Sunday, January 20, 2013

NFL Playoffs Game Thread: Jan. 20

"Just because I root for a San Francisco team doesn't mean you have to!"

12n PST 49ers @ Falcons
3:30p PST Ravens @ Patriots

55 comments:

Hideo Nomo said...

Go, nobody!

Dusty Baker said...

Come on you team that I can develop a vague narrative of support for simply because you reside in the same state in which I live!

Orel said...

Falcons up 7-0 in the 1st.

Orel said...

10-0 now.

Orel said...

Tom Cruise is wearing a Yankees cap in the "Oblivion" commercial. Of course.

Orel said...

Down goes Kaepernick!

Orel said...

This just in: Lakers still suck.

Orel said...

JONES!

Orel said...

17-7 ATL in the 2nd.

Orel said...

17-14

Cliff Beefpile said...

All I remember is the Niners driving the cars the gnats were riding in during their stupid parade. Sorry, Matty, but the Niners can gargle my balls.

Cliff Beefpile said...

ToGo, bishes!

Orel said...

TD Falcons! 24-14.

Orel said...

Quiznos, bishes!

Orel said...

Or should it be Jacquizznos?

Orel said...

Does Howie Long cut his hair with a Sawzall?

Orel said...

24-21 to start the 3rd. Bison must be happy.

Cliff Beefpile said...

I don't know about Howie Long, but I think Jimmy Johnson's hair is made of marble.

Steve Sax said...

I can't believe I have to root for Atlanta here

Cliff Beefpile said...

The Falcons secondary is playing like 15 yards off...everybody's WIDE open. Bump somebody dammit!

Orel said...

Akers nails the wrong side of the goalpost. Still 24-21.

Cliff Beefpile said...

My hatred of the Braves doesn't extend to the Falcons--at least not like the gnats-niners connection, but that's just me.

Orel said...

And the Falcons turn it over. Dammit.

Cliff Beefpile said...

So much for Matty "Ice".

Cliff Beefpile said...

Falcons D picked a hell of a day to try out their Raider impression.

Cliff Beefpile said...

And the Niners give it right back!

Orel said...

Goal-line fumble!

Dusty Baker said...

Great game so far, like the other playoff games have been.

Orel said...

Ugh. Three and out.

Orel said...

Shit. TD 49ers.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Seriously, unbelievable playoff games this season. Let's just hope the Super Bowl isn't a big let-down.

Cliff Beefpile said...

I wonder if it really chaps Alex Smith's ass to see those Visa commercials.

Orel said...

This is the only time I don't want Matt Kemp to be happy.

Well, maybe with Rihanna too.

Orel said...

What a grab by Douglas!

Orel said...

Matt Kemp ‏@TheRealMattKemp

Wow!!! Can't even get it right with replay!! Terrible call!!

Orel said...

Makeup call? 49ers on the verge of winning.

Orel said...

Matt Kemp ‏@TheRealMattKemp

We going 2 the SuperBowl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orel said...

Is San Francisco the new Boston?

Cliff Beefpile said...

I actually like Kaepernick, but Harbaugh's a choad. Oh well. I hope Tony Gonzalez plays next year.

Cliff Beefpile said...

The Warriors and Sharks aren't gonna do shit, no worries about that. Plus, I still think it's an AFC year. Especially if it's the Patriots, but either one will likely beat the Niners.

Orel said...

And now I find myself rooting for Tom Brady. What the hell is going on here?

Orel said...

Yvonne Carrasco ‏@yvonnecarrasco

Ugh

Orel said...

Steve Rushin ‏@SteveRushin

Niners in Super Bowl and Die Hard in theaters. Set your watch to 1989.

Cliff Beefpile said...

The E*Trade baby scares the shit out of me. Why does everything on CBS suck so badly?

Orel said...

NE 13, BAL 7, 3rd.

Orel said...

Check that. Ravens take a 14-13 lead.

Orel said...

Ravens on a roll! 21-13 BAL.

Orel said...

Didn't see this coming. 28-13 BAL.

Orel said...

Man, the Pats look totally out of sync.

Orel said...

The best thing about this game is hearing the dismayed crowd reactions.

Orel said...

Both home teams in line for the loss, by the way.

Orel said...

Niners-Ravens Super Bowl. Yawn.

Orel said...

Brady throws and end-zone pick to end it. How ignominious.

Orel said...

Harbaugh vs. HarZZZZZZZZZZ

Spank said...

Sorry folks but after seeing that GT pic,Matt Kemp can suck my cock.