Thursday, December 06, 2007

New SoSG Mantra: Sign Kuroda, Trade Pierre

Andruw Jones on a two-year contract? Nice work, Ned. But now you have an expendable outfielder and you're still looking for a starting pitcher. Matt Kemp or Andre Ethier could be flipped for a good starter (Bedard? Haren? Sheets?), but here's a better suggestion: Sign the best free-agent pitcher available (Hiroki Kuroda) and trade Juan Pierre, leaving us with an outfield of Kemp-Jones-Ethier.

Ah, but trade Pierre for what? Here are some suggestions:


a bucket of baseballs


a two-year subscription to Cat Fancy magazine


a Dyson DC21 Stowaway canister vacuum


Rock Band (Special Edition)


boot-shaped beer stein


You tell us!

What should Ned Colletti trade Juan Pierre for?
a bucket of baseballs
a two-year subscription to Cat Fancy magazine
a Dyson DC21 Stowaway canister vacuum
Rock Band (Special Edition)
boot-shaped beer stein
  
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4 comments:

Rob said...

Though I do find it odd that I would be voting for something that demonstrably sucks more than Pierre on any given day of the week.

Orel said...

Ba-da-bum! Thank you! Rob'll be here all week!

John G said...

Maybe we can make some second or third tier team a "up the middle" special with Pierre, Raffy, and Kent.

I think this could solve all sorts of problems.

Eric Karros said...

I always did like Cat Fancy's old cover design better