EVERYTHING IS FINE.
Mike Bolsinger (5-3, 2.79) vs. Jesse Chavez (5-10, 3.45)
It's a been a weird day and half for the Dodgers. They got utterly shut down by Sonny Gray last night (bad, but somewhat understandable). Then, this morning Dodger fans were greeted with the news that Clayton Kershaw was suffering from some sort of hip (or possibly butt, leading to good Twitter jokes) pain and may not make his start tonight. This turns out to be the case as, just prior to this writing, Kershaw was officially scratched and Bolsinger starts tonight. (Kershaw supposedly starts Friday.)
There was also the little matter of the Dodgers trading for Mat Latos and Mike Morse from the Marlins...until they didn't. The deal is currently in limbo over "medicals." Many fans are freaking out, thinking this will be the lone move Friedman and Co. will make before Friday's deadline. Of course, that was before the Tigers announced this afternoon that David Price is officially on the block. We'll keep you posted with all that.
Oh, and the Giants are about to beat the Brewers and move into a tie for first place in the NL West.
What booze pairs best with abject panic?
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Rollins SS
Kendrick 2B
Gonzalez 1B
Grandal C
Ethier LF
Puig RF
Pederson CF
Guerrero 3B
Bolsinger P
Hold it we are getting Wood and Johnson!
Steel Reserve and Sunny Brook is my go to.
@ Paul
noice
You want me to hold your wood and johnson?
This girl is starting to freak out....I don't want Mat Latos...I want big!! David Price big...and I want Clayton 100%...and as long as I'm expressing myself, I want Zack back in 2016...
...breathe Karen......
Dre delivers! 1-0 in first...
Are we getting Price? Or holding on to our Johnson?
Paul...I'm holding for Price...
Puig looked like he actually tried to control his swing instead of coming out of his shoes.
Puig gives me the sads.
Just saw Bolsinger go over to the end of the dugout to shake the hand of the military hero of the game. Bolsinger. Our starting pitcher. Fing stud.
Bolsinger seems like a cool guy. To take the time to shake that guys hand, especially on a night when he's pitching.
So much for the lead off triple...
The old suicide squeeze.
Puig!!
wtf? puig homers in ethier and they both account for all three runs so far by the Dodgers? i must be a psychic...or a psycho.
Cc: what i said earlier today on yesterdays thread
Okay Spank...I went back to read yesterdays thread and caught up on all kinds of stuff that I missed after I bailed last night!
Vinny announcing Hamels going to the Rangers...
Shit, if not Price I wanted Hamels.
Pitching prospects getting thin...Quit farting around front office!! You don't want to piss Spanky off!!
Cubs fans have NOTHING on Dodgers fans...this team cannot do ANYTHING easy...4-3 Oakland
Welcome to second place!
too late,karen
killKillKILL
We will be looking up at gnats by the end of the night...
Orel & Spanky...Hang around here, don't make me suffer alone!!
Guess I was late there^^^That leaves you, Orel!! Don't bail! We're gonna have to take this like men...
snap. i thought the game was over. not watching.
Now that's the difference between you and me, Spank...I watch Moneyball and dream of the beautifully sexy and talented Bradly Pitt.
i think the Dodgers can do some major damage in the playoffs with a rotation of Greinke,Kershaw and Chili Cheese Fries.
I'm around, kind of.
Shit, 6-3 now?
Yes and you're stuck here, kind of...
Didn't the second place team win the World Series?
#WildCardFever
Excellent point, Gnomes...only problem is we're DODGER fans...our team doesn't work that way. :( :( :(
these Dodgers stink more than that port o potty i took a leak in in the middle of the mojave desert the other day. that shit was p fucking u.
How close was AGon's double to a HR?
Orel...Very, I thought it might go
ugh...foul
YAZZZZMANI!!! 6-5....
Gonna lose by one! (I'm pessimistic tonight)
Kike!!
KeeKAY!
Take that knuckle curve! Key-K doubles and we lead 7-6.
kiss my ass Dodgers!
KIKIKIKIKIKIKI...SEVEN - 6 BOYS!!!
I take it back, Gnomes!! To be a Dodger fan is a BEAUTIFUL THING!!!
We need to have more Yasiel Bobblehead Nights
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yasiel sporting a really snazzy do
Oh geez...the bullpen gets 2 chances to blow it
That was a very loud inning here at the ballyard.
In more ways than one.
holy shit! was that Chris Farley?
Greg...It always surprises me how loud it is when you're there, TV doesn't do it justice.
Looking forward to a flawless 9th from Kenley
The loudest I've ever heard this pace was when Uribe hit the game-winning home run in game 4 of the NLCS in 2013.
Nice to see the other teams bullpen imploding for a change
Greg...It seems to me that DS has gotten louder in the last several years. Back in the day it would get loud but nowadays the stadium actually rocks
Kenley Time...
Yes it does!
...and East Coasters say Dodger fans have no passion!!!
Ken Gurnick @kengurnick 19s
Zach Lee is throwing in the Dodgers bullpen. Really. Probably his between-starts bullpen session.
K...
Orel...gotta be. Even Donnie's not that stupid...
I hope.
I'm still looking forward to that flawless 9th from Kenley
NOT TODAY frisco!
NOT TONIGHT OREL!
I'll take it!
All this trade talk is confusing.
RIP Leslie Neilsen
Oh my, is Karina sweating at the (unlikely) possibility of seeing Bronson Arroyo in a Dodger uniform?
I watched Game 1 of the 1988 World Series on Timeless Dodgers today...Every one of us knows how that game ends but what I had forgotten was seeing Tim Crews and Mike Sharperson celebrating with the team after Gibby's HR. Two young men who passed way to young.
RIP Leslie Nielson...You always made me laugh...
Can someone explain how we ended up with another canyon in the greater LA area? I've never even seen the Bronson Arroyo.
Isn't that where Bronson Caves are?
Or is this Bronson, Missouri? I always liked Yakov Smirnoff
Bronson...Branson...isn't it all the same thing???
Broxton to Cards?
I'm voting the Bronson/Broxton ticket in 2016
And, FB, isn't Broxton a neighborhood in Brooklyn? Near Bed/Sty?
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