Woo Pig Sooooie
Mike Bolsinger (4-3, 3.09) vs. Jimmy Nelson (6-8, 4.50)
Well, thanks for pissing in our cornflakes, MLB All Star Game voting process. And F U Twitter. It's not like Dodgers don't have the best 1 and 1A pitchers in the game today, but you're leaving one at home with his infant and his thoughts. Fine, Kid K will just rip every batter a new asshole after the break and never allow another run, ever.
In the meantime, former Razorback Mike Bolsinger toes the rubber (I like saying that) against some other over there pitcher for the Brewers in our first of a three-gamer with those makers of beer. Bolsinger has been a gem this season (although he recently hit the skids), but we look for him to bounce back in front of a home crowd and in continuation of two of the best pitching performances in a row in all of baseball the last two nights - thank you Clay and Zack.
SoSG Nomo, Dusty, Orel, and Sax look to recover after an epic night at the Yard together last night followed by an epic night at a local watering hole near said Yard. We will rally and you know this.
cc: Professor Dittmore
photo: William Moore