Juan Nicasio (1-1, 1.29) vs. Jorge De La Rosa (1-2, 6.51).
See, because Nicasio and Zack Greinke are a lot like the two Jean-Claude Van Damme characters:
Nearly 25 years after [winning our last World Series title], [Juan Nicasio] is living in Los Angeles as a flourishing yet peaceful [guy who hasn't started for the Dodgers this year]. But [Juan] has a twin brother [of sorts], [Zack Greinke], who suddenly reunites with his less-aggressive sibling and wants to [sweep the doubleheader in Colorado]. As the pair plan their payback against [Dinger], they also struggle to overcome their personal [hairstyle] differences.
It's basically the same plot. Let's hope Nicasio isn't throwing rotten tomatoes.