like saying that) against some other over there pitcher for the Brewers in our first of a three-gamer with those makers of beer. Bolsinger has been a gem this season (although he recently hit the skids), but we look for him to bounce back in front of a home crowd and in continuation of two of the best pitching performances in a row in all of baseball the last two nights - thank you Clay and Zack.

SoSG Nomo, Dusty, Orel, and Sax look to recover after an epic night at the Yard together last night followed by an epic night at a local watering hole near said Yard. We will rally and you know this.

cc: Professor Dittmore


50 comments:

Dusty Baker said...

CF Pederson
2B Kendrick
3B Turner
1B Gonzalez
C Grandal
RF Puig
LF Guerrero
SS Rollins
P Bolsinger

spank said...

Brewers decided not to show up for the game then?

Orel said...

Strong GT, Dusty!

Fred's Brim said...

what Orel said!

Fred's Brim said...

because the Brewers are the Brewers and we're we, we're losing 2 of 3

Dusty Baker said...

(cries)

Fred's Brim said...

but maybe by calling them the Phillies in the thread title, we won't play them like we play the Brewers

Orel said...

Eagle Eyes FB

Dusty Baker said...

Heh, noted, FB! Seeing if you were paying attention and/or were sober. ps- Why are you sober?

Orel said...

Busted!

karen said...

Cheater Braun was out

Orel said...

Ugh. We're getting no-hit and the defense is giving away runs

Orel said...

RUNS GETCHER RUNS HERE

Orel said...

Yaz HBP to start the 5th

karen said...

I haven't been paying very close attention. We haven't got a hit??

karen said...

Gomez looked like a t-baller trying to handle that ball in center

Fred's Brim said...

how the hell does Guerrero get starts over SVS?

Fred's Brim said...

what a waste of an at bat

Fred's Brim said...

this ump is poor

Orel said...

No-hitter intact

Fred's Brim said...

thats what that asshole Guerrero should have done
unnacceptable

karen said...

A HIT!!!!

Orel said...

This is galling.

Orel said...

WEAK

Fred's Brim said...

jesus, we are making this guy look like one of our top 2 pitchers

Fred's Brim said...

Guerrero gets lucky, and Neeebs' mom is not involved

Fred's Brim said...

Jimmy keeps us going, Spank's hero up

Orel said...

Gasp of life. Two on, two out in the 7th. Ethier up

Orel said...

Bloop single ties it up!

Fred's Brim said...

Attaboy Dre!!!

Fred's Brim said...

great baserunning by Rollins - he steals second to get 2 into scoring position and was hauling ass as soon as the ball was struck and scored easily

Orel said...

Joc RBI double for the lead!

Fred's Brim said...

Double for Joc! Dre scores from first, 3-2 good guys!

Fred's Brim said...

nearly a homer over the short fence, 6 inches short maybe

Fred's Brim said...

SVS has to play more

Fred's Brim said...

why is JP in against Braun??

Fred's Brim said...

Donnie, what is wrong with you?

Fred's Brim said...

stupid wild pitches
still unacceptable

Fred's Brim said...

nice, JP gets out of it

Fred's Brim said...

Cole Hamels lowering his trade value up in Frisco.
Amaro will demand Seager or Urias, not both.

Fred's Brim said...

Cowboy Joe doesn't like Puig. does he?

Fred's Brim said...

KJ coming in to hopefully shut this down

Fred's Brim said...

YES! 1-2-3 for Kenley with 2 Ks, Good Guys win 3-2!

Fred's Brim said...

Goodnight, all!

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

We make the party!!!

Orel said...

Comeback victory!

spank said...

noice

spank said...

y'all didn't even realize i was snarking the post title with my 4:08pm comment. i'm too smart for SoSG.

spank said...

or too dumb. yeah. definitely the latter.

Orel said...

Too distracted by your avatar, Spank.