Monday, October 15, 2018

NLCS Game 3 Thread: 10/15 vs Brewers, 4:30p

Walker Buehler vs Jhoulys Chacin.

That's right, Dodger fans. Just when you thought you were all snug as a bug wearing your Coat of Emotional Indifference, along come Justin Turner and Pedro Baez (!!!) to rip that fucker up and throw it in the shredder (I know, no such thing as a coat shredder, work with me here).

So now we're hopeful! Which means we're vulnerable! Which we promised we would never ever be since goddamn Game 7!

Someday we'll look back and realize these are good problems to have.

But not today.

So here's a little nugget of hope: Unlike Wade Miley — who has been so good against us he could join Billie Jean King in the Dodgers' ownership group — Jhoulys Chacin isn't a Dodger-killer. In his last start, the Dodgers won 21-5.

So let's channel our inner Michael Corleone and send the Brewers to go fishing with Al Neri on a cold, wintry day.

(splash)

94 comments:

QuadSevens said...

Love the Godfather themed game thread Orel!

QuadSevens said...

The Brewers bullpen have been as bad as Joey Zasa's hitmen. 8 runs over 10.1 innings.

QuadSevens said...

Pederson LF
Muncy 1B
Turner 3B
Machado SS
Bellinger CF
Puig RF
Grandal C
Hernandez 2B
Buehler P

QuadSevens said...

I'm gonna be in the dark on this one I think. Power has been out at my place all day. Hold down the fort here boys and girls.

Orel said...

Thanks for teeing it up, Quad!

Orel said...

HERE WE GO MOTHERFUCKERS

Orel said...

Strike one. PRAY FOR RAIN

Orel said...

K

Orel said...

Buehler's getting the high strike

Orel said...

Walks Yelich. Can't complain

Orel said...

Brewers strike first. Rain didn't come fast enough

Orel said...

2nd out is strike 3 on a 99-mph fastball

Orel said...

3rd out is strike 3 on a 99-mph fastball

Orel said...

KKKKK

QuadSevens said...

Power is back! Praise Ginger Jesus! Now let’s get some hits.

Orel said...

OK the game can begin now!

Orel said...

C'mon Manny tie this fucker up

Orel said...

OK a single will do

Orel said...

When Manny decides to hustle he really shows up. Nice slide!

Orel said...

Puig double, men on 2nd & 3rd!

QuadSevens said...

Nice double from Puig! Second and third for Yaz.

QuadSevens said...

Dammit!

Orel said...

Grandal continues to be a total anchor on this team

Orel said...

blows smoke from gun

Orel said...

We can't wait until the 7th inning again!

QuadSevens said...

Need to take advantage of chances like those.

Orel said...

KKKKKK

QuadSevens said...

1-2-3 inning for Buehler.

QuadSevens said...

1-2-3 inning for Chacin. No bueno.

QuadSevens said...

Machado, Bellinger, and Puig coming up in the fourth for us. I predict a HR from one of them.

Orel said...

1-2-3-4 inning for Buehler

Orel said...

Manny walks

QuadSevens said...

They’re reviewing Manny’s slide. This feels like it’s gonna hurt.

QuadSevens said...

Bellinger called out because of a bad slide. That’s bullshit! He beat the throw!

Orel said...

You got one more chance Quad

Orel said...

NOPE

Orel said...

Apparently Manny can't be waving his arms around like that

QuadSevens said...

Puig robbed of a hit. Still 1-0 Brewers after four.

Orel said...

Grandal GR double!

Orel said...

About to be stranded...

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Top 6: ugh

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Turner 1B+E puts him on second with 1 out

Orel said...

Manny & Belli up to atone for their errors

Orel said...

Manny smash, Moustakas grab. We were not meant to win this game

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QuadSevens said...

That was brutal. We can’t catch a break on these hard hit balls.

Orel said...

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Brewers 4-0. Game over

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

We’ll get them tomorrow

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Orel said...

Hope so, DBT! That's a lot to expect from Dick Mountain, though

Orel said...

Signs of life in the 9th

QuadSevens said...

Yaz Ks but connects with the bat rack.

Orel said...

What a piece of shit

Orel said...

Noooooope we suck

QuadSevens said...

Dozier down looking to end it. Crap.

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