Tim Lincecum (3-1, 2.79) vs. Cliff Lee (3-1, 2.51).
COMMENTS: It's all over, folks. Nothing to see here. Even if Cliff Lee manages to overcome the — who knew? — Giants' offensive juggernaut, there's no way the Rangers, suddenly weak as kittens, win two at Pac Bell, then SBC, now AT&T Park. The only thing left to contemplate is if the Giants will dominate the NL West for years to come. Lincecum/Cain/Bumgarner (all drafted by Dick Tidrow) are a triumvirate of tossing that seems destined to give us fits. (Not to mention the team can use its World Series $$$ to sign a free-agent slugger — Jayson Werth, anyone?) Add to that our Neverending Divorce Story, and, well, I need a drink.
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I'm close to it, Karina. Don't push me over the edge. There's no crying in baseball.
Mota wins a world series.
One more time, with feeling:
WASH YER HAIR, TIMMEH!!!
i hope someone laces Timmy's blunt with PCP.
Molina gets a ring.
Kung Fat Panda gets a ring.
Zito gets a ring.
We get shit, except a season of taunting Josh, on whose shoulders this win squarely sits.
Not cool, man. Not cool.
This is torture of the very worst kind :(
this fucking "misfits" angle makes me want to fucking puke.
I hope someone laces MY blunt with PCP.
Two time defending world champion Los Angeles Lakers!!!
FUCK MOTA
FUCK BURRELL
FUCK WILSON
FUCK LINCECUM
FUCK CAIN
FUCK SANCHEZ
FUCK URIBE
FUCK POSEY
FUCK ROSS
FUCK BUMGARNER
FUCK ROMO
FUCK SANCHEZ 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
FUCK RENTERIA
FUCK FONTENOT
FUCK ISHIKAWA
FUCK HUFF
FUCK WHITESIDE
FUCK ROWAND
FUCK AFFELDT
FUCK CASILLA
FUCK SANDOVAL
FUCK LOPEZ
FUCK RAMIREZ
FUCK TORRES
(gasp)
ESPECIALLY FUCK ZITO
(cries)
(hates)
the only potential upside this is that I hate the Giants, Phils, Padres, Braves, and Yankees even more.
Didn't think I had it in me.
(cries)
(seethes)
I can't believe Mota is going to have a World Series ring.
and thanks, Bengie for all your help.
And I just lost my FF matchup. This just gets better and better!
*runs out the front door nekked and engulfed in flames
Let's not forget the contribution Padres have on this whatever thing they won :(
I am celebrating. This fuckin season is over.
@MLASF
I will gladly forfeit my FF win for a do-over in this one.
I think we should be laughing at these idiots. THEY ARE JUST NOW WINNING THERE FIRST WORLD SERIES. They've been here since 1958 and have ONE fucking WS trophy!
LOSERS!!
@SFMOMA TROPHY http://bit.ly/by4ItU (SFMOMA style). Congratulations @SFGIANTS - you have made our city proud!!!!
only in Hipstertown...
In addition to the MVP award, Renteria will also receive a coupon to Country Kitchen Buffet, valid only between the hours of two and five.
Learning to be indifferent to this is going to take some work.
I'm still crying, tears of anger and sadness :(
@karina
I'm still kinda stunned.
I will accept being the SoSG goat, but man, this whole thing screams devil pact. They got their rings, sure, but they will eventually have to burn in hell. It's the only thing that makes sense. The Padres, Braves, Phillies, and Rangers all just inexplicably went to shit when they played the Giants.
I've changed the channel to Two and a Half Men. I can't bear the celebration.
FUCK FRISCO!
I WILL ALWAYS HATE YOU AND YOU CAN KISS MY FAT ASS MOTHERFUCKERS.
this is not your fault, Josh.
This was a group effort: Jamie's hypocrisy (we could have used Lowe), Frank, Ned, Bison, my son has lots of guilt, *&^%#$ Joe Torre and his awful bullpen management, Ethier's pinky, JD Drew, Andruw Jones...
@Mr C I feel it too.
No, we really could not have used Lowe.
Czar, yes we could :(
No, no, he stinks.
are we going to fight, Czar?
:(
@ Mr.C
Watch out. It's going to rip you apart.
How many days until catchers and pitchers report?
Derek Lowe is current experiencing the two worst seasons of his career.
He had a house, his new girlfriend lived there
:_(
it was Jamie and hypocrisy
I'm sure the Braves fanbase would agree, Lowe is in absolutely no way desirable right now.
well and there is that too.
Lowe was offered arbitration, if he wanted to come back he could have.
I am watching a show about pythons. I hope the Giants get eaten by one
It's pretty bad when Two and a Half Men is a better choice than whatever one is already watching.
Lowe split because he was getting heat for leaving his wife for Carolyn Hughes after he had the affair.
it does give me hope though. If a scrubadub team like that can win, so can we
I actually like Renteria as a person.Too bad he's a friggin' Giant.
(cries)
I feel bad for beating Karina like a drum in fantasy football. I'd take some points back if I could, K!
for some reason im watching the clipper game.
The announcers talk about Blake Griffin like they have never seen a good player before.
Oh wait...
BLAKE GRIFFIN IS THE FUTURE OF THE CLIPPER ORGANIZATION
Dusty--It's much better than watching the gnats celebrate.
*Sobs some more*
The only thing we need a a spectacular pitching staff to combine with OUR patchwork offense.
FUCK
Dusty, your win was clean, like the Giants.
*sobs*
BLAKE GRIFFIN IS ON A FUTURE TRAIN OUT OF HERE AS SOON AS HIS ROOKIE CONTRACT EXPIRES
@spank
Entirely possible. Everyone brings the thunder when they play me.
Unless you just want to physically pummel me senseless, which would still be preferable to this.
(loathes)
Clips need to dump Kaman and Davis and commit to an uptempo offense.
they wont win but they will be interesting at least.
They should have signed AI when they had the chance.
@ Mr.C
I was talking about the sinking and hate. There is no way I match up against your team. Look at my roster.I'm fucked next week. And that is the truth.
@Spanky
FUCK, you're right.
Thank god this unholy abomination of a season is over…
I am already both pummeled and senseless tonight.
55! 55! 55!
It's definitely time to ask my doctor about Nuedexta.
On ESPN Radio's postgame just now, a group of mouthbreather Gint fans at Rangers Ballpark broke into a "Beat LA" chant during Aubrey Huff's interview. He told them, "We didn't play LA! Who cares?!"
I give him a grudging hat tip for that.
Huff just doesn't get the pettiness of the gints fans.
That's funny re Huff. I respect that.
MDIL just told me that Davey Lopes had resigned as 1B coach for Phiwwies and is now a prime candidate to be the DODGERS new 1B coach. If true, then we can go back to liking him again. And steal all the Phiwwies' secrets!
From the MLB official twitter feed.
"While trophy on field at 10:27 CT, #SFGiants fans behind dugout are chanting "Beat LA, Beat LA!" #NationalPastime"
I hate you MLB. Thanks for rubbing it in.
i dont know if i can like Lopes and that ash tray of a face he has ever again.
(cries)
300
(cries)
SPARTANS!!
(war cries)
I'll admit I did not like Nics' avatar but now it feels so right.
so who is going to write the open letter to frank mccourt demanding a world series?
the gints will not win another world series till they move back to New York.
If Josh will attack McCourt (both of them) with blue paint, and yell "Domino, motherfucker" at Jamie and then interrupt Frank in a meeting, saying "I'mma let you finish," then he will be forgiven for causing this crime against humanity. Also, Josh must have a copy of _The Catcher in the Rye_ with him.
(researches Santeria to put a hex on Gnats)
hopefully this pushes Ned to trading away our farm for a bunch of shitty veteran hitters so we can win the world series too.
Done and done, Shaq!
Hey, I already said that!
(see 7:22)
I been playing and watching baseball since I can remember and I am not right anymore.
I will have a mental twitch. I won't walk away but I will be bitter for a long time. N
Fuckers. This will make our next one sweeter no? If we get another one.
i just hope i live to see the year 2082
Where's the drinkup, and when? Oh, wait, I'll be getting hammered watching the House fall tomorrow night. Close enough.
First the Gnats and now the Tea Party. 2010 has not been my year.
I think my dad has his phone off the hook I am worried about him. He doesn't take this stuff as lightly as we all do.
Bah, politics. That Hollywood fad will die out in the next five years.
I am glad I am not in Frisco tonight.
This is gonna be a long year to wait till the Yankees take back the crown.
(cries)
The Rivalry Rebooted: Next one that wins has the most.
(Eh, we still have the most in the last 50 years.)
It's not Lakers-Celtics quite yet.
but they have they most in the past 20 years.
(cries)
The difference is that I will get over the political piece in about 3 tenths of a second. It will take 3 lifetimes to get over the Gnats *shivers* win.
I noticed a recurring talking point in the Jints post-game interviews: "It wasn't just one guy."
#StillNotOverBarry
I'm not getting how the Giants disproved Moneyball.
Giants plan to hand out championship rings opening day on the road in LA.
you can waste a bunch of money on crappy players and get lucky with a bunch of dudes off the scrap heap. So long as you have dominating starting pitching.
i dont get it.
Moneyball never worked out for the A's in the playoffs. Their pitching always wound up falling apart.
Frank has to take advantage of this win somehow
I am telling you we will be hearing World Champ giants more on the Dodgers commericals than the Giants.
Giants will just have beat la again.
Then again, Moneyball is more about getting to the playoffs, not winning them. October's a crapshoot that follows absolutely no logic. Like Renteria winning the MVP.
the clippers may not win a game this year.
well at least this overtakes "The Decision" as the biggest sports debacle of the year.
Al Horford got $60 million?!?!
fuck i wish i was tall.
Horford's the second-best center in the east, which tells you something about how few true centers there are anymore.
I like Hibbert better than Horford.
Hibbert gets all the looks because he's 7-2 and his team stinks.
Well, they're better with Collison and a healthy Granger, but still.
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl
If I did, I would call her
i dont know. Horford always seemed a little small for a center. Listed at 6-10 / 245.
whatever the hawks can waste their money on players that will continually not show up in the playoffs.
i wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala.
SKEE-LO!
I'll settle for the Impala.
I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.
Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see
Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind
Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy.
Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind
Dust in the wind, everything is dust in the wind.
I do wish I had a six-fo. It would make the Gnats win go down better.
Hope you're happy, Jints. I'm out of beer so all I have is to sit here and stew while drinking cold sake out of a teacup. I'm a broken man!
massive rioting in SF right now.
Someone even spilled a Cabernet.
The 2011 Dodgers:
Staring Kerry Wood as Jeff Weaver.
crap i should probably figure out who/what im voting for tomorrow.
That "tea party" DB mentioned earlier sounded interesting. Maybe i should look into that.
as long as it is not Jeff Weaver as Jeff Weaver then im cool.
I feel sorry for oakland fans. They are going to choke on the smugness.
Damn Nic you stole my line:
I was gonna say and Jay Gibbons as Jay Gibbons
Oh and Matt Kemp as an actual superstar.
Wood actually pitched admirably in his brief stint with New York.
So we have paid enough for Mickey Hatcher's homeruns now no?
Lots of tea baggers up north tonight.
Just voted a minute ago. What a useless bunch of dutchbags to choose from.
i think you mean douche baggers.
No, well maybe you were right.
(cries)
I'm going to lie down...
so i get to choose between the lady with the massive forehead and the old dude with eyebrows longer than his head hair.
Lovely, California.
Jared Dudley got $22.5 Mil??!!??
Not really making a good argument for crying poor during the upcoming CBA, NBA franchise owners.
No I meant Dutch bag. Long ago meme from a typo Paul had in a comment.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Did not...could not watch.
*vomits*
P.S. Goddammit, Kings, if this collection of dingleberries can win a title then you can sure as hell make a run at the Cup!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
The 2011 season starts today and I am wearing my Fernando shirt.
Alright, alright. Time to move on. I'm over it...
.....wait, no I'm not. Not at all.
hate Hate HATE HAAAAAAATE!!!
Request a random bitterness thread, please.
I am as empty as a fart.
I was hoping I would not awaken this morning. Should have popped the whole bottle. True Dodger
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Nice, Josh S.
I always said Lincecum was a little dickhead.
The existence of the phallic hat oddly makes me feel better about this whole debacle.
Nothing like a little penis to make Mr C feel better, eh?
A little head always does raise my spirits, I won't lie.
That's not all it raises!
It also raises your self-confidence.
I see what you did, there...
Meh. It's polite, but I'm not feeling polite yet.
All I can hang my hat on right now is to be less of a sore loser than some giants fans are sore winners...
@DB "Request a random bitterness thread, please."
PGTUP!
I'm not saying that they should write a hate column. But the Gnats are our rivals and I would just leave it as is. No Words.
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