Friday, June 19, 2015

Game 68 Thread: June 19 vs. Giants, 7p


Whoa! Easy, Chuck! They can't all be winners!

Mike Bolsinger (4-1, 2.25) vs. Chris Heston (6-5, 3.76)

Which Chris Heston will we get tonight: The one who no-hit the Mets (with THREE hit-by-pitch, mind you), or the one who only lasted five innings against the Diamondbacks?

Which Dodgers offense will we get tonight: The hot-hitting sluggers from April/early-May or the anemic lineup that, by some miracle, managed to eke out a win without registering an RBI last night?

Which Sons of Steve Garvey will we get tonight: The drunk ones, or the really, REALLY drunk ones?

94 comments:

Steve Sax said...

One vote for really drunk!

QuadSevens said...

One drink ain't enough Jack, you better make it three!

Orel said...

One Jack ain't enough either

spnk said...

i vote drunk all day

Steve Sax said...

One drink does not equal really drunk

Steve Sax said...

By the time my plane lands, this game will have been completed.

Go Dodgers!

Fred's Brim said...

"Have you been drinking?!?"

"I'm not drunk..."

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Any Banana cocktail recipes?

karen said...

hateHateHATE

Dusty Baker said...

On the sofa, Vinny!!!

Dusty Baker said...

One vote for really drunk, for the record.

karen said...

This Aoki is a little fart. There's no strike zone

Fred's Brim said...

this might be the first time i've seen Bolsinger pitch

be ready for the regression to start tonight

Dusty Baker said...

UJTD!

karen said...

I hate you Diablo Pagan

Dusty Baker said...

@FB

You're going to regress, or Bolsinger?

karen said...

See. Even Vinny is talking about Diablo's evil eyes

Fred's Brim said...

@DB I can't get no lower

Dusty Baker said...

Max Scherzer must really freak Vinny out.

Fred's Brim said...

Why is tomorrow's game at 4:15PST? Fox is showing golf, not baseball.

karen said...

Good grief Timmeh is an ugly fuck

Fred's Brim said...

bad luck with the balls in play

karen said...

Good question, FB. Anyone know why??

Fred's Brim said...

more bad luck with balls in play

Hideo Nomo said...

I read the Dodgers WANTED Fox to pick up the game, so they moved the start time. Then Fox didn't bite (higher ratings for golf), and the Dodgers didn't move it back for whatever reason.

Cliff Beefpile said...

JESUSNIPPLETWISTINGCHRIST, these gnats get the luckiest bullshit hits I've ever seen!

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Is it movie night tomorrow? maybe that explains the early start.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Take that Belt!

Dusty Baker said...

Sittdown white Loney!

Dusty Baker said...

Pretty sure US Open isn't going to get very good ratings.

karen said...

Bolsinger's breaker is looking good

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

How's Tiger doing in the open?

Cliff Beefpile said...

@DBT: Yeah, they're showing the LEGO movie tomorrow night after the game.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Thanks for confirming Cliffy.

Dusty Baker said...

Tiger is 15 over and didn't make the cut. So it's straight to consolation hookers for him!

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Let's a rally going godammit!!! Pull your bananas out!

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

@Dusty 15 over!?!? He's done

Dusty Baker said...

He's definitely done. He's just embarrassing himself at this point, DBT.

karen said...

YEE HAW!!

Cliff Beefpile said...

Holy shit, we scored a run! 1-0 blue!

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

RUN!!!!

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

what kinda sign could Bundy be giving Rollins? Sign of the cross?

Hideo Nomo said...

We...scored?

Dusty Baker said...

Speaking of a career being done: Rollins.

Dusty Baker said...

45

karen said...

JRoll's offensive troubles bring back painful flashbacks of Andruw Jones. Ugh...

Fred's Brim said...

those lucky fucking bastards

Fred's Brim said...

balls
stay with it, Mike

Dusty Baker said...

@karen

Good Andruw Jones comparison.

Fred's Brim said...

where was that, blue?

Dusty Baker said...

MOTHER FUCKER

karen said...

FUCK!!

Fred's Brim said...

sheezus fucking christ

Dusty Baker said...

Why can't we beat these fucking shitbags ever? Jesus christ I am tired of this.

Fred's Brim said...

fuck you, ump!

Fred's Brim said...

me too, DB, they are so goddamn lucky. That has to change at some point

Fred's Brim said...

I hate that stupid fake fucking strike zone thing. That isn't hooked up to anything like on ESPN or Fox. It's just a graphic some pimply intern puts up that shows the ump was correct.
Fuck that

Hideo Nomo said...

AAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!

Dusty Baker said...

Ump's fault. I usually don't complain too much re umpiring but we sure are getting some shitty calls lately (going back to Madres series).

karen said...

Buster. Fucking. Posey. SHIT!!

Fred's Brim said...

shitbags

spnk said...

looks like i tuned in at the right time. shit

Dusty Baker said...

I can finally watch this shit and now I can't watch this shit.

Fred's Brim said...

fuckwads

Cliff Beefpile said...

It was a slip of the tongue, but Vinny just said "Puss-y"...rhymes with hussy.

Cliff Beefpile said...

The Red Rifle gets one of those runs back. Stupid play by Aoki, he wasn't even close.

Fred's Brim said...

that'll work

karen said...

HA! You short mother fucker Aoki! 4-2 evil

Fred's Brim said...

Red Rifle, I like it

Cliff Beefpile said...

Looks like these assholes found some life. About fucking time.

Fred's Brim said...

that'll work too

karen said...

4-3 evil. Here we come mofos!

spnk said...

noice

karen said...

@CliffyB...I caught that little slip of the tongue, too. But, hey, Pubes is a p_ssy.

karen said...

Siddown Diablo

Fred's Brim said...

shit, Bolsinger's done

how is that little greaseball any good?

Fred's Brim said...

get him out of there, Donnie

Fred's Brim said...

why leave him in there to walk a guy?
ass

Fred's Brim said...

that kid is amazing, hope he's not hurt

Fred's Brim said...

JT with another double

Fred's Brim said...

leadoff double wasted
why am I still up?

Dusty Baker said...

Vin just referenced Wikipedia?

spnk said...

Pussy will be at the plate after the break

spnk said...

bases juiced. shit sandwiches on deck

Cliff Beefpile said...

The "P" men. I'd like to pee in their Gatorade.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Crawford draws the bases loaded walk. That's So Ravin!

spnk said...

kind of useless having a 97 mile an hour fastball and no control

spnk said...

Bomb Squad in full effect.

Cliff Beefpile said...

For all the moves in the winter, this team is still pretty ball-less.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

WTF I take the mrs out for a nice Italian dinner and come back to this blood bath of a game?

Orel said...

This team is not as good as its start and not as bad as its present

Paul said...

The front office is not as brilliant as they think. The manager sucks.

Hideo Nomo said...

Justin Turner is playing one hell of a cello on the deck of theTitanic.

Fred's Brim said...

OK Donnie, the Ravin experiment is over for now, right? He pitched two good innings in SD a week ago. That's it.