Whoa! Easy, Chuck! They can't all be winners!
Mike Bolsinger (4-1, 2.25) vs. Chris Heston (6-5, 3.76)
Which Chris Heston will we get tonight: The one who no-hit the Mets (with THREE hit-by-pitch, mind you), or the one who only lasted five innings against the Diamondbacks?
Which Dodgers offense will we get tonight: The hot-hitting sluggers from April/early-May or the anemic lineup that, by some miracle, managed to eke out a win without registering an RBI last night?
Which Sons of Steve Garvey will we get tonight: The drunk ones, or the really, REALLY drunk ones?
81 comments:
One vote for really drunk!
One drink ain't enough Jack, you better make it three!
One Jack ain't enough either
i vote drunk all day
One drink does not equal really drunk
By the time my plane lands, this game will have been completed.
Go Dodgers!
"Have you been drinking?!?"
"I'm not drunk..."
Any Banana cocktail recipes?
hateHateHATE
On the sofa, Vinny!!!
One vote for really drunk, for the record.
This Aoki is a little fart. There's no strike zone
this might be the first time i've seen Bolsinger pitch
be ready for the regression to start tonight
@FB
You're going to regress, or Bolsinger?
See. Even Vinny is talking about Diablo's evil eyes
@DB I can't get no lower
Max Scherzer must really freak Vinny out.
Why is tomorrow's game at 4:15PST? Fox is showing golf, not baseball.
bad luck with the balls in play
Good question, FB. Anyone know why??
more bad luck with balls in play
I read the Dodgers WANTED Fox to pick up the game, so they moved the start time. Then Fox didn't bite (higher ratings for golf), and the Dodgers didn't move it back for whatever reason.
JESUSNIPPLETWISTINGCHRIST, these gnats get the luckiest bullshit hits I've ever seen!
Is it movie night tomorrow? maybe that explains the early start.
Take that Belt!
Sittdown white Loney!
Pretty sure US Open isn't going to get very good ratings.
Bolsinger's breaker is looking good
How's Tiger doing in the open?
@DBT: Yeah, they're showing the LEGO movie tomorrow night after the game.
Thanks for confirming Cliffy.
Tiger is 15 over and didn't make the cut. So it's straight to consolation hookers for him!
Let's a rally going godammit!!! Pull your bananas out!
@Dusty 15 over!?!? He's done
He's definitely done. He's just embarrassing himself at this point, DBT.
YEE HAW!!
Holy shit, we scored a run! 1-0 blue!
RUN!!!!
what kinda sign could Bundy be giving Rollins? Sign of the cross?
We...scored?
Speaking of a career being done: Rollins.
JRoll's offensive troubles bring back painful flashbacks of Andruw Jones. Ugh...
balls
stay with it, Mike
@karen
Good Andruw Jones comparison.
where was that, blue?
fuck you, ump!
me too, DB, they are so goddamn lucky. That has to change at some point
AAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!
Ump's fault. I usually don't complain too much re umpiring but we sure are getting some shitty calls lately (going back to Madres series).
Buster. Fucking. Posey. SHIT!!
shitbags
fuckwads
It was a slip of the tongue, but Vinny just said "Puss-y"...rhymes with hussy.
The Red Rifle gets one of those runs back. Stupid play by Aoki, he wasn't even close.
that'll work
HA! You short mother fucker Aoki! 4-2 evil
Red Rifle, I like it
Looks like these assholes found some life. About fucking time.
that'll work too
4-3 evil. Here we come mofos!
@CliffyB...I caught that little slip of the tongue, too. But, hey, Pubes is a p_ssy.
Siddown Diablo
shit, Bolsinger's done
how is that little greaseball any good?
get him out of there, Donnie
why leave him in there to walk a guy?
ass
that kid is amazing, hope he's not hurt
JT with another double
leadoff double wasted
why am I still up?
Vin just referenced Wikipedia?
Pussy will be at the plate after the break
bases juiced. shit sandwiches on deck
The "P" men. I'd like to pee in their Gatorade.
Crawford draws the bases loaded walk. That's So Ravin!
kind of useless having a 97 mile an hour fastball and no control
Bomb Squad in full effect.
For all the moves in the winter, this team is still pretty ball-less.
WTF I take the mrs out for a nice Italian dinner and come back to this blood bath of a game?
This team is not as good as its start and not as bad as its present
The front office is not as brilliant as they think. The manager sucks.
Justin Turner is playing one hell of a cello on the deck of theTitanic.
OK Donnie, the Ravin experiment is over for now, right? He pitched two good innings in SD a week ago. That's it.
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