Friday, June 05, 2015

Post-Game 54 Thread: Jerkoff Cardinals Vanquish Dodgers

CARDINALS 7, DODGERS 1

[All right, SoSG Delino. Challenge met:]

Jason Heyward (2 RBI) led the charge as the
Cardinals beat the Dodgers tonight, 7-1.
Very little offense to be seen from the LA
Dodgers this evening, who could score
Just one run off an Alex Guerrero sac fly to
Centerfield, plating Adrian Gonzalez in the sixth.
Virtually all the other rallies were put
Down by Cardinals starter Michael Wacha, who
Jolted his W-L record to 8-1 with the win.

Crazy-hot Joc Pederson went 1-for-4, his attempts in
Vain to keep his consecutive HR-game streak alive.
Dammit.

Just as frustrated from tonight's outcome had to be
Carlos Frias, who fell to 4-3 after St. Louis'
Voracious 10 H and 5 R (3 ER) against him over 6.2 IP.
Depressing. NL West lead shrinks to 1.5 games.

8 comments:

D-Lyin' said...

Winner

Orel said...

Bravo!

QuadSevens said...

Nicely done Sax!

karen said...

Well done!!

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

I'm getting Charter installed on Sunday, so I can watch my team get the crud kicked out of 'em beginning on Tuesday in full technicolor! I can hardly wait!

Steve Sax said...

DBT: will they be there between 9 and 1, or 1 and 5?

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Between 10-12. The Mrs. works for the devil (TWC), so maybe she got some industry special 2-hour window.

Jason said...

You appear to have misspelled jagoff, but that's some quality left-justified Van Dammeing.