Sunday, August 31, 2025

Post-Game 137 Thread: Will Smith Slaps One Out Of Here

DODGERS 5, DIAMONDBACKS 4

Look, you can revel in the majesty of Will Smith's walk-off pinch hit home run to lead off the ninth (his fourth PH HR of his career). It was pretty awesome, and just what the Dodgers needed after blowing the three-run lead late.

But don't let that take your eye off of how bad we looked all weekend long against a fourth-place, sub-.500 team after we narrowly avoided the sweep today. The offense was horrible for the first two games of this series, compounding yet another non-quality start from Blake Snell (5.1 IP, 3 ER) and as well as a mediocre start from Tyler Glasnow (7.0 IP, but also 3 ER).

The Dodgers' relief additions to the squad this year, which looked good on paper, continued to underperform. Kirby Yates came in yesterday to give up a three-run jack to Arizona's nine-hole, Ildemaro Vargas; and then Tanner Scott came in today to give up the lead on a three-run jack to Corbin Carroll. Scott, who has been awful for us all year, has already ceded three times the number of home runs this year than he did last year--and this year isn't over yet.

Yoshinobu Yamamoto pitched a solid seven innings of one-run ball today (1 ER, 10 Ks with 0 BBs), and we couldn't even hold on to give him a win. Unacceptable.

Let's also talk about the drop off in offense beyond our top four hitters, and that's even with Teoscar Hernandez benched today. Michael Conforto was 0-for-1 and batting .190 on the year before being removed for Kiké Hernandez in the fifth; Kiké promptly GIDPd on the first pitch to end a threat. Alex Call went 0-for-4 and has cooled off, as has Alex Freeland (he went 2-for-4 today but is bating .208). Both Alexs had two Ks each. Dalton Rushing is lost, 0-for-3 with 2 Ks. And Miguel Rojas had a nice day, 2-for-3 with a RBI, providing some hope from the depths of our lineup.

The losses of Max Muncy, Tommy Edman, and even Hyeseong Kim, coupled with the year-long impotence of Conforto, are just glaring holes in this lineup. We've got a day off Monday to think about this further, but honestly, do we really think this team, with this lineup, has legs in the postseason?

Smith can't save us every time.

Game 137 Thread: August 31 vs. D'backs, 1p

Yamamoto vs. Pfaadt.

One day after the Snakes broke (Tyler) Glass-now, the Dodgers will try to salvage a game of this series and hopefully maintain their narrow one-game lead over the Padres in the NL West. The Dodgers are now two games behind the Phillies for a first-round bye in the playoffs. That's right, everybody won yesterday: Brewers, Phillies, Padres...even the Angels, for pete's sake.

But not the Dodgers.

Saturday, August 30, 2025

Game 136 Thread: August 30 vs. Diamondbacks, 6p

Tyler Glasnow (1-2, 3.36) vs. Eduardo Rodriguez (5-8, 5.67).

Any excitement we might have from starting pitchers, who have spent most of the year sitting on their asses (and earning money all the same), will be nullified if they are basically impotent on the mound. Witness Blake Snell, who only lasted 5.1 IP in yesterday's loss.

And today, we've got the always-fragile Tyler Glasnow starting.

Yay.

Friday, August 29, 2025

2024 World Series Hero Walker Buehler Released By Red Sox

The Boston Red Sox just released Walker Buehler, whom they gave a one-year, $21M deal this off-season, after a horrible 2025 in which he went 7-7 over 22 starts, sporting a 5.45 ERA.

How far Buehler has fallen, so quickly. I would not have expected that outcome this year, and I actually feel bad for the guy.

It should be noted that Dustin May, whom we traded to the Red Sox at the deadline, is 1-3 in four starts with a 4.50 ERA with Boston (his Boston ERA is a bit better than his 4.85 ERA with us). Yikes.

Fenway Park appears to be where Dodger starters go to die.

Let's get Buehler for the bullpen!

Game 135 Thread: August 29 vs. Diamondbacks, 7p

Blake Snell (3-2, 1.97) vs. Zac Gallen (9-13, 5.13).

Zac Gallen has been one of Arizona's stalwarts since joining the Diamondbacks in 2019, his rookie year: 61-47 record with a 3.62 career ERA. That has not been the case for Gallen this year, but at least he has made 27 starts this year, which is 21 more than Blake Snell.

That said, Snell has a 2025 WAR of 0.6, while Gallen's is 0.5. So there you have it. I suppose you can take more than half the season off and still contribute a bit.

The Padres are playing the cream-puff Twins this weekend, so we'd better win this series.

Wednesday, August 27, 2025

Game 134 Thread: August 27 vs Reds, 5.40p

Oh no, it's another Nick!

Shohei Ohtani (0-1, 4.60) vs. Nick Lodolo (8-6, 3.05).

29 games to go, and it's still not comfortable: a one-game lead on the Padres in the NL West, and a half-game deficit to the Phillies for the #2 slot in the playoffs (which would allow the Dodgers to skip the first round).

We're throwing the leading candidate for NL MVP, Shohei Ohtani, out there this evening. But his last outing, in Colorado on August 20, was clearly Ohtani's worst start of the year: 4.0 IP, 9 H and 5 ER, with only 3 Ks. There's no hiding tonight, Shohei (not even behind a tube of Advanced Repair Facial Moisturizer!).

Tuesday, August 26, 2025

Game 133 Thread: August 26 vs. Reds, 7p

Clayton Kershaw (8-2, 3.13) vs. Nick Martinez (10-0, 4.59).

Andy Pages singlehandedly beat the Reds last night. Let's hope someone else can Nick the Reds' starting pitcher today, give Clayton Kershaw some runs with which to work, and extend our divisional lead on the Padres beyond one measly game.

Monday, August 25, 2025

Game 132 Thread: August 25 vs. Reds, 7p

Emmet Sheehan (4-2. 4.17) vs. Hunter Greene (5-3, 2.63).

The Dodgers and Padres are tied atop the NL West with 31 games to go, and it doesn't look any easier from here for the Dodgers. Now that we're don playing the Padres this season, we have to focus on contenders like the Cincinnati Reds, 1.5 games out of the final wild card slot and hungry to overtake the Mets. Not the best team for us to host, starting off by facing local phenom Hunter Greene (Sherman Oaks Notre Dame High School), whose fastball can top 100 mph.

Meanwhile, the Padres have the easiest remaining strength of schedule in the majors, with a winning percentage of .474, featuring cream-puff opponents like the Twins, Rockies, Orioles, and White Sox. The Padres also finish the season with six games at home, while the Dodgers finish on the road.

This doesn't stack up well for the good guys. I'm pretty freaked out.

Sunday, August 24, 2025

Game 131 Thread: Aug 24 @ Padres, 1p

Yamamoto vs. Pivetta.

Five hits, and two runs, across two games against a division rival. That is not going to get it done.

The Dodgers slipped back into second place with yesterday's 5-1 loss, and look to slip further if we drop today's game. We are looking up at the Padres now. What a train wreck.

Teoscar Hernandez is 0-for-7 with 5 Ks in this series, and playing defense like an old man out there in right field. He's hurt. But there's no time for sympathy.

Saturday, August 23, 2025

Game 130 Thread: August 23 @ Padres, 5.40p

Glasnow vs. Cortes.

Let's start with the worst-case scenario for today's game: Nestor Cortes gets his sweet revenge on Freddie Freeman and the Dodgers by pitching an excellent game tonight, shutting the Dodgers down and ushering the Padres back into sole possession of first place.

It's entirely plausible, especially with the always-fragile Tyler Glasnow on the mound as our starter, not to mention a high likelihood we will continue to trot Michael "Black Hole" Conforto out there hoping for a different outcome despite four and a half months of evidence to the contrary.

My god.

Friday, August 22, 2025

Game 129 Thread: August 22 @ Padres, 6.40p

We can boo Machado, but he's so good, it's a matter of time before he goes off.

Blake Snell (3-1, 1.80) vs. Yu Darvish (2-3, 5.97).

Sounds familiar: home team comes into a three-game series one game behind in the standings, with a visiting rival squad that has something to prove. And though this worked out well for the Dodgers last weekend, the Dodgers' pathetic series split in Denver against the Rockies demonstrates that we are far from firing on all cylinders (not to mention, Teoscar Hernandez' defense in right field sometimes looks like he's up on cinder blocks in the driveway).

And don't get me started on why the hell Michael Conforto keeps playing (he is 0-for-his-last-13 and sports a .186 batting average and .612 OPS this year, with 63 hits on the year and 93 Ks). We keep trotting out lineups like this, and we're expecting to lose.

Thursday, August 21, 2025

Game 128 Thread: August 21 @ Rockies, 12n

Kershaw vs. Dollander.

The best we can hope for is a series split with the Rockies. But there's a good chance that we lose our one-game lead in the NL West and enter this weekend's series at Petco Park tied with a very hungry Padres team. I don't like the sound of this, not at all.

Wednesday, August 20, 2025

Game 127 Thread: Aug 20 @ Rockies, 5.40p

Ohtani vs. Gordon.

Continuing with the Two-Face theme, the Dodgers have split the first two games of this series so far, with one really bad loss folowed by one really good romp. I have no idea which team will show up tonight in Denver. Hopefully at least Teoscar Hernandez will have some wheels.

Tuesday, August 19, 2025

Game 126 Thread: Aug 19 @ Rockies, 5.40p

Sheehan vs. Gomber.

The Dodgers seem to be back to their ways of letting games slip away late, like last night's debacle in Denver. Thankfully, the Padres lost at home as well, but we can't rely on that to keep our divisional lead.

Sack up, Dodgers!

Monday, August 18, 2025

Game 125 Thread: Aug 18 @ Rockies, 5.40p

Yoshinobu Yamamoto vs. Kyle Freeland.

Which Dodgers team is going to show up here in Denver? The one that got swept in not one series, but BOTH series, to a Anaheim Angels team with a losing record? Or the one that just swept the San Diego Padres this past weekend, allowing the Dodgers to re-ascend back into first place in the division?

Let's flip a coin.

Sunday, August 17, 2025

Game 124 Thread: Aug 17 vs. Padres, 1p

Tyler Glasnow vs. Yu Darvish.

We actually have a chance to sweep the Padres? No way I thought that was possible. Clearly, we're working in an alternate universe here.

Saturday, August 16, 2025

Game 123 Thread: Aug 16 vs. Padres, 6p

Blake Snell vs. Dylan Cease.

We're tied up in the NL West, after yesterday's white-knuckle 3-2 win over the Padres. Clayton Kershaw was gutty...something I haven't seen much of with Blake Snell, especially if he lasts into a third time through the lineup. Can Snell (or Snell-glazer David Vassegh) shut me up?

Friday, August 15, 2025

Game 122 Thread: Aug 15 vs. Padres, 7p

Clayton Kershaw vs. some Padre who will undoubtedly have the game of his life.

The Dodgers are now in second place, looking up at the Padres, thanks to a woeful run since the All-Star Break juxtaposed with a peaking San Diego team (8-2 over their last ten). With our loss Wednesday, yet another game in which we snatched defeat from the jaws of victory and got season-swept by the lowly Angels, the Dodgers look completely hopeless in the bullpen and mostly impotent from the plate.

Reinforcements aren't coming in these last ~40 games. Either we step up, or we're done.

Wednesday, August 13, 2025

Game 121 Thread: Aug 13 @ Angels, 6.30p

Ohtani vs. Hendricks.

This is the sixth and final game against the Angels, and the Dodgers haven't won one yet. As a result of this and other incompetencies, they are now tied for first place in the NL West thanks to the surging Padres (7-3 in their last 10). And we look hopeless against these very inspired and angry Angels. Hendricks for the sweep.

Tuesday, August 12, 2025

Game 120 Thread: Aug 12 @ Angels, 6.30p

Sheehan vs. Mederos.

Can we win one frickin' game against the Halos this year?

I think probably not.

Monday, August 11, 2025

Game 119 Thread: Aug 11 @ Angels, 6.30p

Apparently, the Angels' Strike Force is not their offensive lineup.

Yoshinobu Yamamoto (10-7, 2.51) vs. José Soriano (7-9, 4.01).

The Angels, the fourth-worst team in the American League, get a chance for some crosstown payback to motivate what is otherwise another lost season in Anaheim. This three-game series in Anaheim precedes a stretch where the Dodgers will play six of ten games against the Padres, who are only two games back of the Dodgers and nipping at our heels. Can we stop the Angels from lighting up the halo?

Sunday, August 10, 2025

Game 118 Thread: Aug 10 vs. Blue Jays, 1p

Glasnow vs. Lauer.

The Blue Jays must be a little sad, having dropped the first two games of the series vs. Los Angeles. And we surprisingly look...pretty good, especially with Max Muncy's return to action lengthening the lineup and providing more potency than we had in July. The Padres won in extras yesterday, so the lead is still a scant three games; we need a sweep today, Tyler!

Saturday, August 09, 2025

Game 117 Thread: Aug 8 vs. Blue Jays, 6p

Blake Snell (1-1, 3.21) vs. Chris Bassitt (11-5, 4.12).

The road doesn't get any easier for the Dodgers, up against the best team in the AL East. Chris Bassitt is in the top 30 strikeouts for MLB in 2025. Now who's a good boy?

Friday, August 08, 2025

Game 116 Thread: Aug 8 vs. Blue Jays, 7p

Avert your eyes, or you'll be banished to L.A. Law!

Clayton Kershaw (217 wins, lifetime) vs. Max Scherzer (218 wins, lifetime).

It's a clash of MLB win titans today, with Clayton Kershaw and former Dodger Max Scherzer dueling it out on the mound. On the all-time leaderboard, Scherzer has the edge on IP (2919 to 2808) and strikeouts (3,451 / 11th place to 3,010 / 20th place), but Scherzer is also three years older than Kershaw.

The bigger issue here, though, is that the AL East-leading Blue Jays (68-48) are hot, while the NL West-leading Dodgers (66-49) are most decidedly not. As we dropped two of three to the mediocre Cardinals earlier this week, the Blue Jays were scoring 45 runs in their series against Colorado. I'm not hopeful.

Wednesday, August 06, 2025

Game 115 Thread: Aug 6 vs. Cardinals, 1p

Ohtani vs. Donovan.

Ha, you thought I had forgotten this Game Thread, right? No worries, I'll be watching this game.

Nice to see Max Muncy and Teoscar Hernandez opening up their individual cans of whoop-ass last night. Let's go!

Tuesday, August 05, 2025

Game 114 Thread: Aug 5 vs. Cardinals, 7p

Emmet Sheehan (2-2, 3.60) vs. Miles "Morales" Mikolas (6-8, 4.83).

My Spidey-Sense is tingling for tonight's matchup, and not just because of last night's heartbreaking 3-2 loss, showcasing a surprisingly decent start from Tyler Glasnow and disappointing innings from Anthony Banda and Brock Stewart. We got another relief pitcher at the deadline, and he did not deliver last night. Sigh.

Monday, August 04, 2025

Game 113 Thread: August 4 vs. Cardinals, 7p

Forecast is for Gray skies tonight in Los Angeles.

Tyler Glasnow (1-1, 3.38) vs. Sonny Gray (10-5. 4.38).

Finally, a game at a reasonable evening timeslot! And this time we face Sonny Gray and a Cardinals team whose .500 record (56-57) following a better-than-expected first half of the season ultimately made them a seller at the trade deadline (dealing Ryan Helsley, Phil Maton, and Steven Matz for prospects). It would be nice if we could take advantage of this and expand our divisional lead over the Padres by more than three games.

Sunday, August 03, 2025

Game 112 Thread: Aug 3 @ Rays, 9a

Yamamoto vs. Diaz.

Holy smokes, how early is this frickin' game?! Are we playing in Europe?

Saturday, August 02, 2025

Game 111 Thread: Aug 2 @ Rays, 10a

Snell vs. Rasmussen.

I don't know what is more unusual about this game: the 10a Saturday start time (to avoid Florida's afternoon thunderstorms), or the fact that we have a guy taking the mound who has disappointingly sat on the bench most of this season.

Get ready for more David Vassegh glazing.

Friday, August 01, 2025

Game 110 Thread: Aug 1 @ Rays, 4.30p

Kershaw vs Baz.

The new-look, post-Trade Deadline Dodgers hit Tampa's minor-league park for a series--sans Dustin May. Okay then.