Clayton Kershaw (9-5, 2.73) vs. Chris Sale (12-4, 2.11).
Finally, the hangover is over.
This year, the Los Angeles Dodgers face the Boston Red Sox, a strongly-favored team with a gargantuan payroll who cruised through the regular season and first two rounds of the playoffs, backed by strong starting pitching. Sound familiar?
Barring any potential racist gestures in the impending playoff series, it's admittedly difficult to dislike the Red Sox, and nigh impossible to hate on Boston manager and former Dodger Alex Cora. Dodger manager Dave Roberts continues to be friends with Cora, as they were teammates in Los Angeles in 2004, and Roberts was the one of the first to congratulate Cora on his marathon 18-pitch AB in May 2004 (you can read the definitive story of Cora's marathon 18-pitch AB here).This is the first World Series managed by two players who each played for both teams. And this is the first World Series helmed by two minority managers. This is pretty cool stuff, set before the context of two historic franchises.
But let's face it, the underdog Dodgers should be the one the baseball gods (if there are any) prefer. While Boston has rattled off three titles since 2004, you may have heard that the Dodgers have been without a championship since 1988.
But we've got momentum. Our Game 7 NLCS victory over the Brewers (on the road!) was thrilling, as we saw some dormant bats awaken (Yasiel Puig, Cody Bellinger), some young stars shine (Walker Buehler, Julio Urias), some veterans show poise (Kenley Jansen, Justin Turner, Clayton Kershaw), and some unsung heroes astonish (Chris Taylor). Oh, and we've got this guy, too, who will both confound and surprise (like with a bunt single that led to an unrelinquished lead). We've got a full head of steam here.
It's time for us to capture some of that October magic.
It's time for us to grab this narrative.
It's time for us to rise up.
LET'S GO, DODGERS.
So grab your drum set, set it up in the back of your pickup truck, and let's take a ride down the street at 5mph.
158 comments:
Dozier 2B
Turner 3B
Freese 1B
Machado SS
Taylor LF
Kemp DH
Hernández CF
Puig RF
Barnes C
(Kershaw P)
Fuck the Red Sox and all of Boston!
Dozier batting leadoff.
(cries)
Dozier has a .255 average against Sale. 7 of his 12 hits are for extra bases. I hope he has some magic in his bat tonight.
I'm more worried about Puig and Taylor not knowing how to play the walls in Fenway.
You're right, Q7!
Dozier .255/.300/.532 (47 AB)
Machado .316/.409/.579 (19 AB)
Freese .400/.500/.400 (5 AB)
Grandal .000/.000/.000 (1 AB)
vs Kershaw:
Eduardo Nunez .167/.167/.250 (12 AB)
JD Martinez .375/.444/.875 (8 AB)
Ian Kinsler .500/.667/.500 (2 AB)
Steve Pearce .500/.500/1.000 (2 AB)
I am so nervous
Martinez is going to be tough. He was a beast against us when he was with Arizona.
To fair, I think very few opposing outfields know the Fenway walls. Definite part of HFA
@McCulloughTimes
15 minutes ago
Scott Alexander made the roster because he can pitch on back-to-back days, Dave Roberts said. The team did not feel Caleb Ferguson could.
Rain delay?
Let’s go Dodgers!! - from AC
AC, true Dodger!
Thought he was going to say J.D. Drew again
who's singing next...Carole King?
Joan Baez?
Let’s do this!!
Smoltz re: Sale: "The question is, is he rusty?"
His belly button sure is.
2-2 count, and Sale has velocity.
Dozier Ks to open WHAT A SHOCK
Dozier, yet another called K. One out.
He looked like he was going to die trying to foul those pitches off.
Boy it looks cold there.
2-2 count to JT.
Turner Ks on an 80 mph slider
Sale is fooling us pretty bad.
Sale at 95-96 is no bueno for us
Freese single!
@Nomo 5.14p: I was dying watching Dozier bat.
FREESE BREAKS THE SEAL!
Now batting, the World Series villain, Machado.
Manny first-pitch swinging of course
Boos not as bad for Machado here @ Fenway, vs. Miller Park
1-2 to Machado.
Sale will have at least 20 pitches this inning.
Sale's pitch count is good, since the rest of the order will not put up a fight
Steinered!
Manny flies out to left.
0-0 through 0.5
Steve Sax - you are my MUSE
Just gave away one out on Fresse missing that foul ball
Dropped pop up. Hope it doesn’t bite us.
It bit us
Dodger defense on point...not
And it got worse with the steal.
Small ball scores a run. Let’s see if the Dodgers take notes.
ugh
Barnes has made two throws to second and both have been terrible.
WHY CAN'T PUIG HIT THE FUCKING CUTOFF MAN FOR ONCE
Why the fuck was Puig throwing home there anyway
dammit
TV off. I can't take this.
sack up Kershaw. earn your money fool.
i turned volume off after 2nd hit.
Kershaw already at 4,304 pitches in the 1st
We're getting swept aren't we
Never!!
and with that run Kershaw is officially not even close to best Dodgers pitcher ever. choker.
Kershaw with the pickoff! Sweet!!
Somehow we escape. That could have been a LOT worse
Only 20 pitches for Kershaw. Time for him to settle down.
I haven't even started today's Daily Deadpool!
Get those taco tokens Orel!
MATT KEMP!!!
THE REAL MUTHAFUCKIN MATT KEMP
Three full counts this inning. Dodger bats making Sale work.
Puig shoulda crotch-chopped on the walk
This strike zone is puckering up like my butthole
Kershaw starts the 2nd with walk. Not good
Clayton is not long for this game. 1st & 3rd with one out
GIDP
The Villain turns two to help Kershaw. Love it.
but it was smoked
JT single with one out
Two on for guess who
Manny ties it up!
We strand two
New ball game boys and girls!
Kersh Ks Betts to open the 3rd!
Uh your comment about Fenway defense is noted, Quad
Another GIDP!
Gonna be overturned
Damn that Fenway outfield!
Kiké played Martinez's double pretty well off the wall
Okay 3-2 through 3, and that’s WITH the overruled double play costing us a run. Let’s go, Blue!
So much for making Sale work. He's about to escape the 4th with minimal pitches thrown
Sale at 85 pitches thru 4. He'll go at least 5
KKKKK
Dozier walks on strike two. Sale OUT
The home plate ump is bad, but he's consistently bad
1st & 2nd no out, Freese up
stoopid. why did you swing at that pitch
Men advance on a WP!
Manny ties it up again!
We need more Boos for Manny!
Another man stranded on 3rd but it's tied
Manny's gotta spike someone, be a real asshole
Kersh gone after allowing two on in the 5th
Madson starts with a WP, advancing the runners! Yay!
Madson Ks Martinez on 3 pitches. Wow!
I guess madson is feeling nasty tonight. All fastballs
Cmon Madsy. Change this guy up.
ugh
Ryu better have it tomorrow
Kickass Progressive commercial there! What’s happened to my son?
C'mon Lindesy Buckingham Koozie Old Buddy, Don't Let Me Down!
Plenty of game left, big O. Sox pen is not the Brewers ‘ pen (although even their pen wasn’t exactly their own).
Holy crap! A dodger compliment from Smoltz! Check his vitals!
These Red Sox bats...relentless
About that Sox pen...
Seriously, someone needs to get Smoltz some Cymbalta or something. Dude is just a miserable bastard.
If you saw GET OUT then you know what happened to Smoltz.
and today
I can't see Jackie Bradley Jr. without thinking of Martin Short's Jackie Rogers Jr. character. It's upsetting.
Julio paintin'
HotDAMN Urias has looked brilliant.
Well holy shit Vinny says yes on Prop 4. Guess I need to pay attention to that one.
Ryu's pop-up video teaser for tomorrow night's game made me almost as uncomfortable as he must have been filming it.
Muncy singles. One out for JT
Muncy with a nice AB.
JT singles. I've seen this movie before
We got something cookin’ In the seventh!
Grandal batting for Freese. Prediction: K on 3 pitches
Yaz? We wanna WIN this game, Roberts!
Yaz time. Back up. BACK UP
Putting in Yaz in this situation feels like hitting on 18 in blackjack.
Brasier's scared of Yaz.
Meanwhile. we're TERRIFIED of him
Frasier clearly didn't watch the film of Grandal in the NLCS
Boos for Manny! Let’s go Villain!!
RANCHO FREAKIN ARDIENDO
Manny shoulda done a pre-emptive crotch grab
The Villain with 3 RBIs tonight.
Still, only down by one. 5-4
These are the situations that need to work out for us if we're gonna win this damn thing. Come on, Cody Pop
Putting Yaz in reminded me of the time Mr Burns gave an important task to Homer. When Smithers runs down the dozens of ways Homer almost destroyed the plant, Burns simply replies "I figured he was due"
Fuck.
MORE THREE-RUN HOMERUNS, PLEASE!
Goddammit, Joc.
Amazing that Red Sox are able to run a game without blaring house music and in-game hosts.
This is my Smoltz moment.
I mean, has Alex Wood done anything but give up dingers this postseason?
Alex Wood comes in and the game is over
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He's also given up moonshots, bombs, taters and a wallop or two
For as much of a red-ass that Alex Wood is, you'd think he'd be better at actually getting people out.
Y'all okay?
Wood killed us.
again
None of this happens if Joc didn't drop that fucking ball
Heres Lies SOSG Nation
Poison chalice, this game.
And of course, he gets Benintendi
Joc grounds out weakly for the first out of the 9th
Beat LA chant in Boston? Guess they're not the world's greatest fanbase.
Muncy strikes out weakly for the second out of the 9th
We all need this right now... Philly Fans Mocking Birdman Kimbrel
https://youtu.be/lsjb3p_bga8
Well fuck
@Delino Thanks. Needed that laugh right now.
A flaming bag o' shit!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
UUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS
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