Mon 4/29 6.45p: Kenta Maeda (3-2, 5.20, 25K) vs. Jeff Samardzija (2-1. 3.00, 24K) Tue 4/30 6.45p: Walker Buehler (2-0, 5.25, 18K) vs. Drew Pomeranz (1-2, 3.65, 28K) Wed 5/1 6.45p: Hyun-Jin Ryu (3-1, 2.96, 33K) vs. Ashley Madison (1-4, 4.30, 35K)
Fresh off a sweep of the Pirates at home, the Dodgers head north into the belly of the beast to face three starting pitchers with a decent amount of strikeouts, but not a lot of wins to show for it. Still, the team is compelling enough to have stolen Farhan Zaidi to join them, despite the fact that the Giants will lose 180 games over the next two years.
The Giants' -20 run differential is second-worst in the NL only to the Marlins; their farm teams are barren; and it took the team 26 games to score a run in their first inning. Oh yeah, and seagulls still shit all over their park. Let's hope the Dodgers can get out of here with some wins, and without any histoplasmosis.
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GAME 1
Joc LF
Corey SS
Justin 3B
Cody RF
Max 1B
Kiké 2B
Alex V CF
Austin C
Kenta P
0-0 through one, but Maeda looking shaky, giving up two hits in the frame but escaping.
We look weak on Top 2
Leadoff walk to Crawford in the bottom of the second. Then he tries to take third on a bloop base hit to right, and Bellinger nails him at third.
BOOM. I’m a pickle!
Charley says Cody made his major league debut in SF
0-0 through 2.
Chicken strips is about to blow this 2-0 lead here
Oyster Pubes up with one out and the bases juiced.
Dylan Floro to replace Stripling.
Floro Ks Pubes. Two out.
Bochy replaces Sandoval, their best batter in the lineup, for PH Longoria. But it’s the right call—Longoria clears the bases and it’s 3-2 SF. Wow.
That’s why Bochy is a HOFer, I guess.
Seager grounds to Panik. One out, T8
I kinda blame Charley on that one. He’s the one who during Kike’s AB said “a vase hit would bring the speedy Bellinger home.”
STOP JINXING IT CHARLEY
Pollock headed to IL with an elbow infection. And a .228 average.
Game 2 win! Even JT gets a HR. 10-3, LA
GAME 3
Hernandez 2B
Seager SS
Turner 3B
Bellinger RF
Martin C
Munch 1B
Taylor LF
Verdugo CF
Ryu P
Dodgers finally answer with a Bellinger RBI single in the sixth. 1-1 through six.
Two on, none out, and we are just about ready to squander the opportunity
Now it’s two out (Kiké Ks for the second out) and Seager is up with two RISP
Seager fucking Ks for the third out.
1-1 at the stretch.
Austin Barnes is fucking horrible at the plate. GIDP to end the threat in the ninth.
1-1, mid-9
Got a bad feeling about Urias here in B9
Urias left two on, but Baez was summoned and gave up the walkoff to Oyster Pubes. Fuck, you guys are pathetic.
Death by papercuts! Three weak singles to score that run in the ninth. Horrible!
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