Lazy Bill Plaschke Once Again Uses Tired "One Moment / The Next Moment" Cliche To Capture Dodgers' 2016 Clincher

Bill Plaschke is a renowned sportswriting hack.

But one would have thought that, in a storybook ending game highlighted by the final home appearance of Dodgers legend Vin Scully; a walk-off home run by unlikely slugger Charlie Culberson; and a division-clinching victory for the Dodgers--Plaschke could have at least spent some effort to write the post-game column.

Nope. Not Plaschke, who probably was so busy staring at himself in the mirror, that he went back to using a tired writing device that is SO LAZY, he's used this same device no fewer than 13 times in the past eight years (a fact which we have thoroughly researched, up to 2013):

One moment, the Dodgers’ unlikely journeyman, Charlie Culberson, was driving a ball over the left-field fence for a 10th-inning home run to give the Dodgers a 4-3 victory over the Colorado Rockies and their fourth consecutive National League West Division championship.

The next moment, after the team hugged and bounced in the infield while its fans danced in the stands, everyone stopped and pointed to the press box.

Unbelievably lazy, Plaschke. And after spending a bit more time on a reasonable valentine piece on Scully earlier this week, you'd think that you'd do better than phoning it in, for a game like this.

Or as Scully himself might say,

"In a career that has been so derivative, the recyclable has again happened."

CONGRATS DODGERS 2016 NL WEST CHAMPS

This was the only official artwork I could find, OK?

UPDATE: How's this?

Dodger Batters Tip Helmets to Vin

So cool. So freakin cool.

RIP Jose Fernandez

Statement from the Miami Marlins organization: pic.twitter.com/6A4Rv6m2g9

— Miami Marlins (@Marlins) September 25, 2016

This is my favorite photo. I took it after he got a W vs Dodgers. He grabbed chair, watched fireworks. A big leaguer but always kid at heart pic.twitter.com/QwDzQ1sKCx

— Allison Williams (@AllisonW_Sports) September 25, 2016

Vin Scully Ceremony Highlights

Series Thread (Games 153-156): Sept 22-25 vs Rockies

9/22, 7p: Brett Anderson vs Tyler Chatwood
DODGERS 7, ROCKIES 4

9/23, 7p: Scott Kazmir vs Jon Gray
DODGERS 5, ROCKIES 2. Dodgers win on Vin Scully Appreciation Day!

9/24, 6p: Clayton Kershaw vs Chad Bettis
DODGERS 14, ROCKIES 1. Magic number = 1!

9/25, 1p: Rich Hill Brandon McCarthy vs Tyler Anderson
DODGERS 4, ROCKIES 3 (10). Seager game-tying HR in the 9th. Culberson walkoff HR in the 10th. NL champs fourth year in a row!

More Vin

• Scully's 10 greatest calls: Legend's voice resonated even on tales of dirt, beards and translations (MLB.com)
  
• Begin your Vin Scully Weekend with some of the broadcaster's funniest calls (Cut4/MLB.com)
  

A Little More Love for VIN

A friend that I'll just call "RAB" shared a little ditty about his Grandfather. Note: even though it's in blockquotes, no guarantee this is a direct quote

My grandfather was a rabid Dodgers fan since Brooklyn... even claiming he moved to LA just to follow them West. He'd listen to or watch pretty much every single game they played.

When I was older, I tried to take Grandpa to a game but he REFUSED. "What's the point of going. Vin paints a better picture of the game than the game itself"

Maybe Gramps was just cheap :-)

He also could have listened on headphones at the stadium... that tends to go well.

But the sentiment is spot on.

There will never be another Vin.

As another living legend once said...

See some of you at the game on Sunday, with the family DeShields in tow!

Vin Scully in Motion

Jerry Reuss' Vin Scully Story

From "The Man. The Voice. The Stories," an oral compilation of Vin Scully stories from Jason Stark at ESPN.com:

Jerry Reuss: "I was pitching a game for Houston -- it was either '72 or 73. It was a weeknight game, and there was maybe a crowd of 20,000 there. But as I stood there on the mound ready to deliver a pitch, for whatever reason it caught my attention (from the sound of those transistor radios) that Vin was in midstory. ... It was the only time it ever happened, but I can hear by his cadence, his inflection, that he was in midstory. It just caught me. So I stepped off the mound, threw down the resin bag, rubbed my hand, and I could still hear him tell the story. ... He got his point out, people laughed, and without missing a beat, he said, 'Now Reuss is ready to deliver.' ... That's the kind of respect that Vin Scully deserves."

Series Thread (Games 150-152): Sept 19-21 vs Giants

This never gets old. Especially when we're in first place!

9/19, 7p: Clayton Kershaw vs. Madison Bumgarner
DODGERS 2, GIANTS 1. Dodgers walk off in the 9th!

9/20, 7p: Rich Hill vs Johnny Cueto
GIANTS 2, DODGERS 0

9/21, 7p: Kenta Maeda vs Matt Moore
DODGERS 9, GIANTS 3. Magic number = 5!

Is there a better argument for appreciating the present than this?

Dodgers vs. Giants! First place vs. second place! 13 games left! 5-game lead! Magic number at 9! Vin's storied career coming to an end!

(cries)

Enjoy it, folks. Who knows what the future holds...and here's a little blast from the past, back when Game 1's grizzled veteran starters were wee lads:

Photoshop by @akaTheConman

Game 2: No One Is Looking At Anyone Else

#PuigYourFriend #DontLookAtMe 👀 #Puignotlookingatyou 🙈 @JDL_87 @Adrian_ElTitan pic.twitter.com/2r1JULNyMK

— Yasiel Puig (@YasielPuig) September 20, 2016

Hilarious.

ESPN coverage, here.

Oh yeah, and even Giants homer Hank Schulman (SF Comical) believes Madison Bumgarner should just shut up.

A Promise Is a Promise, Cliffy

Vin Scully, on (Gasp!) Retirement

UPDATE: Transcription here.

Series Thread (Games 146-149): Sept 15-18 @ Snakes

This snake was not a Dodger.

Th 9/15, 6.30p: Rich Hill (12-3, 1.80) vs. Archie Bradley (6-9, 5.10)
DIAMONDBACKS 7, DODGERS 3

Fr 9/16, 6.30p: Kenta Maeda (14-9, 3.28) vs. Zack Greinke (12-6, 4.54)
DODGERS 3, DIAMONDBACKS 2

Sa 9/17, 5p: Bud Norris (6-10, 5.05) Brock Stewart vs. Shelby Miller (2-11, 7.12)
DODGERS 6, DIAMONDBACKS 2

Su 9/18, 1p: TBD Jose De Leon vs. Robbie Ray (8-13, 4.55)
DIAMONDBACKS 10, DODGERS 9 (12)

Dodgers open the series in Arizona with a magic number of 13, following the Dodgers' series win vs. the Yankees, coupled with the Giants getting swept by the Padres in San Francisco. The Dodgers' offense was a little toothless in the last two games, but benefitted from two Yankees miscues to take the 2-0 lead. We face right-handed starters in the first three games of this series, so let's hope we get the bats back again and whittle that magic number down further.

unfortunately, animals were indeed hurt in that picture; however, none of the Sons were responsible

Series Thread (Games 143-145): Sept 12-14 @ Yankees

Baseball stadium or church? You decide.

9/12, 4p: Jose De Leon vs Bryan Mitchell
DODGERS 8, YANKEES 2

9/13, 4p: Julio Urias vs CC Sabathia
YANKEES 3, DODGERS 0

9/14, 1p: Clayton Kershaw vs Michael Pineda
DODGERS 2, YANKEES 0 Magic number: 13 [Sax]

Optimistic? Pessimistic?

The Dodgers dropped two of three to the sub-.500 Marlins this weekend, and coupled with the Giants' sweep of Arizona, the NL West lead is only three games with 20 games left to play (including six head-to-head matchups with SF). I'm not feeling very good about this.

ESPN Dodgers beat writer Doug Padilla, however, is sunny in his disposition:

The Dodgers are building a proverbial human pyramid now, by stacking high some quality pitching. Clayton Kershaw returned for the first game of the series (a loss), Rich Hill fired seven perfect innings in Game 2 (a victory), and Kenta Maeda showed that he continues to get stronger down the stretch with a solid outing Sunday (another loss).

With more run support, and a better defense Sunday, the Dodgers know they could have been better against the Marlins, and former manager Don Mattingly. But at least the starting pitching looks like it could be something to lean on rather than a part of their game they have to overcome.

Nice way to overlook two of those games being losses.

ESPN's David Schoenfield, however, likes the Giants' chances:

[T]he odds say the Dodgers will win a fourth straight division title. But I don't think it will be quite so easy. Consider:

• The Giants are due to play better. Maybe they weren't actually the best team in baseball when they ended the first half with a better record than the Chicago Cubs, but clearly they're not the second-worst team in baseball.
• Baseball teams are streaky. While the Giants' extreme splits are abnormal, a bad stretch doesn't necessarily predict more losing. They're just as likely to go on a nice winning streak now. That's baseball.
• The Dodgers play 13 of their remaining 20 games on the road, and they're 47-27 at home and just 33-35 on the road.
• The teams have six games remaining against each other, including the season-ending series in San Francisco.
• Hunter Pence is hot, with eight hits in the Arizona series. Buster Posey is due to get hot as well, right?
• Strickland, if he does win the closer's role on a regular basis, will be fine. He has a 2.41 ERA in his major league career and has held opponents to a .202 average (.213 this season). He has been the Giants' best reliever over the past two seasons. So why has Bruce Bochy been so hesitant to name him the closer? It probably goes back to the 2014 postseason, when Strickland, with just seven innings of big league time, allowed six home runs in eight appearances. It's tough to trust a guy in close games after seeing that, but Strickland is a solid reliever and has earned the opportunity. (As a bonus, rookie Derek Law, with a 1.94 ERA and excellent peripherals, is due to come off the DL this week.)

I know the Giants' sweep was over one of the worst teams in baseball. I'm still nervous.

Series Thread (Games 140-142): Sept. 9-11 @ Marlins

This guy. 'Nuff said.
9/9, 4p: Clayton Kershaw vs Jose Fernandez
MARLINS 4, DODGERS 1: Kershaw: 3 innings, 5 Ks, takes the loss--but we're happy to have him back [Sax]

9/10, 4p: Rich Hill vs. Tom Koehler
DODGERS 5, MARLINS 0: Rich Hill with a perfect seven-inning sort-of game; Pederson 2 HR [Sax]

9/11, 10a: Kenta Maeda vs. Jose Urena
MARLINS 3, DODGERS 0. Ugh [Orel]

What The Hell, Let's Consider Getting More Outfielders

ESPN's Jim Bowden, whom I don't recall having a very good track record on predictions anyway, indicated some potential off-season trades that he believes will transpire. The Dodgers are mentioned in two of them, and they involve making our outfield another logjam again:

Andrew McCutchen, CF, Pittsburgh Pirates: It would be an unpopular move in Pittsburgh, but trading McCutchen has become a real possibility. The Pirates think top prospect Aaron Meadows will be ready as soon as next year, and they have internally discussed the possibility of moving left fielder Starling Marte to center field and putting Meadows in left. A good fit for McCutchen would be the Dodgers, who could put him in left field, where he's better suited at this point in his career.

Ryan Braun, OF Milwaukee Brewers: The Brewers have already discussed a trade with the Dodgers that involves sending Braun to Los Angeles for Yasiel Puig; expect those discussions to pick up again if Puig doesn't have a strong finish. Other potential fits include the Blue Jays (if Edwin Encarnacion and Jose Bautista depart via free agency); the Nationals, who will need to replace Jayson Werth; and the Cardinals, who are not expected to pick up left fielder Matt Holliday's club option.

I know McCutchen has declined precipitously this year, but if he's still good, it would be fun to have him. As for that admitted cheater from Milwaukee who aced Matt Kemp out of a MVP award in 2011, I'm not sure if I want him in our outfield.

Series Thread (Games 137-139): Sept 5-7 vs D'backs

Yeah, you knew we were going to use this picture....

9/5, 5p: Kenta Maeda vs Zack Greinke
DODGERS 10, DIAMONDBACKS 2. AGon: 2-run HR; Joc HR, Seager 3-run HR, Turner HR, Grandal HR, all in 5th off Greinke; Maeda: 6.1 IP, 1 R, 8 K, 1 BB

9/6, 7p: Ross Stripling vs Shelby Miller
DODGERS 5, DIAMONDBACKS 2

9/7, 7p: Brock Stewart vs Robby Ray
DODGERS 3, DIAMONDBACKS 1. Dodgers' first sweep after the All-Star break

photo by @thkbleu